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David Marshall

@funmandave.bsky.social
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When you discuss other people, you should emphasize that they are People, not that they are Other.

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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 2h
EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU’RE REGISTERED, check to make sure. Trumpists are purging the rolls. www.vote.org Deadline to register is TODAY in Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and TEXAS!
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Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 2h
This is a community note for the ages.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 1h
If you live in the following states, TODAY is the last day to register to vote before the midterm elections: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas Go to IWillVote.com for more info.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah. Fuck.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 15h
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 15h
I’m gonna come over to Ohio and wash your mouth out with soap!
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 15h
Overturning pitch calls in both directions in a bottom of the 9th, 1-run game is stomach churning.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 15h
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 16h
Man, if Tatis were having a good series, the Padres would be destroying the Brewers. Proud of them for doing so well anyway.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 16h
Wife: I don’t think this is good for you, old man. Me, watching Padres game: It’s not. It’s not!
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 17h
“I say it here, it comes out there….” — Broadcast News (1987) bsky.app/profile/funm...
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 17h
Has anybody else noticed Michael King has allowed all of ONE hit in eleven innings this postseason? It’s only through four today, but he hasn’t allowed a hit yet AGAIN. #SDvMil
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 18h
Some GOP politicians make buys in DC for an audience of one.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 20h
That it would hook foul I completely agree. That it wouldn’t have had the distance absent hitting the wire is clearly wrong (unless I’m misjudging that it was caught at the edge of the track; haven’t seen a high enough angle on that to be certain.)
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 21h
Some people think psychedelic drugs are a modern phenomenon. Those people are wrong.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 21h
There’s a level of haunting that causes suicides, so I have to reject that premise as well. You’re no longer human if you’re dead.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 21h
Just a dude shaking hands and taking care not to spill beer on anyone as he picks his way back to his seat.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 21h
If you’re not willing to allow people back into the fold, no one is going to rejoin humanity, Brad. This is akin to saying “You were stupid then so keep being stupid forever—you’re not allowed to learn from mistakes.” I reject that premise.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 21h
Yes. Yes, you DO want to hear this story. Trust me.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When we see the excess deaths from record-breaking temperatures we shouldn't be shy in saying those journalists who knowingly lied and obfuscated about climate change until there was nothing we could do about it have blood on their hands the same way Nazi propagandists did.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, so you like domed stadiums with cables that interfere with play? j/k. Go for three, Craig.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU’RE REGISTERED, check to make sure. Trumpists are purging the rolls. www.vote.org Deadline to register is TODAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and TEXAS!
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gus from Psych: Iconic Hand Pose
Alt: Gus from Psych: Iconic Hand Pose
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fine with me. Let’s not play games where there are ceilings. Problem solved. And don’t act like it’s the same as differing amounts of foul territory. It’s not and you know in your heart that’s not the same as playing indoors.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve seen the spray chart. This was not “most batted balls with the same launch angle and exit velocity.” This was approximately the same as the leftmost circle, only closer to the line and therefore well over the fence. Go listen to the announcers via the MLB app.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, 345 - 16 = 329 or ~330 feet, exactly as *I* said. And it was still climbing when it hit the wire. That ball was long gone according to *everyone except you.* The only reason to claim otherwise is to get someone off their game, but don’t bother: I’m not on the roster, so it has no effect.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In a fair league the Padres won today.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s literally where it was caught. The edge of the warning track: bsky.app/profile/mlbb...
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look again with honest eyes. It went ~330 feet even after being deflected down. The replay shows that and the announcers concur. Get real.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That CANNOT be right. It went ~330 feet DESPITE being deflected downwards. Right down the line that’s a home run in nearly any park.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ceilings are bullshit.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As we go to the bottom of the second, pitch counts stand as follows: Misiorowski (Mil) - 58/40 Ray (SD) - 7/4 #sdmil
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not impressed.
A gaping hole (maybe 10 by 14 inches) made by Charlie, our purebred doofus.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“10 out of 10 for style, but minus several million for good thinking.”
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That squirrel’s name? Inigo Montoya.
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California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition. 

A leaping squirrel, who looks rather too small to be attacking an owl of this size, is inches away from the owl’s face.  The owl looks even more startled than owls often look.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forget maps. I once had to drive a rental truck without so much as a tape deck from San Diego to San Francisco and made myself a list of AM radio stations along the way and what times various baseball games were starting so I wouldn’t die of boredom or fall asleep.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AAA printed directions?!? In high school we planned a trip and they pulled a series of skinny pre-printed maps that followed major freeways from racks on the wall behind the counter and assembled them in order into a little comb binding for us.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cameras are cheap now and if he can show evidence you did this you’ll likely lose every close call in court on the way to losing that chunk of your land. Revenge is a dish better served cold, but you’ll do what you want.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 03/10/2026
My investigators have confirmed the Trump administration is hiding interview documents it conducted with some of Epstein’s banks, and there could be more. There’s no limit to how far Scott Bessent, Kash Patel and Todd Blanche will go to continue this cover up.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has Soup met bsky.app/profile/winn...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
22 California billionaires have spent a combined $150 million to defeat Prop 40. Their combined wealth in January 2025 was $439 BILLION. By September 2026, it had grown to $722 BILLION. They're accidentally making the case for the billionaire tax better than anyone else could.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is inconceivable to me that SCOTUS would agree with this, based on my reading of Vizzini v. Shawn. bsky.app/profile/reic...
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kel over here GLOMARing his monthly gunfights.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social, you have so much work to do to educate the public.
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An amphibious assault group means Trump plans to invade Iran—to take and hold territory and make thousands of marines targets of drones. Vote like our kids’ lives depend on it, because they do.
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