Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026At least in MMA both participants have agreed to be there. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Don't speak ill of the dead" originally meant don't lie Bout them. 1195
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No, this has more to do with who has the authority to set penalties for unlawfully casting a vote. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No. It just means that the federal government doesn't have the authority to set penalties for it, the states do. The votes themselves would still be invalid. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That's because it falls under state authority, per Article 1, Section 4, and the 10th Amendment. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Non-tenured PhDs don't make that much money. Also, Sheldon explains at one point he doesn't have to split the rent, he does it because it's economical. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's bold of you to assume his supporters care about this. They're still all over X posting about what a huge win this is and how badly they owned Jack Smith. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Has Marc suffered a stroke, or traumatic brain injury? Or is he just a moron? 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The rich are bioaccumulative upstream predators. They absorb all the toxins from what they feed on, as well as comparatively low nutritional density. It is much safer, and environmentally efficient, to compost the rich. 170
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She'll land her golden parachute comfortably into a job at Fox News. 020
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In the early 1920's thousands of children worked in mines. 100 years later one of the most popular games for children is Minecraft. The children yearn for the mines. 120
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cool. Call me when someone actually does something about it. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Patel is so fucking incompetent he's managed to get me to agree with PETA? What fucking backwards world are we living in. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I would definitely like to know who is responsible for this nonsense. 200
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Christians are being persecuted in Mexico? A country that is 89% Christian? Who wrote this? 100
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A trade deal with the US right now isn't worth the paper it's printed on. 040
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The line between the first and second "half" of the alphabet is between K and L. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026For what it's worth, he ended up apologizing later, and the two of them talked it over and settled it peacefully. The victim explicitly asked security not to remove the guy, and even bought him a beer after. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026He also later apologized, and he and the guy he smacked ended up talking it out and settling it. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I suppose I admire your optimism in believing that any of them will face a meaningful consequence. I wish I shared it. 020
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I suppose that's a noble thought. Naive, but noble. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You think there will be a meaningful consequence? Bless your heart. 110
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Come on, how do you not give credit to Bill Murray's moustache? 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Zero percent chance he wrote that himself. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 21/06/2026That's completely false, but only because there's not a chance in hell he's up at 8am 020
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 18/06/2026No, no need to explain. I understand perfectly. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Damn, you beat me to it by 8 minutes. 050
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 04/06/2026So he's about to announce that we're invading Vietnam again? 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 04/06/2026So they got Collins to confirm instead? 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Cool. Call me when they actually do something about it. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 19/05/2026How dare you. I love discoursing. I demand you discourse me. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I mean, it was pretty obvious when the last season introduced "Larry the Evil Bus Driver". Doesn't take a genius to see where they were going. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Every single millenial, no matter what their race, culture, religion, or musical preferences, knows every goddamned word to I Want It That Way. 2602
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Brad is a fucking idiot who didn't listen and deserves to be treated as such. 030
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Blasphemy. Leo would have been a Bulls fan. 030
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026@iwriteok.bsky.social Robert, when you become President, can you get to the bottom of why, when I buy a bag of Jolly Ranchers, there are so goddamned many watermelon ones? 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I demand Robert excoriate the Pope until the Holy See releases it's official position on whether a hot dog is a sandwich or a taco. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026She's trying to sane-wash herself, probably for a Senate run. 150
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 01/04/2026His puppeteers are trying to see how much pushback they'll get on things. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It seems like the #bluejays secret weapon for this year is moustaches. #openingday #baseball 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Start a war without knowing how war works. Bombing campaigns are, historically speaking, an excellent way of unifying a country against whoever is bombing them. 1160
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Bombing a population into a desired outcome has only worked once in one *very specific* set of circumstances. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I would like to see totally real and legitimate "Doctor" Pali's not at all made up credentials. 010
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 20/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .ALT: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street . 110
