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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Frog and Toad sat close by the fire. They were scared. The teacups shook in their hands. They were having the shivers. It was a good, warm feeling.

Frog and Toad sit before a roaring fire, teacups in hand, shivering with fear.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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Stef 😈🙏😇 @silberschleier.bsky.social · 15h

Ineffable husbands for your timeline 😇😈

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Owinous @owinous.bsky.social · 4h

Today's #IneffableKinktober2026 card for a cause is here! Today's prompt: Collar/leash #asanthony #go3

Asa holding a leash attached to Anthony, who is wearing a collar and nothing else. Anthony has a dreamy smile on his face.

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Poet To None @poet-to-none.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe the rest of them. . . #PoetToNone #IneffableKinktober2026 #GoodOmensNSFW

Photo of drawing progress on the easel, mostly shading work, the outline of Crowley's wings is present but moat details not drawn in yet. Sunlight on the grain of the wood and the edge of the paper. A pencil resting at the base of the sketch.

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Poet To None @poet-to-none.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Crowley's hips and Aziraphale's ass might like a moment of your time. . . #PoetToNone #IneffableKinktober2026 #GoodOmensNSFW

Progress on a graphite sketch, dark shading over the inner curve of an ass facing the viewer almost fully, and at their side, hidden somewhat behind, tilted hips with a lot of attitude.

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Bunz @ineffablebunz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ineffable kinktober, Day 05- Frottage. Why yes, there are three dicks still in this picture, why do you ask? #IneffableKinktober2026 @ineffablekinktober.bsky.social

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beerok23 - Ineffable Mom @beerok23.bsky.social · 3h

He’s Magic 🪄✨

FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 3h

No gif of it, but the scene at the end of the finale where he does not take his eyes off Satan and keeps himself between Aziraphale and Satan. 🫦🍆⬇️🩲⬇️💦

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 3h

Does that explain the 384739392947372949572762647595037 images of Angel and Demon peen, pussy, arse, thighs, tits, and belly I'm seeing in my feed everyday or do I have a very horny Poltergeist with sock puppet accounts?

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Bunz @ineffablebunz.bsky.social · 5h

Ineffable kinktober, Day 07- Collar/Leash. Down boy. #IneffableKinktober2026 @ineffablekinktober.bsky.social

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Apidistra 🌿 @apidistra.bsky.social · 6h

Aziraphale: “I don't think it's difficult to get you aroused.” Crowley: *arches a brow* That’s my Ineffable Husbands😂🥰 😇🥂😈 I would like all my recipes in porn form in future please 😉 🥔🤤⭐️👏🏻 A Lackluster Handjob For Crispy Roast Potatoes @funkyearthchild.bsky.social 1.8K Words—E #GoodOmensFic

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A Lackluster Handjob For Crispy Roast Potatoes - EyesOnHisThighs - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 4h

The potato cravings while writing this...

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 4h

Do you see that? My potato-themed porn is currently topping the Good Omens fandom. You've been topped by my tots. You're welcome.

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 5h

The Good Omens fandom has averaged 15 new works per day since July. Not shabby for 👻👻👻👻 I'm helping!!!

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 8h

We can do it. That's a big jump since the middle of this year, I believe. I am working very hard to do my part! 🫡

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Rufus @rufusthedino.bsky.social · 8h

Would anybody mind if I just said how much I love this man?

Michael Sheen in front of the Welsh flag

Michael Sheen at Doctor Theatre 2, smiling with his hands clasped together

Michael Sheen at the WNT 27/28 launch sitting with one leg crossed over the other

Michael Sheen on Desert Island Discs, smiling

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eff-able kinktober @eff-ablekinktober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

KINKTOBER IS HERE! not a #GoodOmens writer or artist? i made a bingo card for the admirers! check it out, and feel free to count ANY #kinktober fanwork towards bingo, not just what’s associated with my event. for more info, rules, and image ID, check my tumblr post: www.tumblr.com/eff-ablefics...

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 8h

Need some midweek PWP? That's porn with potatoes. #IneffableKinktober2026 doesn't have a potato category, so I believe this fits the "Hands" prompt. Please enjoy this literary masterpiece, which I expect to have 10,000 kudos today. You say potato, I say excellent! archiveofourown.org/works/94144116

Crowley perked up. “Oh! Roasties! Yeah…yeah, roasties. Cor, I would blow someone behind a Greggs for some roasties.”

“Just anyone?” Aziraphale huffed.

Crowley smirked. “Anyone named Aziraphale.”

“That's better.”

“Would you fancy a blow job for some roasties?”

“Darling, you're absolutely cream-crackered. Roasties are on the house,” he teased. “No blow jobs required.”

Crowley pouted. “You're right. A blow job would take a lot out of me, but I want Angel cock. Perhaps you'll indulge me and allow a hand job?” He waved his hand. “A lackluster handjob, mind.”

Aziraphale laughed. “I don't believe that those beautiful hands could ever give a lackluster hand job.”

“You'd be surprised.”

“Sounds rather tempting.”

Crowley pulled out the chair next to him and patted it. “Have a seat.”

“Darling, you really don't have to. I'll get your potatoes started.”

“Sit down.” Crowley commanded.

Good Omens season 2 Aziraphale and Crowley in Edinburgh. Both have top hats. Crowley's is comically higher. The words on the screen say, "you say potato, I say excellent."

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Yokohamama🖤🤍 @yokohamama.bsky.social · 21h

Ineffable Husbands for your timeline #GoodOmens

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qtJ @jj-lu.bsky.social · 9h

Day 7 or @ineffablekinktober.bsky.social Collar/Leash & Hair Pull I revisited an older piece that never went anywhere. Found a use for it…finally lol!! Anyway, happy hump day!! 💗 #ineffablekinktober2026 #goodomensNSFW #femCrowley

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Prince John🌟 @trashboatprince.bsky.social · 17h

Teeny tiny adventure husbands ♡

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22h

Oh, there's no need to thank me, that's what— friends are for.

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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Habit-forming. Mind-controlling. Life-absorbing. You can never get enough of The Slorch Stuff. You are what you eat. #slorchoween October 30 - November 1

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Hedda T Bear @wellthumbed.bsky.social · 23h

The tags implied that there would be sexy shinnanigans in this fic, and I’m finally getting round to it.Chpt 6 of Masters of Torment is finally up. So if you are on team Slanthony, Anslorch (what is the portmanto of Slorch and Anthony?)Then please have a read. archiveofourown.org/works/875161...

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Masters of Torment - Chapter 6 - Wellthumbed - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition) 🖤

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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Slorch Delivers… #slorchoween 🎃🎃🎃

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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I now have a crawling David Tennant to play with🤔

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Randy 🔞 @smutkeeper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Day 2: Lingerie 🩵 @ineffablekinktober.bsky.social #goodomensnsfw

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Owinous @owinous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today's #IneffableKinktober2026 card for a cause is here! Anthony's doing such a great job. (Sorry I posted late!) #asanthony #go3 Apparently bluesky isnt accepting my content labels (probably because its chibi) so I apologize to those at work getting jumpscared.

Anthony giving Asa a blowjob, smiling. Asa is saying "So good for me, Anthony."

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cassieoh @cassieoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The last of the preorders for my last shop update are being mailed soon (the kiln queue has been SO slow its killing me) but while Im waiting for those, I've been working on the next update. This round im focusing on hand building: ornaments, cottages, and trinket trays/wall altars #goodomens

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pixiewolf🧚🐺✨ @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🖤 Murder at Blackthorn Manor 🖤 🖤 Commissioned by @lunarkatstudio.bsky.social & beta read by @thatwitchlibrarian.bsky.social 🖤 I - Gathering Afore The Storm archiveofourown.org/works/940874...

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Angellilou @angellilou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#ineffablekinktober day 5 : domsub I'm proud of the poses 😊 #goodomens #nsfw

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Tricksy Spirit 👻🤍🖤 @tricksyspirit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Aziraphale, is that you 🤣

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pixiewolf🧚🐺✨ @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Got a fic idea you want me to write? Sending me a DM!

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I will yell very not nice things at those brain goblins.

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Naniiebim Store open! @naniiebim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

22/05/20 #naniiebimGOart #goodomens Ineffable wives

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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs @funkyearthchild.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In every universe. I can't be brief with them. Aziraphale and Crowley. Asa and Anthony. They won't let me write short little stories. Noooooo, they have to be all cute and horny.

Aziraphale from Season 1 of Good Omens. He has his eyes closed with a pleasant expression. The word "Dicks" is written in white on the screen.

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