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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pre-sex undressing like something out of a Naked Gun movie scene

FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All he's done is destroyed. Too many lives to count, our Country, faith in institutions, to name a few. So nobody can destroy what has already been destroyed. Picking up the pieces, putting them back together and making something better than before is the only way forward.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Strange that I'm more surprised this happened on the set of Caligula than if you told me Led Zeppelin did this in the 70s to a groupie

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bari Weiss: Find me an expert on crows now

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm halfway through season 4 and I agree. I've been on a UK police show binge for a year and every single one is more interesting, punches above its weight and has better acting overall.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I always grab a dollar butter stick just above the checkout conveyor belt, between the ChapStick and Mentos

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We all need to buy voodoo dolls and on the count of three.....

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It'd be cooler to add Taco Bell menu items to the name, like Crunchwrap Supreme Intelligence or Chalupa Supreme Intelligence

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So this explains the crisis in cosmetology

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Put that puppet on your hand and shove it right up your ass

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

something something RIP cord

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If he cared about the institution, he'd start by enacting and enforcing ethics rules, including putting an end to the billionaire bribes, insisting on more recusals and the rocket docket abuse.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm the most humble man in the country gimme my trophy

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At least there's a long history of corporate consolidation providing numerous benefits to consumers as well as the existing employees.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Filling the swamp one corrupt deal at a time

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy Caturday. Now say the secret word and you can come inside.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Still waiting to see Dem midterm ads with a mashup of his out of touch responses

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I prefer seated people because they can't see my bald spot

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you've been checking off everything on Putin's wishlist but whining about the "Russia hoax".......

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The "interference with his arrangement" is that God created land bridges and human brains capable of building boats. Take it up with your God, losers

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why should the country that put this psychopath back in power bear the burden of global supply disruptions? Totally not fair!

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why is Scott warning the most transparent administration in history to get ready to be transparent?

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

These are the kitchen table issues Americans are concerned about said no poll ever

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Has anyone done any focus groups with white nationalists?

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Looks like a horror movie poster

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is so emblematic of a man that has spent his entire life desperately wanting approval, acceptance and recognition without lifting a finger to do the things to earn it.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've always voted Dem but I voted 3rd party in 2012 because I was so angry at Obama for letting the corrupt heads of the mortgage companies off the hook. That's not an option anymore. I'll vote for any Dem, even my least favorite choice because this country just can't survive 4 more yrs of MAGA

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He also has virtual control of his colon and his ability to stay awake during the day

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like a dog caught between the couch cushions

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A morally binding agreement signed by men whose moral compass has proven time and time again to only point toward their profit margins

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Big Ben with his usual incisive suggestions. Who would have thought if the best version of our defense and the best version of our offense showed up in the same game, we'd be really good.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like a Mad Magazine character

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Probably the same six people that click on ads in their AOL browser that have produced the advertising surveillance state we're in

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

monsters from the cerealverse have feelings too

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't recall the people ordering a ballroom in their house

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He wants to continue the same war that has completely tanked his and R's approval ratings? Either he thinks he'll never leave office, he'll die in office before this term ends, he's getting bad info from the ass-kissing staff or he just doesn't give a shit.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Add this disclaimer and he would be telling the truth for once in his life: *by "we", I mean me and my buddies in the Epstein class

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

judge: how does the defendant plead? lawyer: your honor, my client pleads society

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is why the cat shat in the hat

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Being nice to women is just too exhausting. And having sex is totally overrated. BUT WE MUST REVERSE THE DECLINING BIRTH RATES!!

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cool. I've also updated my terms so I can use photos and videos of Mark Zuckerberg in AI PSAs warning children of the dangers of using Meta products

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We're gonna keep calling it Intelligence+ in my household

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wonder if an Amazon drone can deliver a slingshot to me

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The thing that strikes me with these events is that the dumbass promoters think that people want to spend their dwindling disposable income on shitty has-been acts that are more relevant in recent memory for being "anti-woke". They'd do better just booking country acts with name recognition.

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm having difficulty finding royalty-free images of King Charles and Queen Camilla

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lions and tigers and bears, DEI

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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If his ballroom was built, they could be dancing the mango tango

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