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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu)

@fulinhyu.com
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So my actual given name is Marc I don’t bite, but I do often bark I write limericks for fun Any acclaim, I have none Just a fat and a tired old Fark

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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 09/04/2026
Been waiting for the weather to break So a trip I'd be able to take Have to put on my gear But still ride with some fear Hope the trucks don't make me a pancake
Photo of a couple of motorcycles sitting on the driveway.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2026
This may be a bit hyperbolic To say it made me alcoholic But my word of the year Made me drink out of fear As I'm already melancholic
Merriam-Webster's 2026 word of the year they gave me: melancholic
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 06/01/2025
It was open but I did not go I did look and took a picture though A dirt path to a field It was no longer sealed Was inviting and covered in snow
A photograph I took while on a drive of an open red gate leading to a field with a light dusting of snow on the ground.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 06/01/2025
Was not looking for any abuse Just went out for a ride to cut loose It was lucky for me A fine sight I did see The cool looking Royal Blue Caboose
A photograph I took while out for a ride of The Royal Blue Caboose train car.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2025
While out taking some photos one day I just stumbled upon a display A bed of bright flowers Where bees gained their powers They were having their morning entree
A photograph I took one morning of some bright red flowers that the bees loved.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2025
We weren't visiting the kalahari It was just Ohio so I'm sorry Still it was a fun trip With a bit of kinship Cruising this midwestern safari
A photograph of some animals my daughter and I saw while visiting an Ohio safari park where you can ride around.A photograph of some animals my daughter and I saw while visiting an Ohio safari park where you can ride around.A photograph of some animals my daughter and I saw while visiting an Ohio safari park where you can ride around.A photograph of some animals my daughter and I saw while visiting an Ohio safari park where you can ride around.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 31/12/2024
Once again it's upon us, New Year's Eve So to celebrate I thought I'd retrieve A couple fireworks shots That I liked a lot Plus with just pics the dogs get a reprieve
A slow shutter speed photograph I took of fireworks my daughter and I set of one year.A slow shutter speed photograph I took of fireworks my daughter and I set of one year.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 31/12/2024
Even though they aren't shining so bright Past their prime they are still a delight A little bit withered Joy can be delivered By these flowers both purple and white
A photograph I took a few years ago of some purple and white flowers that, while a little withered, still looked lovely.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 30/12/2024
The flowers sure looked unoccupied But you could see if you were sharp-eyed The fine threads between stalks While it is orthodox Gives the spider a good place to hide
A photograph I took one day while walking that had a very fine web woven between the stalks of the yellow/orange flowers.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 30/12/2024
These are fun for the girls and the boys With designs to help cut through the noise Their bright colors abound Hoping they will be found And purchased, these cute anime toys
A photograph I took of various anime toys and plushies for sale during the 2024 Cherry Blossom Festival in Washington D.C.A photograph I took of various anime toys and plushies for sale during the 2024 Cherry Blossom Festival in Washington D.C.A photograph I took of various anime toys and plushies for sale during the 2024 Cherry Blossom Festival in Washington D.C.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 30/12/2024
When I tell you that I wasn't scared Even though they were standing right there While it may seem far fetched Or the truth had been stretched These were quite the stationary bears
A photograph I took a few years ago while out for a drive of a couple carvings of bears.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 30/12/2024
This dandelion flower is white It really is a marvelous sight Not yellow but instead Shot in infrared Makes a different kind of delight
A photograph of a dandelion I took a few years ago with a fairly cheap modified camera set up to capture infrared. It is a noisy image but does give some interesting bokeh to the other dandelions behind this one.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 29/12/2024
Well good morning there I'm Mister Goat I'm quite cute, but I don't like to gloat Hey, while you are here I'll make one thing quite clear Got any corn or crackers or some oats?
A photograph I took of a goat seeing if we had food for them at a petting zoo my daughter and I visited years ago.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 29/12/2024
While out taking photos one fine day I stumbled on a pair on display All white, yellow and red From the sun they'd been fed They announce to the bees a buffet
A couple of white flowers I photographed while on a walk one day.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 28/12/2024
Each spring there is just one place to be Flowers, vendors and shows you can see Waiting at Karlsballs A takoyaki stall The Cherry Blossom Festival in D.C. 🌸
A photograph I took this past spring of people waiting in line for takoyaki at the Cherry Blossom Festival in Washington D.C.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 27/12/2024
I went out for a walk one fine day To see what I'd find along the way I found one bright flower With great purple power My camera captured its display
A photograph of a single purple flower I captured while on a walk one day.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 27/12/2024
There once was a bridge with a small flow Where you could slip through under and go To a colorful space A more magical place Where bright trees and lush grasses did grow
A photograph I took under a bridge quite a few ago. This was then processed in the Color Splash app to make it black and white and then the area on the other side of the bridge was brought back to color to match the limerick.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 27/12/2024
We are the mighty goats of this rock Right on top is where we like to flock While it might not be fair If you are down there From way up here we are sure to mock
A black and white photograph I took of a few goats gathering on top of a rock at a petting zoo my daughter and I visited years ago.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 26/12/2024
There once was an old man who would blog About things he would see on a jog When animals and such Were sometimes too much He'd write about the calm morning fog
A black and white photograph I took while out one particularly foggy morning after it had snowed a couple days earlier.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 26/12/2024
I do wonder just where these tracks go I could do research, then I would know But it's more fun instead To just dream in my head And imagine as trains pass to and fro
A photograph I took years ago of some train tracks going off into the distance.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 25/12/2024
In black and white, she looks quite the same Even in color, she'll answer by name But it's a fun little tool That I can use like a fool Since they're my photos, I feel they're fair game (Color Splash app conversion + specific coloring)
A fairly close-up photograph of our cat that I took years ago.A fairly close-up photograph of our cat I took years ago. This was run through the Color Splash app which converts it to black and white and then you can 're-color' areas of the photo (in this case her eyes and nose).
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 25/12/2024
Since it's winter and too cold by far And old summer has said au revoir Thought I would bring out Waving sparklers about Using warm fun for a Christmas star
A long exposure photograph I took when my daughter and I were playing with sparklers and making designs one summer.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 24/12/2024
The Thanksgiving pie was eaten fast Although I didn't expect it would last So for Christmas time Made another, sublime Next time I step on a scale, aghast
A photograph of a pumpkin pie I made for Christmas. Used a premade gluten free crust which does make it easier.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 24/12/2024
In a pond where they're kept for breeding It just seems like they're always needing Some more food they can eat Anything is a treat For the Koi in a frenzy of feeding
A photograph I took years ago at a farm that had a koi breeding pond. This is a picture of them climbing over each other at feeding time trying to get the food the fastest.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 24/12/2024
Republican nazis, hate spewers Porn bot or crypto, bank account screwers Illuminati insane Begging money with no brain Here's a plan, get back into your sewers
A black and white photograph I took years ago of the home of the Republican Nazis, Porn Bots, Crypto Losers, Illuminati and other subhumans.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 23/12/2024
We went out to the drag strip one day To look at all the cars on display Driving fast, being brave Afterwards they would wave Was a cool trip my daughter would say
A photograph I took of a drag racer waving to my daughter on their way back to the pits after their run.A photograph I took of one of the loudest drag racing cars my daughter and I saw at the drag strip.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 23/12/2024
These are certainly not chachalacas Nor are they busy playing maracas Shaved off most of their hair They're just standing all bare An angry mob of llamas not alpacas
A photograph I took at a petting zoo my daughter and I visited a decade or so ago of some grumpy llamas.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 23/12/2024
I am simply a crow in a tree There is nothing else here you should see Just a crow, nothing more Not a witch from folklore So you should move along quietly
A black and white photograph of a crow sitting in a tree I took many years ago. Just a crow. Really.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 22/12/2024
On one topic, I refuse to budge Take it away, I will hold a grudge For a Christmas time treat I just have to eat Homemade chocolate peanut butter fudge
A batch of chocolate peanut butter fudge with sea salt on top I made for Christmas this year. Now, will it make it Christmas...
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 22/12/2024
Vice President Trump, clearly a clown Spewing hate and nonsense across town His ranting and raving And tiny hand waving Makes him look like he's having a breakdown
An AI interpretation of Vice President Trump in his full clown regalia.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 22/12/2024
A treat magnet this world has spawned With both goodies and hearts he absconds Any food he attacks While voicing his quacks He's the superstar of this here pond
Close up photograph I took of a male duck who dominated the treats at a pond my daughter and I visited.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
Stop on by, no need to be hasty Been waiting for you a bit lately We can have supper With my lowers and uppers Your ankles sure look mighty tasty
A photograph I took while visiting the zoo with my daughter of a bitey mcanklechomper.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
Long lens on the camera this day To capture a robin far away Gave just a band Where focus was grand Made for an interesting shot I must say
A photograph I took a few years ago of a Robin with a very narrow focus band.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
Since it's winter, I'll bring out some snow Not a lot, just a dusting to show That little Jack Frost Always raises the cost By making you bundle up anywhere that you go
A black and white photograph I took in the backyard of my old house in Pennsylvania years ago. It was taken with a fisheye lens to get the entire backyard in the shot (hence the little bit of a distorted perspective).
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
I thought about naming him Bruce But that was really just an excuse He was all by himself Like a disgruntled elf In Pennsylvania this Egyptian goose
A photograph of an Egyptian goose I took in a small creek in Pennsylvania. There were other geese around, but he stayed by himself.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
I agree with your purchase so far Read the first when it ticked my radar Have book two and book three Still waiting for me Have high hopes that they'll both be all-stars
Books 1, 2 and 3 of the manga series hirayasumi.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
Walking underground really was cool Stalagmites and stalactites both rule One of my favorite scenes Like the inside of dreams Was this amazing reflecting pool
A photograph I took in 2013 inside Luray Caverns in Virginia of an amazing reflecting pool.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/12/2024
Trump sure does like to think he is great So does Musk so maybe it is fate That they got together Two turds of a feather Turns out it's their only real mandate
An AI interpretation of Trump and Musk enjoying their only mandate.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
I am the king of this stump right here No other animal do I fear But if you yell 'Hey!' I'll faint right away As my bluster is just a veneer
A photograph I took of a goat claiming his 'king of the hill' status on a stump.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
Oh boy, I can't wait for this treat I'm almost too excited to eat Toss you in the air For dinner time flair Playing with food just can not be beat
A photograph I took of an otter playing with its food (meal worms) when my daughter and I visited a zoo.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
It was certainly a bit of a hike To get up to a place that I like Took a little bit of thought To get this panoramic shot From atop the Lock Haven dike
A black and white panoramic photograph I took years ago from on top of the dike in Lock Haven, Pennsylvania.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
One day when there was nothing to do My daughter and I got into A fun little caper With construction paper Making designs with her glitter glue
A photograph I took of some designs my daughter and I made one day by mixing the different colors of glitter glue she had on some construction paper. I then took these pics with a macro lens and I think it almost looks like space in some parts. Was a fun way to spend a rainy afternoon.A photograph I took of some designs my daughter and I made one day by mixing the different colors of glitter glue she had on some construction paper. I then took these pics with a macro lens and I think it almost looks like space in some parts. Was a fun way to spend a rainy afternoon.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
Oh how Trump and his cronies do sing When their master, Musky, pulls the strings Tells them how to vote What a petulant choat Wonder how long before they're sick of this fling
An AI interpretation of Trump and his cronies dancing on the strings Musky controls.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
I look at the cell tower, think 'wow' Humans invented that thing somehow From design to construction From planning to function All so we can say 'can you hear me now?'
A photograph of a cell tower in Pennsylvania I took while out for a drive many years ago.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
That woman rode me too many times So I ate her as payment for her crimes Now I'm walking about As my gut's sticking out I tend to overeat humans sometimes
A photograph of a tiger from the zoo I took while visiting with my daughter years ago.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 20/12/2024
The juxtaposition of old and new A smokestack and some wind turbines too Captured in black and white Makes an interesting sight One heading out, one beginning to debut
This is a black and white photograph I took a few years after the wind turbines came in around the Altoona, PA area. Thought it was a neat composition getting the old smokestack with the turbines. I believe the smokestack has since been demolished (IIRC). There is a lot of noise in this image as I took it with a cheap Olympus E-PL1 with a 17mm pancake lens that I carried for a while for just in case pics like this as I was traveling between PA and MD.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 19/12/2024
There was a man staring up at a tree He was wondering what sights he might see The tree was a birch Did not want to besmirch Any animals looking down at me
A black and white photograph I took quite a few years ago of me looking up a birch tree.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 19/12/2024
For a throwback I need to cut loose Me on a fence in front of some spruce Since it's nearly winter My ass getting splinters And a big smile even missing one tooth
Photo of me on our fence (always getting splinters from it) with a lot of snow around but missing one of my front teeth.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 19/12/2024
Perched in this spot is where I am at Then on a heating pad I just sat Now I'm almost asleep Stop taking pics, you weird creep Let me nap as I'm clearly a cat
A photograph of my daughter's cat Tiger looking a bit annoyed at me taking her picture instead of letting her nap.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 19/12/2024
I could really use a laugh today Then this post happened to say Please buy my book I'm not a crook Sent it to my kindle right away
Just a screenshot of Amazon telling me thanks for buying a book to hopefully elicit a few chuckles during these dark days of democracy.
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