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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At 3:30AM this morning I walked into the living room and saw Whitney doing this thing she does, usually when I’m getting home, stretching against the glass door to excitedly greet me from the other side of the glass. Problem is, I was pretty sure I was still on the in-side of the door.
A tabby cat stretched up against a glass door on her hind legs, excitedly greeting me as I arrive at home after work
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bonnacon: I can spray fiery dung
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They could be friends
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My old dog Maddie, adopted from a humane society in Puerto Rico and clearly traumatized, took forever to drink from water in my dad’s hands even if parched from a long walk. (RIP Maddie we miss you 💔)
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They are Eli and Whitney. They are 16 months old, they have been with me since they were 49 days old!
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here is a video
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning Kira
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My mom is trying to rename Whitney “Adrian”. Chat, is this Adrian
Grumpy looking tabby girl
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He, for instance, has been seen trying to turn door knobs. Here is more Eli hiding and both of them wanting to catch a bird
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My brilliant son
Eli is burying his head in a corner of the room
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Eli hates being put in his cat carrier but also I’ve used it as a toy chest since he was 7 weeks old so sometimes he’s just in there
Young tabby in a cat carrier
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Ancient One (Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange: “we never lose our demons.  We only learn to live above them.”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cats for men
Eli and Whitney the terrorism tabbies
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And his sidekick Hank(ie Pankie)
A blonde long haired dachshund on her dog bed
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(I’m still in my hometown instead of my apartment, all the family pets passed earlier this year so my mother wants lots of visits from the grandpets - my cats Eli and Whitney and my brothers dog Hankie Pankie (who fears Eli and Whitney)
The tabby cats Eli and Whitney cuddled on a rug they crumpled upThe scaredy-dog Hankie Pankie
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also here’s what Eli looked like when the windows were being replaced
Tabby cat with his head buried in a corner
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whitney has posted before. She lies in wait for her next opportunity
Young tabby cat poking out of a blue kitten tunnel
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A cat hiding in a closet
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I heard “fire is a solution” and I came right away. I’m here to help
Joey with big fire
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This one has spent all day climbing all over me and nuzzling my face. I am now one sneezy boi. It was worth it
Whitney the tabby cat wide-eyed closeup
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning, I am informed by the soft whining that it is bird o’clock
Two young tabby cats staring out a glass door mewling at out-of-picture birds
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m unemployed and confused
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly AND Tim Curry?
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And my guy Eli
Eli the tabby looking quizzical while being held
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone say Hi Whitney
Whitney the tabby wide-eyed close up
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A poisonous snake is safe so long as *I* don’t bite *it*
Ralph Wiggum sitting on a school bus chuckling “I’m in danger”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Would never happen, I can’t get pregnant
Elon Musk tweet: “Imagine me shifting my focus from world domination to you”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Feeling cute might delete later
A green eyed man in a green shirt unbuttoned to the chest, hair blowing in the wind, on a boozy sunset cruise
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dogs get all the credit for “big stretch” but say hi to the slinky
Whitney the tabby cat stretching all the way from the table to the ground looking up hopefully
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going international
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Worst case scenario gifted by Alan Tudyk
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Two tabby cats showing off their personalities
Himbo and grumpy sweetheart
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I re-aggravated it a at 3AM by sneezing in my sleep
The Scarlet Witch saying “that doesn’t seem fair”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Infinite growth
Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest scooping up the field mice and sprouting horns from his head
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Young injured Joey with a glass of wine and an antelope-headed walking stick
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I live alone but the only dipshit I attracted is Eli
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That’d explain why I never heard from her again after this
Me posting “artificial intelligence, indeed.  Fake it until you make it amirite?”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Peekaboo
Tabby muppet sort of thing peeking out from under a blanket
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I didn’t put this on my bed. Also it was attached to a stick
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So would my cats
Two tabby cats watching a squirrel on a bird feeder
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This doofus
Tabby cat perched in my closeTabby cat standing on floorTabby cat sleeping in sink
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shouldn’t have posted pain in a public space. My bad. I was signaling a little to my phone friends. What the fuck is this this
I was posting about my protracted unemployment and I don’t like it’s doing numbers.  This dude goes “at least you’re alive.  Be happy”
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Got one too. She’ll be blocking any second
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Did this one post?
A cat sleeping under the covers
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Clout Computing Services @fumblebee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Jonathan Groff playing King George singing “I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do”
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