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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu)

@fulinhyu.com
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So my actual given name is Marc I don’t bite, but I do often bark I write limericks for fun Any acclaim, I have none Just a fat and a tired old Fark

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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 13/09/2026
While this squirrel here seems in a rut Stuffing seeds from the feeder in gut The old raven behind Simply pays them no mind They are busy attacking a nut www.youtube.com/shorts/NzS-6...
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A Squirrel Enjoys The Seeds At The Feeder While A Raven Works On Some Peanuts #squirrel #ravens
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 06/09/2026
This bird may look just a bit pudgy And the lens was not even smudgy Either lost or let free My feeder's where they be This seed eating birdy, the Budgie www.youtube.com/shorts/LZst6...
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You Are Far From Home There Budgerigar #birds #budgies
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/09/2026
The big birds torment me, what the heck? They can sure be a pain in the neck Now this may sound absurd I am just a young bird So I'll get bigger by eating, peck peck peck www.youtube.com/shorts/8LUDE...
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A Young Sparrow Is Enjoying His Seed Breakfast #birds #sparrow
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 19/08/2026
"We'll release them" rings rather hollow Who is gathering them, Geraldo? Let the victims decide What to show and to hide Enough with this game of Where's Waldo?
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 18/08/2026
I am sure they would call it a treat Or at least they would say that it's neat If you'd leave them alone To just get in the zone Sucking up seeds, a quick way to eat www.youtube.com/shorts/9BPB_...
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This Dove Just Wants To Eat #birds #dove #sparrow
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 02/08/2026
Approaching the feeder with no fear As I put out the food they appear Then they're gone just as fast 'Cause the seeds, they don't last This one here I have nicknamed "Bent Ear" www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yZ...
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"Bent Ear" The Squirrel Enjoying A Bit Of Breakfast #squirrel
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 15/07/2026
So I guess there's no ifs and no buts When it comes to a squirrel with guts They will proudly just say "Birds, get out of my way Screw these seeds, I will eat all the nuts" www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjuE...
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One of the Squirrels Visiting the Feeder and Picking Out the Nuts #squirrel
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 19/05/2026
On the perch the birds are alighting Which can be, many times, exciting As they squabble for seeds To fulfill hungry needs Sparrows: Eating, feeding and fighting www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFd...
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The Sparrows Eating, Feeding and Fighting
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 16/05/2026
Let me just hop along over here Coast looks clear so there's nothing to fear Now I'll grab a quick bite Then it's time to take flight Seeds are great but I wish he'd serve beer www.youtube.com/shorts/uWY0l...
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Let Me Hop on in for a Bite. Okay, Bye! #birds #bluejays
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 15/05/2026
The screen door, it had closed with a bang Like a bell, you might think, I had rang Feathered friends did arrive I escaped, still alive As they fed, the mighty sparrow gang www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUoa...
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The Sparrow Gang Eating (and Fighting)
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 11/05/2026
I certainly don't mean to sound rude But sometimes, you know, I'm in the mood So I guess I'll confide I just hop on my ride To head out and go get some seafood www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Wh...
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2025 Kawasaki Eliminator - Slow Ride to Mid Atlantic Seafood in Laurel Maryland
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 07/05/2026
Lady Cardinal, she just has a need Get up early so that she can feed On this day she was late Not much left on the plate But she still got to work on a seed www.youtube.com/shorts/NMtcb...
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A Female Northern Cardinal Enjoying a Few Seeds #birds #cardinals
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/05/2026
When the news cycle just will not cease And my stress levels need to decrease I put on a calm tune On my bike, I'm immune From the noise, it's a way to get peace www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkYs...
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2024 Kawasaki Vulcan S - Ride Through Montpelier Maryland with Music
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 17/04/2026
So these stats tell us what he's about When opponents see him, there's no doubt A slider or high cheese A splitter if you please Doesn't matter which one, you are out
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 09/04/2026
Been waiting for the weather to break So a trip I'd be able to take Have to put on my gear But still ride with some fear Hope the trucks don't make me a pancake
Photo of a couple of motorcycles sitting on the driveway.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 31/03/2026
Just like Arnold the Donald is back So like Neo, I want to un-jack As this right wing syndrome Brings about Thunderdome We're just screwed, I don't have a comeback
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 25/02/2026
When you're feeling you're about to choke While you ingest another warm coke Think, "old folks had it nice, When they added crushed ice" But by now that is probably "woke"
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 02/01/2026
Even though outside, it was quite cold The neighbors were still out being bold Bringing in the New Year With much joy and much cheer I just wished they'd be quiet, I'm old
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2026
This may be a bit hyperbolic To say it made me alcoholic But my word of the year Made me drink out of fear As I'm already melancholic
Merriam-Webster's 2026 word of the year they gave me: melancholic
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2026
While I do not think it's at all fair For my humans to cut off my hair I guess I'll let them be Now it's easy to see When they toss my treats up in the air
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2026
Politicians are up to their tricks Influencers just count up their clicks Food prices keep rising Big biz keeps downsizing Not much hope for twenty twenty six
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 01/01/2026
Be it Nixon or Reagan or Trump It’s rebranding the same old lame chump They get rich off of fear While the rest of us here Just live in this dystopian dump
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 24/12/2025
There once was an old man who would say I'm not sure what to do this dark day Then a bright lit up nose Inspired him and this prose Hey Rudolph, would you light up my way?
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 22/12/2025
While their whims may seem like they beguile And belly rubs may make them hostile When the floofs made of fur Settle down and just purr It is clear we're an ailurophile
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 06/12/2025
In the city the traffic must flow Even if it seems they do not know How to traverse the stuff Really isn't that tough You slow down when you drive in the snow
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 04/12/2025
There once was a man who was quite cold So he thought that he'd do something bold Crank the heat, kill the chills And when in came the bills He'd hope to pass before due date, he's old theconversation.com/trump-was-al...
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Trump was already cutting low-income energy assistance – the shutdown is making things worse as cold weather arrives
Nearly a quarter of US households struggle to pay their energy bills at the same time as America’s social safety nets, including home heat aid, are disappearing.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 27/11/2025
On this day be a good girl or gent Please don't tell relatives to get bent No matter how bad the course Remember it could be worse Like the turkey that's our president
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 26/11/2025
They must have thought I was a grouse But my brother she took, that damn louse Now she thinks she's a winner Cooking him for her dinner Joke's on her when I smash down her house
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 22/11/2025
There once was an old-school explorer Who wrote his love as an adorer If he lived here today It'd be easy to say "I'll just send a text." Oh, the horror
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 21/11/2025
Making plans that I hope are not muffed To make diners feel quite full and chuffed Much groaning will be heard After eating the bird Turkey won't be the only thing stuffed
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 16/11/2025
I may be old but I can still seize Any unguarded chicken or cheese You may call it old age But I'm wise as a sage And will still do whatever I please
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 15/11/2025
Christmas is only six weeks away Scary I know, but what can I say Between shutdowns and files The onset of snow piles Can we reschedule for some new day?
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 14/11/2025
Okay, here is where I guess I chime And respond with what takes up my time I write limerick lines Despite all of the signs That they're lame, but at least they do rhyme
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 13/11/2025
Lovely colors, they almost look drawn While the light, it is nearly all gone A fabulous photo Of dusk over Tokyo Being watched over by Fuji-san
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 13/11/2025
I just never thought I'd stoop so low As to put on this degrading show For catnip I'll do tricks Anything for my fix I guess that's how my life will now go
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 12/11/2025
There once was an artist who drew A quaint and quite peaceful street view Using digital tools Colors sparkling like jewels Lovely art I just wish I could do
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 11/11/2025
There once was a cat who was tired Their blanket is what was desired Sleeping all day; the norm Especially if warm It's just how felines are hard-wired
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 11/11/2025
I am sure I can help them gain size With my patented diet of fries I know this is a spoof But my fat ass is proof On the subject of weight gain I am wise
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 11/11/2025
I really wish that I were kidding But the stacked court just does his bidding Trump doesn't want to pay Just watch, he'll get his way Dissent is one thing he's forbidding apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump asks Supreme Court to throw out E. Jean Carroll’s $5 million verdict
President Donald Trump has asked the U.S. Supreme Court to throw out a jury’s finding in a civil lawsuit that he sexually abused writer E.
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 11/11/2025
Take today to remember a vet Who fought hard to remove a big threat Now that those wars are done We can start a new one We remember but seem to forget
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 11/11/2025
While we all hoped they certainly would Do the right thing as only they could Instead, we were betrayed By a deal that they made So next we vote them out like we should
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 08/11/2025
GOP sticks their head in the sand Like Custer, hoping for a last stand We're done with them and their goof New York City is proof We want better like Sweden and Finland
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 08/11/2025
While we hustle about going zoom Or read articles of doom and gloom It is nice now and then For a moment of zen Appreciate the flowers sweet bloom
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 07/11/2025
While I thought I had found a good fit Now I wish I was able to quit As the boss at this dig Is really quite the prig And my life is simply sifting shit
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 07/11/2025
While we head for the season of thanks We should keep in our thoughts the food banks People's belts start to cinch Thanks to president grinch While the country's economy tanks
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 06/11/2025
There once was an angry old chap Wanted people to starve without SNAP While the masses need food He just kept being rude Spouting lies and half-truths and more crap
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 31/10/2025
I dared him, so he did to please us Please, no ornithologists see us I'm sure we would be screwed If the public, they knew That we walked on water like Jesus
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 31/10/2025
The sheen on my plants was muculent It made for an ugly succulent I don't mean to be rude But I'm in quite the mood Forgive me for being truculent
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 29/10/2025
The air is a little bit nippy The tires are a tad bit slippy The wonders never cease Made it home in one piece A fall ride by this old time hippy
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Marc David Johnson (FuLinHyu) @fulinhyu.com · 28/10/2025
The fall leaves are really quite the view As are kids in costumes shouting "Boo" With the crisp autumn air The pumpkins everywhere Days like these, I'm afraid, are too few
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