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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why do trump and his co conspirators keep harping (pun intended) about election fraud? They assume that democrats would do what they themselves have done and are doing to rig our elections. Almost every case of voter fraud has been a MAGAGOP. Like this upstanding member of 'moms for liberty'
newrepublic.com
Surprise! MAGA Candidate Convicted of Election Fraud
Turns out there is election fraud, after all.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Russia! Russia! Russia! "A digital forensic tool trusted with sensitive US government contracts was secretly Russian-owned, with its software built in Russia and sold to Russian spy agencies, US prosecutors allege." Our DOD ICE & DHS used the software Nothing to see here cybernews.com
y nexos.ai, reviewed by Cybernews staff.

A digital forensic tool trusted with sensitive US government contracts was secretly Russian-owned, with its software built in Russia and sold to Russian spy agencies, US prosecutors allege.

Virginia-based Oxygen Forensics sells a software tool, Oxygen Forensics Detective, that's designed to recover, preserve, and analyze data from smartphones, computers, and other digital devices.

Its tools are used by the US Department of War, the US Department of Homeland Security, and US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

But according to a newly unsealed criminal complaint, the supposedly American company was controlled by Russian national Oleg Davydov and 4 other Russian citizens – the same group behind a Moscow company whose customers included Russia’s Federal Security Service (FSB).
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pedo47 freaks out and bans MSNOW, Politico and CNN for being fake news. So they drop coverage. But then, the crybaby in chief freaks out because those same outlets didn't give fawning coverage to the Xi events. He's nucking futs.
"CNN and MSDNC, to show you how fake they are, today refused to cover one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng," Trump claimed in a Thursday Truth Social post. "The event was magnificent — Actually made for Television but, because they're Fake News, and because they knew how good it would be, they didn't want credit to be given to 'TRUMP,' they refused to be there."
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: A tech company CEO was arrested for conspiracy to commit wire fraud over hiding the company's Russian ownership. "the company’s customers reportedly included the U.S. Secret Service, Homeland Security Investigations and the Department of War." Nothing to see here, right Agent Krasnov?
cnbc.com
Virginia tech firm's CEO, Russian national charged with hiding firm's Russian ties from U.S. government
Oxygen Forensics counted numerous U.S. government agencies among its customers but lied for years about who really controlled it, prosecutors allege.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our poseur head of the DOJ gave a speech at Texas A&M where he quoted the bible (old testament of course, because the new testament is for real christians) and said "send me' regarding war. Of course A&M lost the game, as Hegseth inherits the Ted Cruz curse. www.middleeasteye.net/news/hegseth...
Hegseth visited Texas A&M University over the weekend as part of the tour, which is based on a well-known refrain from the Old Testament Book of Isaiah, Chapter 6, Verse 8, in which God asks, "Who shall I send?" and the prophet Isaiah replies, “Lord, I am here. Send me”.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Representing the American state with the lowest population, John Barasso misinterprets what the 1st amendment says about a free press saying "“No, I believe the press has an obligation to report fairly.” They don't. Even if they did, reporting the facts about pedo47's failures if true, isn't unfair
nbcnews.com
Sen. John Barrasso says Trump isn’t violating the Constitution by banning reporters from the White House
The Wyoming senator’s comments come after reporters from MS NOW, Politico and CNN were barred from entering White House grounds.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DHS head Mullin is almost as incompetent as Noem His moist recent embarrassment is his declaration, responding to Rep Salazar's claim that most detainees have no criminal record: He claims they are ALL criminals for entering illegally. It's NOT a criminal offense though, it's a civil offense.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you follow me and want to help, I only have one request. Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
youtu.be
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.dailykos.com/wp-content/u...
This Modern World takes on the trump renaming everything.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Definitely not a cult; Greg Gutfeld edition. "I think Trump made a huge mistake here. He's addressing the past presidents and not future ones. He needs to make clear that he is not only the best at what already happened but will be the best of what will ever be," Gutfeld said. Best in all eternity🙄
the-express.com
Fox News accidentally humiliates Trump as viewers call him 'best of the worst'
The panelists on Fox News' The Five discussed Donald Trump's latest Truth Social post, in which he described himself as 'the greatest' president.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: Widow of an Alabama airman killed in Iraq is denied benefits. Benefits denied because it's not an 'official war'. That's how trump/hegseth treat the families of the 'suckers and losers' they send into war.
The widow of an Alabama airman killed during Operation Epic Fury has revealed that she and her children have been denied some of the benefits that bereaved family members are usually entitled to because the Iran war has not been declared an official war.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Twofirstnames Mullin says there's 'a special place in hell' for trump. "We focused on all across the state of New York. These arrests included gang members, rapists, murderers, AND CHILD PREDATORS WHICH I BELIEVE THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR THOSE INDIVIDUALS. I agree!
the-express.com
Fox News halted as Mullin issues five-word update on 'Operation Rotten Apple'
On September 1, Fox News' America's Newsroom was paused as Secretary of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin issued an update on a recent operation.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING; TED CRUZ PRAISES TRUMP'S BALLS. I assume he knows how they taste too! www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BREAKING: TRUMP BOOT LICKER AND REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA GOVERNOR DONALDS SAYS IF DEMOCRATS WIN THE MIDTERMS WE WILL HAVE ECONOMIC CHAOS. That's a joke right? We have economic chaos right now. His 'speech' an amalgam of MAGAGOP talking points. Defund police, trans, Joe Biden, radical agenda🙄
currently.att.yahoo.com
Byron Donalds warns voters of 'economic chaos' if Democrats win midterms
Florida Rep. gubernatorial nominee Byron Donalds argues that full Democrat control of Washington led to inflation, open borders and 'economic chaos.' He urges swing voters to support conservative comm...
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We know Desantis is against woke. But this new bill wants to keep H.S. teenagers awake for unlimited hours for unlimited days at their jobs. Without breaks. During the school year. Worker bees for Florida businesses.
In the 2025 session, the Legislature has filed SB 918 and HB 1225, “Employment of Minors.” The proposed rollbacks to child labor laws would pose an even greater risk to the health and well-being of Florida youth than those contained in the original version of HB 49. (See Table 1.) 

If passed, SB 918 would allow employers during the school year to:

    Schedule any 16- and 17-year-old Floridian for unlimited hours and days without breaks.
    Schedule 14- and 15-year-old Floridians who have graduated high school or are home- or virtual-school students for unlimited hours and days without breaks.

Similarly, HB 1225 would allow employers during the school year to:[1]

    Schedule any 16- and 17-year-old Floridian for unlimited days without breaks.
    Schedule 14- and 15-year-old Floridians who have graduated high school or are home- or virtual-school students for unlimited hours and days without breaks.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BREAKING: Florida school system kisses trump's ass. "Florida schools will begin using “Lake America” in place of Lake Ontario “immediately,” Education Commissioner Henry Mack said Thursday after President Donald Trump ordered the name change." The dumbing down of America continues unabated.
cbs12.com
Florida schools to use 'Lake America' name immediately, education chief says
Florida schools will begin using Lake America for Lake Ontario after President Trump’s executive order, Education Commissioner Henry Mack said.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: mRNA vaccines NOT linked to higher risk of myocarditis in teens, young adults. Suck it RFKJ and those other pseudo scientists who falsely claimed that it was. Suck it Florida 'surgeon general' Ladapo for making those same false claims. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
In 2022, Ladapo issued guidance recommending against the mRNA COVID vaccine, specifically against using the vaccine for males ages 18 to 39, and cited research by the Florida Department of Health that indicated an 84% increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death, such as the inflammation of heart muscles brought on by myocarditis.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Norm Eisen of Democracy Defenders Fund: “Please don't overreact to Roberts Court decision on the contemplated USPS ballot moves They simply held that the injunction came too early in the process, before there was a final rule. Now we HAVE a final rule & we will litigate it.”
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The TrumpRussiaGuide 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @trumprussiaties.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Like yesterday and tomorrow, until released)… Today is EPSTEIN FILES DAY!
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When the order came to abandon ship, Doris Miller didn't. He stayed and pulled men out of burning water. He was 24 when he was killed. www.JackHopkinsNow.com
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember when Elon said trump was in the Epstein files? Remember when Elon said that without him, trump would have lost in 2024 and democrats would control the Senate. They sometimes accidentally tell the truth, until it costs them votes (politicians) or money (Elon's massive government contracts).
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ADMIN TAKES CREDIT FOR LOWERING DRUG PRICES, BUT IT WAS BIDEN'S IRA.
What the president did not say is that the text of the article, published by the Post on Thursday, reported that while the Trump White House “took credit for” the biggest year-over-year drop in drug prices in more than 60 years in July, independent experts “said a Biden-era policy that requires Medicare to negotiate prices for some popular prescription drugs is more likely to be driving down costs”.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
republicans are a death cult, and they're even okay with us dying slowly and painfully as they take away food and healthcare to give tax breaks to the oligarchy. We have not forgotten about the Epstein files, and we all need to vote the bastards out.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SAYS AMERICA SHOULD NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS! I may have misread that statement🙄 'paying "a tiny little bit more for your gasoline" is worth the cost of ensuring "a very evil country" could not have a nuclear ‌weapon, one of his stated rationales for the war.'
yahoo.com
Iran defiant on strait as Trump tells Americans to accept high gasoline prices
DUBAI/CAIRO/GARDEN CITY, New York, Aug 15 (Reuters) - Iran called on the U. to accept defeat on Saturday, while President Donald Trump blasted Tehran as "very evil" and told Americans to prepare for c...
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You didn't HAVE to have been Caucasian to get invited to the 'Patriot Games', but it surely increased your chances. No trans, and only a few people of color. It's like a MAGA dream team 🙄
Participants in trump's patriot games seemed to be predominately Caucasian.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Come to Florida, now with dengue fever! We have flesh eating bacteria in the water, leprosy from the armadillos, measles resurging, and a governor and surgeon general that do not believe in science. www.fox13news.com/news/hillsbo...
fox13news.com
Dengue fever: 10 locally-acquired cases reported in Tampa Bay
Health officials are increasing mosquito control efforts across parts of the Tampa Bay area following a jump in locally acquired dengue fever cases.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: RECENTLY RESIGNED WHPS LEAVITT WAS ON DECOY PLANE. Recent reports reveal Leavitt was on the plane that intelligence sources said was a target of an Iranian missile strike. pedo47 hid in a catering truck & snuck onto another non official plane. Apparently Leavitt did not appreciate it
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
‘KAROLINE WAS ON DECOY PLANE!’: Trump’s Iran Threat Linked To Leavitt’s BIG Resignation | WATCH
Karoline Leavitt’s White House exit is now being discussed alongside the extraordinary Air Force One decoy operation in Turkey. Trump was secretly moved from the presidential aircraft to a smaller mil...
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
WE CAN DO THIS. VOTE.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
41 year-old Edwin Jovanny Lopez-Cornejo, father of a 12 year-old daughter, DIED due to an undisclosed medical emergency while be held in the disgustingly unsanitary Delaney Detention Center in New Jersey. CLOSE DELANEY NOW! Who's with me? 🙋🏻‍♂️ Source: tinyurl.com/5u6bxcj9
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why we can't have nice things; reason #245. We are spending $1.2 billion tax dollars to a German company to STOP a wind farm project. The company will now spend most of that money to build an LNG facility in Louisiana. The admin has done similar deals with a French company & an American company. BBC
German energy company RWE has said it will abandon its offshore wind projects in the US after reaching a $1.2bn (£892m) payout deal with President Donald Trump's Department of the Interior (DoI).

RWE said that it will now reinvest the sum into conventional gas projects, including $900m (£669m) in a liquefied natural gas (LNG) export terminal project in Louisiana.

"After careful consideration, it was determined there is no path forward to permit these projects in the US for the foreseeable future," the company said in a statement.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's past time to take the car keys (nuclear codes) away from our demented leader. “Nobody knows that ‘dumb’ doesn’t have a ‘b’,” Trump said sincerely, before proverbially patting himself on the back for cooking up the derogatory term “dumocrats” for his liberal opponents."
Trump was there to speak about his “no tax on tips” policy, but over the course of an hour-plus speech, he instead managed to stun attendees again when he told the Nevadan crowd that “Michael Whatley should be your governor.”
Whatley, however, is running for Senate in North Carolina.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
To me that means that Cassidy supports blocking the investigation into sex trafficking by Epstein and his clients. The Guardians Of Pedophiles support the rape of little girls. May they live forever in infamy shame and rejection by all decent people.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As a taxpayer familiar with the Constitution I am offended that my $ is funding religious institutions. Like many red states, Florida supports using taxpayer $ to support religious schools. Meanwhile Islamic schools face challenges as they & CAIR are accused of promoting Sharia law. Defund them all
currently.att.yahoo.com
Florida threatens to defund Catholic schools unless they allow students to opt out of vaccines
The state’s attorney general claims that at least one diocese has accepted the position that schools cannot offer exemptions on religious grounds
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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Wizard of Oz Mitchel McConnell-proof of life edition 😂
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: THE TATE BROTHERS, POPULAR WITH MAGAGOP, GET SUPPORT. If you want to support men accused of sex trafficking in America, vote GOP this November. They will protect the traffickers. MAGA Mike Johnson promised he would!
miaminewtimes.com
Manosphere plans Miami jail protest for Tate brothers
If you want to support men accused of sex trafficking in multiple countries, downtown Miami is the place to be Aug. 13.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BREAKING: WAR. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Apparently oil company profits. For only a $1 billion bribe, oil execs are reaping the harvest of that investment as they make record profits from our misery. Just like they did in the aftermath of covid, price gouging Americans.
Exxon Mobil on Friday reported that its second quarter profits doubled to $14.53 billion, boosted by record diesel production. The oil giant, based in Spring, Texas, brought in $116.02 billion in revenue, up 42%.

Chevron, based in Houston, nearly quadrupled its profits to $12.07 billion and revenue jumped 56% to $70.06 billion.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: HAVING SOLVED ALL OF FLORIDA'S CRIME PROBLEMS, FLORIDA AG UTHMEIER IS GOING AFTER DR FAUCI. What are they investigating? Was there a crime? It seems performative. Another attempt to own the libs? It's Florida, home state of some of the most obtuse MAGAGOP state officials in America.
clickorlando.com
‘Past time we get the truth:’ Florida will investigate Dr. Fauci over COVID, AG says
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier announced on Wednesday afternoon that his office will be launching an investigation into Anthony Fauci, a former chief medical adviser during the COVID-19 pande...
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
BREAKING: GOP SCRAMBLING TO RESTORE CISA. CISA was largely shut down because they confirmed that the 2020 election was the most secure in our history and that made trump sad because it meant he lost so he fired CISA chief Krebbs for saying it. Raw Story reports:
"A growing number of Republicans are advocating for rehiring staff and restoring funding to the nation’s cyber agency, following a torrent of punitive measures against CISA over the past 18 months," the report reads in part. "The agency fell out of favor with President Donald Trump in 2020 after former CISA Director Christopher Krebs said the presidential elections were the 'most secure in American history' — an assertion that Trump has repeatedly refuted — and it has drawn his ire ever since."
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Without a hint of irony, Ted Cruz (R-Magadonia) issues a warning against billionaires & evil communists "Castro was a billionaire. Putin is a billionaire. The leaders of communist regimes are always rich. They steal and rob from those they govern,” Cruz said on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show Tuesday
newsweek.com
Ted Cruz Issues Communism Warning In Billionaire Rant
Cruz used New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani as the jumping-off point for a broader attack on communism.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
BREAKING: RFKJ and HHS set a new record. More measles cases since RFKJ told us not to take medical advice from him while also telling us 'VACCINATION BAD' then in the past 25 years. COMBINED. Are we healthier yet?
This isn’t just a bad year for measles. It looks to be the start of a bad era. Confirmed measles cases just hit a 35-year high, and it’s only July. Together with last year, the number of cases has exceeded the combined total over the previous 25 years. The vast majority of cases stem from domestic outbreaks fueled by low rates of vaccination—and rates are declining.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bill O'Reilly still shilling for trump. I guess sexual predators must stick together. He says that trump saying the election was stolen isn't a lie; it's an opinion Here he is defending the stolen election lie to Geraldo Rivera:
RIVERA: There's no evidence that he won, that he won the election, because he lost the election, OK? He lost!
O'REILLY: You're entitled to that opinion.
RIVERA: He unleashed this anarchy on the Capitol of the heart of democracy.
O'REILLY: He didn't do that. That just happened. He clearly said peacefully. And if you go speech, you know-
RIVERA: Come on, Bill. He made liars of the Republican party.

O'REILLY: He didn't want those people to go into that building. And he knew it was going to hurt him and it did hurt him.
RIVERA: Wants people to lie about the election, won the election.
O'REILLY: It's not a lie. It's an opinion. There's a difference between a lie and an opinion. And you got to understand that difference.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stephen Miller
"It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent antifa demonstrations and you see any photograph of those who were assembled — to be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person," he said. "Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way — in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism."supporters of president ear diaper
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Elon Musk opining on things he knows nothing about; Home grown tomato edition. Has he ever eaten a home grown tomato?
Musk was asked how his companies would make money in this version of the future, and he insisted that “money won’t matter in 2036.” He claimed that everyone would have a high income from doing nothing and that people might still perform some kind of labor as a hobby, much in the same way that people might grow their own tomatoes in a home garden. Musk insisted backyard tomatoes weren’t as good as those you can buy from the store, but people still do it anyway. That would be news to anyone who’s had a delicious backyard tomato, which frequently tastes much better.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The never ending firehose of lies. pedo47 keeps making shit up and regime propaganda network fox presents it as facts.

trump making shit up and presenting as facts
"You know, we were in Vietnam for 20 years, lost thousands and hundreds of thousands of lives," Trump said, inflating the actual death toll among US troops of 58,220.

"We were in Afghanistan for years. We were in all these wars that you heard about for years and years," Trump added. "Well, we're in for four months and we – I had a very sad day yesterday. I went to Dover, four great American patriots killed. That's 18 … and one is too many, but it's 18. Whereas in Vietnam, we lost 200,000."
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ancient Greece apparently had excellent dental hygiene. 😬
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: CEO's can now be replaced by AI, for the low low price of $4,700. I suggest replacing all tech bro CEO's first. 😂
OverpAId is an Artificial Intelligence built from the ground up to do your CEO's entire job — strategy, "vision," motivational all-hands emails — better, faster, and without ever once asking the board for a bigger jet. Runs on a single desk-sized AI computer. Real hardware, real price, zero mystique.
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FunkmasterP @funkmasterp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He always reneges, stiffs contractors, lies and cheats. He imposed tariffs on Canada so they, in turn, imposed tariffs on the U.S. pedo47's imposition of Canadian auto tariffs violate the CUSMA trade deal that trump 'negotiated' in his first term. Bad at deals, bad for America, bad for the world.
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