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phoebe conetits. it/she if you're trans. she/her if you're cis. born in the 1900s. h-index of 1.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
at sign na miata owners do this
a very rough pen sketch of the front of an na miata. part of the hood is labeled "capacitive touch sensor." a cartoon shows a hand patting the hood saying "good car" followed by the car's headlights popping up.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
lol
a search showing the above poster making the above post at least four times in the span of three minutes
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey how's it going.
a poodle looking really silly with some teeth poking out staring at yours truly
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
anywho. fuck you pediatrician i got it anyway and the lady stabbing me said my dress is a pretty blue :) bsky.app/profile/funk...
a bandaid on an arm coming out of a blue sleeveless dress
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guess their deal
account muted

made over 100 replies yesterday

no break greater than 1 hr yesterday
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
what they teach you at harvard business schoolwhat they don't teach you at harvard business school
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
project car idea:
a crown vic police interceptor with decals on the side saying "civilian" and "not a cop" with a green and amber light bar on the roof
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it
Rebekah C White et al. Autism. 2019 May.garfield looking at a no garfields sign. huh. i wonder who that's for.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the thing about women's clothing is that it's simply better than men's clothing in every respect. men's polos are the objectively worst shirt; meanwhile in the women's department:
a kinda blurry (whoops) mirror selfie of a lady in a black and white striped polo dress with a bag strap in between her tits helping give them some definition
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh hey. $3.
an oem macbook charger power cable
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i'm soooooo good at groceries
a $37.50ish grocery bill with $39.40ish in savings
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I HATE TRACKERS I HATE APPS I HATE WHAT THE BASTARDS HAVE DONE TO THE WEB
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
no that's this one. did you even pay attention to the cover?
ace combat 8 cover but the 8 has been replaced by the 8 from dale jr's budweiser car
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my cover has been blown. the robot knows too much.
who is phoebe conetits

Phoebe Conetits is an online pseudonym used by ClaireViolet, a transsexual panoramic film photographer, plane enthusiast, and bird lover based out of Seattle, Washington.

She is best known in internet subcultures as a co-host of Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator, a podcast focused on car culture, the decline of empire, and motorsports. She co-hosts the show alongside former automotive journalists Victoria Scott and Jordan Jamboree. Her photography, which often centers around infrastructure, birding, and mechanical subjects, is published via her personal website and newsletter.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's a funny bit!
a woman in a rainbow tie-dye tshirt with a camera around her neck leaning on a rail. she's standing in front of a mig-15 next to a plaque showing its nato codename "fagot b"
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i love purchasing car parts on the world wide web.
LEGO® Star Wars TIE Advanced

    Doesn't fit: 2022 / Subaru / Impreza / Sport

Discount code

FREE GIFT $250+ (-$10.00)
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
u will never believe what happened
it's quesadilla time
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whatever the hell they did to the outback is worse
what used to be a nice lifted wagon that's now an suv covered in aggressive angular plastic
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we eviscerated the concept of privacy to sell targeted ads that don't even work right
Home & Family
Appears to own a vehicle requiring 16MM drain plugReddit • r/Crosstrek
20+ comments • 4 years ago
Oil Drain Plug: r/Crosstrek
14mm is the correct size of the drain plug on second gen crosstreks. It was 17mm on first gens. The threads are exactly the same on both as ...
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are friends :)
an axolotl plushie on a blahaj on a couch
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
google search volume for "eyes hurt" the week of the 2024 eclipse showing a heatmap that lines up with the total eclipse's path
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got the pedals cleaned off too it's real pervert hours in here. won't be like this again until the snow melts for the last time in the spring.
the pedals of a car but they're clean and the mat under the enshoed feet is brand new
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you can tell it's a sports car because it says sport
a carpet floor mat with "sport" stitched into it next to package the mats came in with "sport" on the label
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't think i posted the sunset the other night
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love brain salad surgery, the album that's mostly songs that are under three minutes
Brain Salad Surgery
1 Jerusalem
2:45
2 Toccata
7:23
3 Still....You Turn Me On
2:53
4 Benny The Bouncer
2:21
5 Karn Evil 9
29:39
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think this graph summarizes it. from 2022 to 2025 - just three years! - 20% of all republicans who supported legal protections against discrimination towards trans people changed their minds. they are rubes and idiots and irredeemable and deserve no respect. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
a graph with the header "protect trans people from discrimination in jobs, housing, and public spaces such as restaurants and stores" showing rates in 2022 and 2025. support among democrats declined from 80% to 77%, among independents from 64% to 56%, and among republicans from 48% to 38%.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hooray it's as much as 90% less ass. i still need to vacuum but oof my back not today.
a bright blue car with feeb's fingers in a V being rude to the car and polite to the camera
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what da heck.
On November 21, 2012, Honda released the 2013 CR-Z to the United States market, which other than minor cosmetic changes, included a more powerful electric motor (up from 10 to 15 kW [13 to 20 hp; 14 to 20 PS]), and a new, higher voltage (144V), 0.6 kWh lithium-ion battery pack.Replacement or backup battery for the Ride1Up Portola folding ebike. This is a 48V, 13.4AH battery using Yiwei Lithium Energy 18650 cells in a 13S4P formation.calculator showing 48 times 13.4 equals 643.2rage comics spit take guy
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
isn't it obvious? 🙄
the gorn
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank u @actuallyannalise.bsky.social for reminding me that i can just hang up art if i want to 🫡
three framed prints of pikes peak, arches national park, and mulholland drive
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE $240 TO ME BUCKO
a rattle can of krylon fusion all-in-one paint and primer in gloss jungle green
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
update:
a drunk homer simpson wearing a cowboy hat and holding a pistol captioned "i almost made a big mistake" shortly after, while holding both the pistol and a beer bottle, almost putting the wrong object in his mouth
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the old lady loves me :)
a smiling poodle getting her cheek and neck scritched
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i see, i see.
Multiple recent polls show Trump’s approval rating underwater in Kentucky by a net 10 points or more as the continued U.S war in Iran drives up prices at the pump, and inflation and interest rates remain high.Nominee 	Donald Trump 	Kamala Harris 	
Party 	Republican 	Democratic
Home state 	Florida 	California
Running mate 	JD Vance 	Tim Walz
Electoral vote 	8 	0
Popular vote 	1,337,494 	704,043
Percentage 	64.47% 	33.94%
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫵
gadsden flag but the snake has a ballgag and is tied to a stake in the ground captioned "oh please tread on me"
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i hadn't considered that drones might actually be energy-efficient. some googling suggests that drones consume about 100 watts per kilogram. these drones with potato are about 6 kg and have a max flight time of about 15 minutes i think? it's something like 0.15 kwh, which is basically nothing.
Now, is drone delivery wasteful? If you’re only buying a single lightweight item — like a stick of deodorant, a bottle of sunscreen, or a potato — it seems more environmentally friendly than driving to the store. And as long as it’s subsidized, it’s way cheaper than DoorDash or whatever people use. I could see situations where it would be genuinely useful, especially if you can’t leave the house but you desperately need a bottle of ibuprofen and a Gatorade (for example). And of course it would be preposterous to DoorDash someone a single raw potato.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sweet deals going on at michael's
two picture frames with clearance price stickers showing a sale price one cent higher than their normal prices
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
once i get better at vector graphics it's all over for you people.
"trans" but it's magnified 10x so you can see all those nice crisp curves in the font and the rounded border
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nah, there's a better plane:
mig-15 (iykyk)
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank you timeline
the above two posts followed by a post from aftermath reading "a remastered witcher 3 means a new bathtub geralt" featuring a screenshot of geralt in a bathtub
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spike spiegel staring directly at the viewer as made famous by gianni's "you didn't need to post that"
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
car wash token that's been living in my change tin for ages appears to be, of all things, an rx8
a freshly reduced copper coin with a car that appears to match the rx8 on the screen in the background
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[TOO GOOD TOO BAD INTENSIFIES]
the shuttle pic from the previous post cropped to 4:3the shuttle columbia emerging from its hangar from cowboy bebop episode 19
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the c pillar of a grey sedan with a sticker of an sr-71 on the side and the museum building - which houses a real sr-71 - in the backgrounda red propeller plane named "little butch" with a rainbow glider behind ita 1:100 scale model of a c-17 globemaster with a plaque reading "the c-17 delivered millions of humanitarian daily rations to starving refugees in afghanistan during the winter of 2001-02." behind it is the distinctive shape of an out-of-focus predator drone model.a front view of the space shuttle discovery with the sign "james s mcdonnell space hangar" below
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
alas i do not have the skills or tools to make an edit without taking all day so you'll have to pretend
poster for the movie airplane!
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
how are you people not embarrassed by the garbage you publish! did anybody proofread this?!
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bitch do you think i joined this dogshit app when i was 7
chat i cant see the porn channeljoined dec 7 2016
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
revising my previous statement: she might be real and i got under her skin lol
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