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Heifer Hotline

@fungirljane.bsky.social
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i still won’t argue with you. ultimate fun girl ✌🏾

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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Prime Mike said “fuck you, and the beetles, the doggon girl is mine”
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i put on a suit today, pls clap
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
my therapy sessions are just me asking her how i can stop thinking about the things that bother me & her asking me why i don’t consider addressing & removing the things that bother me in the first place lol
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
no because that was unnecessary lmao
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
it’s definitely done lol
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
embarrassing
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
trick question. the answer is both & then ask him if he hates you
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
spontaneously deactivated my twitter account let’s see if i bring it back lol
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
exactly
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
i really love her but Beyoncé deserves a felony for not releasing a video for virgo’s groove
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
obvi the show is fake af but i wish my therapist was more like the ones on shrinking lol
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
dry january has gotten off to a rocky start but we’re getting serious tomorrow lol
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
do we have to eat chili? 🥴
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 19/12/2024
They need to drop every single last one of them in a vat of acid up to their d*ck & balls and let em rot.
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
hi. have you ever been a joint & you know it?
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S. Delores Tucker @bigredbunni.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I agree with them. A man shouldn’t be at rest unless I’m at rest.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
no one tells you that the prize for doing everything you’re supposed to do is also doing everything for people who didn’t do what they were supposed to do
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𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝙲𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕 🌙 @scarletstarlet.swifties.social · 15/12/2024
I’m not showing up in people’s Skircles and that needs to start changing.
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Yuskeet Urameshi @wokeandbaker.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Them: ”we listen and we don’t judge” My face:
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Wtf Judging GIF
ALT: Wtf Judging GIF
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
roc nation is tweeting too much
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
trying a new restaurant & gonna live skeet thru it. the restaurant is Didi in west hollywood
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit accusing a New York doctor of prescribing abortion drugs to a Texas resident in violation of state law
texastribune.org
Texas files first lawsuit against out-of-state abortion provider
This case sets up a legal battle between Texas’ near-total abortion ban and New York’s shield law that protects doctors from out-of-state prosecution.
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
the new offset is good
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
means bad luck for all my opps!
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Bethanyyy 💥 @b3thanyroy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Rascal Flatts put their foot in Life Is A Highway
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donna. @donnaaa.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
me eating cantaloupe as I came across this
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a basketball net .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a basketball net .
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
are we ready to talk about later daters???
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
bonus letter just dropped, yall need anything from the money store?
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i pre-ordered a #Hanifa shirt on October 25th for my birthday. Website said it would ship by November 23rd. It’s December 10th, & it still hasn’t shipped… my birthday was last week lmao
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
asking a civil attorney why they didn’t bring a criminal law suit makes my lawyer brain want to call everyone dumb lol like why is everyone so damn dumb 😭
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
they’re on that other app talking about how happy or unhappy a tween looks at a red carpet event. miserable!
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
MEN DO NOT DESERVE NUDES!
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a group of people are standing around a man who is holding a glass of beer .
ALT: a group of people are standing around a man who is holding a glass of beer .
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 09/12/2024
They taste different cuz they changed them.
iowafarmbureau.com
It’s not your imagination, brussels sprouts do taste better. How gene editing is changing how we grow and eat food
As a kid, I refused to eat vegetables, especially brussel sprouts, but GMOs are changing our food for the better & I can finally stomach those leafy greens.
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
good!
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Cheyenne 💖 @ilovecc.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"being a man she'd want to submit to" is definitely part of it, but I can't stress enough that not all women are submissive in nature and you should confirm that about the woman you're pursuing before you think you're earning something that will never ever come
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
she should’ve left him at the end of Lemonade like i dreamed!
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Denzel looked so damn good in Gladiator omg
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Waiting to Oxtail @marlonpalmer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This shit means something to me.
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Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The Gap Band’s “Outstanding” is indeed outstanding; perfect, even
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Lawtoya 💕 @lawtoya.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I deserve it all.
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
idk why i thought this salary would be much higher
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i turned 31 3 days ago & all of a sudden my back is spasming like crazy lmao
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words “deny,” “defend,” and “depose” written onto them
pix11.com
Bullets from UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting had writing on them: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – Bullets found on the ground where UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot had writing on them, sources told PIX11 News on Thursday. Three bullets at the scene had …
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
my favorite purchase of the year 👠
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i’ve had such a good year!
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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a woman in a hoodie is standing in front of a group of people and making a funny face .
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
all the girls i follow have Beyoncé in their top 5 so i know im around the right people 😌
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Heifer Hotline @fungirljane.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i love seeing everyone’s top artists & songs!
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