Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The line between the first and second "half" of the alphabet is between K and L. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026@iwriteok.bsky.social Robert, when you become President, can you get to the bottom of why, when I buy a bag of Jolly Ranchers, there are so goddamned many watermelon ones? 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It seems like the #bluejays secret weapon for this year is moustaches. #openingday #baseball 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Summer #Olympic sports are really basic. Who can run the fastest? Who can jump the highest? Boring. Winter sports are absolutely unhinged. You just got done skiing a couple of miles? Great! Here's your gun! Strap knives to that girl's feet and make her DANCE! 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It's really cool how we put a demetia-addled narcissist and a drunk with Small Dick Energy in charge of the most powerful military on earth. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Americans sure seem to love Authoritarianism when they think the authority is on their side. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I'm not saying Charlie Kirk deserved to die. I just don't understand why I should have to pretend he wasn't a shitty hateful person just because he died. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025With the Blue Jays seeming to be firmly in a playoff position, I'm wondering how long before we see Trump rage-postong about how all MLB playoff games need to be played in the US. 000
Morbo the News Monster @funky-brewster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025When Orange Toad croaks, I'm curious to see how long it takes before the first sycophant comes out saying they opposed him all along. I give it 3 days, with an over/under of 4.5 days. 020
