Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11hsome eyeballs undergo dramatic transformations during the long and arduous journey 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 12hnot all of these eyeballs will survive the arduous journey but rest assured some will 140
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 20hToday’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is the annual eyeball migration. 040
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 03/10/2026Idk if you should judge a book by its cover but if you’re into spines the one for SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME sneaked in the cutest lil skull in there 010
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 03/10/2026love love love chili crisp & delighted w/ this particular brand bc it’s made w the two most important ingredients: love & MSG 4100
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 01/10/2026said hi to some friends on the rainy walk to the reading 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 01/10/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is another day at space ranch. 051
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 30/09/2026The Chicago launch for SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME is tomorrow Thursday October 1 at 7pm in Exile in Bookville. Join Cynthia Pelayo & Ananda Lina & me. See you there? I promise you it will be fun & that there is literally no better way to ring in October. This anthology is as October as it gets. 152
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 30/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is a very special ABC Mystery Movie Event: Columbo in the Land of the Giant Bugs 040
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 29/09/2026and yes, Mechanical Servants was a real company! Here are some of their items (lifted, appropriately enough, from a couple of random eBay listings): 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 29/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is a car-dealer-parking-lot balloon confrontation. 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 26/09/2026So excited for this landmark anthology to be out in the world & super proud that my story is in there in such awesome company: first time that anything I’ve written has been translated to Spanish. 071
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 24/09/2026yes the wear-a-tie-every-time-I-go-to-campus thing is still happening 270
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 24/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is collective action at work. 040
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 21/09/2026Super excited for the UntitledTown Book & Author Festival in Green Bay, WI in one week! I'd love to see you there! Here's everything I'm doing (links & details in thread): 110
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026this lil guy is all done course planning and super excited for the fall quarter 071
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026a delicious misalignment, founder 2 will explain to the board, is why founder 1 couldn’t be with us today 030
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026founder 2 is nodding and listening—she’s totally listening—but also she’s thinking about this new term she just came up with and can’t wait to try out w the board: “a delicious misalignment” 050
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 18/09/2026here’s founder 1 explaining (for the third time this fiscal quarter) that under no circumstances is it acceptable to eat anyone who has been recently onboarded 060
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 17/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is an argument between the two founders about mission alignment & capital runway & the unexplained disappearance of most of their HR staff. 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026picked up these two blu-rays from the library & accidentally created a new unbeatable cross-country team 050
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026picked up these two blu-rays from the library & accidentally created a new Dynamic Duo 020
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026but don’t be so quick to dismiss the equally bold Miracle Whip Sriracha Habanero, now with gochujang 051
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 16/09/2026today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is when the Heinz CEO gathers the top division heads to duke it out for Best Condiment. 0111
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 15/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the usual backyard birds doing their annual late-spring Fosse routine. 0111
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 12/09/2026so much excellent storefront signage in Chicago but the stretch along Van Buren & Clark may be my favorite 1265
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026We'll be talking all things horror, and I'll be for sure nerding out with Bicks about her MONSTERS IN THE ARCHIVES. I love this book, and I love her attention to Stephen King's prose and revisions. 010
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026Hi, friends! See you at the Printers Row Lit Fest this Saturday 9/12 at noon on the Digital Realty Stage (On W. Polk St., at Plymouth Ct.) in conversation with Caroline Bicks and moderated by Jeremy T. Wilson. 161
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026So freaking excited for this October 1 event for SOMETHING FOLLOWED US HOME. If you're in Chicago or anywhere near or if you just want to drive a million miles to come to this, please do! It's with the amazing @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social & @anandalima.bsky.social 1146
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 11/09/2026also, also? Harlin is currently at work on a killer orcas v. yacht movie starring John Travolta. can't wait! 010
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 10/09/2026today’s #lunchbagdoodle is the monthly meeting of the creatures currently plotting your downfall 071
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 09/09/2026were it not for my amazing local library I may had never known that Renny Harlin made another shark movie 110
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 09/09/2026he feels he has to go a little over. It’s ok if he goes a little over, right? 040
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 09/09/2026Today’s #lunchbagdoodle diptych is a well-attended literary reading. 010
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 08/09/2026two favorite bits from a super rough draft of a short story on the famous University of Chicago zombie outbreak of 1968. 041
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 07/09/2026definitely check out the full entry, though my absolute fave is this Spiro Agnew bit. 110
Juan Martinez @fulmerford.com · 07/09/2026I went into the “hang in there, baby” Wikipedia entry for typographic reference, expecting some swirling 1970s serifs, but the original was more restrained than I remembered: original is on the left, mine is on the right 121