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Fulljames

@fulljames.bsky.social
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Currently clean on OPSEC.

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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 15/07/2025
Seeing Slack's "Coming soon: AI will be turned on for your organization..." message in multiple Slacks feels like the science fiction trope of the upcoming software update that will synchronize all the blue lights going red, then all the things starting to kill everyone.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Finds inspiration from a really rugged looking farm cart and becomes Bruce Wain, but later loses his joie de vivre and adopts Bruce Wane.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Is this some kind of recursive thing where bro is just a terrible character in a book.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
to be entirely fair up until today it seemed pretty likely mamdani would lose to a corrupt sex pest. things can change for the better.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Tempted to make this apology a paste up on our local Telegraph fash-adjacent billboard advert.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Gun & Rose (which is also by coincidence a pleasant, grade II listed pub in the Yorkshire Dales)
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The Bookseller @thebookseller.com · 04/06/2025
Breaking: ‪@penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social‬ has acquired Wonderbly, one of the UK’s fastest-growing independent publishers and a global leader in personalised gift books 👇 #BookSky
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Penguin Random House buys Wonderbly
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I had one yesterday that didn't just spam ads but REDIRECTED TO TEMU IN A BROWSER. Get the fuck off my phone.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Nope on a Rope
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Rik.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Rich bellends getting their arse handed to them, you love to see it.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. 4 Fast 4 Furious
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Welcome to Hogwarts. For tariff reasons your tuition this semester will be conducted at our Tennessee campus. Also the house elves are kids with measles now and Hagrid has been deported.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Didn't realise the Jedi conclave was coming up too.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Tony Blair Shut The Fuck Up challenge.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The One Where Chandler Gets Deported.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You need to come up with a plan, so you can tell people This Is How We Do It.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
3/ Any trade deal with the US is basically meaningless as long as Donald Trump isn’t in prison.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Perfect that at a distance it looks like you dripped burger sauce on yourself.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bellavitano espresso rind cheese and the good jalapeno pretzel pieces. Other that that, not sure.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 03/04/2025
This is how you know something is a Rogue-like game. You have to ask her directly.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Tesla satnavs will also only direct you to do right turns. I'll get my coat.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Text message app, message reads:
"Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans."
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yeah definitely have "get his ship names out your mouth" feels here.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
"Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only." - shows Selena Gomez, Steve Martin and Martin Short in Only Murders in the Building
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ugh yes. I banned myself from ever playing WoW because I knew exactly what would happen. I didn't learn from my own advice with Factorio.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Following an undetected quantum resonance cascade in early November 2024 we are, in fact, in the mirror universe.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just needs birds and floods and you've got yourself a Piranesi simulator.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Dear manager, this week I achieved these goals: 1. Spent most of my days on the playground 2. A couple guys started makin' trouble, I got in one little fight 3. My mom got scared and sent me to LA 4. Drank orange juice out of a champagne glass 5. I whistled for a cab, it had dice in the mirror
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The plane crashes will continue until morale improves.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My eyes parsed "personalised, neuroscience" as "pseudoscience".
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mar-a-Gaza. This is absolutely fucking insane.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Thinking about an alt-history take on this where it gets announced in e.g. the 70s that the telephone is being superseded, and tough shit to everyone with a number.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Gonna have to do some in-depth research to verify this.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bro needs a slap drone.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The Love of Stones by Tobias Hill Maximum City by Suketu Mehta The Fuck-Up by Arthur Nersesian
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Tried driving 200 miles today. Four hour estimate became seven with two detours.
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Fulljames @fulljames.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Did you even watch Conclave if you didn't fully go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about the papal election process afterwards?
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