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Fugitive Pope

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"Hello, babies.Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded.At the outside babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies--God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."

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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Offended bros could just adopt Two Mommy Tommy. Before anyone points out that these guys might not make the best dog owners (what makes a dog owner "best?") owning a dog has made me a better person. "I'll show them! I'll adopt and love the dog better than any lesbian could!" Go for it.
Elsa, a pitbull mix rescue, on her leash at surnrise at Stacy Park in Olivette, MO. Elsa is at the bottom of the photo walking towards a tree in front of her and the sun rising behind.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why I quit the American Legion. - US Navy vet and librarian Volume 159, No. 3 (September 2005), p. 20.
"Libraries of Terror" displayed prominently as title of article on page 20 of American Legion, monthly publication of the American Legion. Volume 159, No. 3 (September 2005).

"Most U.S. libraries are tranquil centers for learning and reflection.
However, the next time you hear a misinformed lawmaker or media wag rail about the PATRIOT Act and its now-endangered “library provision,”
be aware that many of these institutions are being used as theaters of
operations for terrorists and pedophiles. And who can blame them? Some in the American Library Association have made them ideal places to plot crimes. Consider, first, how Islamic extremists have made themselves cozy in the libraries of America. At least seven of the 9/11 hijackers used government libraries before their attack. Khalid al-Mihdhar and Nawaf al-Hazmi used computers at a New Jersey state college to buy tickets for American Airlines Flight 77, which later plowed into the Pentagon."
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
National Guard to receive commendations for service at the Reflecting [sic] Pool.
Standard military medal with tapering ribbon supporting a metal tag labeled "Croix d'algues" which translates as "Algae Cross." The colors are vertical stripes. A large red stripe dominates half the space. Quarter width white vertical stripes are adjacent to the main red stripe. Quarter width "algae green" stripes are on the edges for a total of 5 red stripes. From right to left, green, white, red, white, green.Official horizontal bar service ribbon for the coveted "Crois d'algues" consisting of the colors, from left to right: algae green 1/8 width, white 1/8 width, red 1/2 width, white 1/8 width, and algae green 1/8 width.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yep. Me. 1978.
UCLA cheerleader in 1978 leaping in front of UCLA dance team.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Real life chindogu.
Chinese pug looking uncomfortable wearing a blue bag with attachment for blow dryer. Ad on Temu for "1pc Portable Foldable Pet Hair Dryer Bag for Dogs & Cats - Quick-Dry Fur Blower (Blower Not Included), Compact & Hygienic Fur Drying Solution for Wet Coat After Bath Time, Suitable for Cat & Dog Owners"
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Living in the midwest is pretty cool.
Seven crudely carved wooden cows about 1-3 feet in height, with rought brown bark and snouts that look like they could belong on pigs. They are arrayed outdoors with a wood frame house in the background.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
FWIW: Trump had a Nazi tattoo on his hand removed then covered up the fading scar with makeup.
Right hand of Donald Trump with makeup smeared to hide removed Nazi tattoo.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I made protest snacks for the 18th. Gave them all away. Photo is NOT photoshopped as I used a handheld food printer.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Got my sign ready. Got my giveway snacks ready (portable food printer). I'm ready for Saturday.
A NO PARKING sign modifed with a "K" instead of a "P" inside of a red circle with a slash. The letters "PAR" in "PARKING" have been crossed out with an "X" made of black electrical tape. The sign is on a blue pole. Beneath the signe is a ceramic bowl with geometric designs containing snack crackers printed with "Fuck Trump" in edible ink.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Invest in the frog costume market.
A green and white, with black spots, adult frog costume. Screen capture of a listing in Amazon.com

Text is:

JINSTABAG
Inflatable Costume Adult Frog
Full Body Deluxe Funny Air ...
4.5 ***** (121)
800+ bought in past month
$54.98
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Cruising FB Marketplace for serendipity's sake, I ran across this. I thought these might be props from a David Cronenberg movie.
Twisted wires and cables and a round metal disk, slightly red, with a bolt in the center. It's a mess of worn and old machinery. The label from this Facebook Marketing post says "$100 Vibrators - Aviston, IL"
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I was not able to verify this. I was able to find the effusive description of Chicago as a small separate box on the main page just now 7:40 am CDT 10/7/2025.
Screen capture box describing Chicago on the Trump Hotel in Chicago. Screen capure includes URL trumphotels.com/chicago and the text "EXPLORE ; CHICAGO ; With nationally acclaimed restaurants on every corner, world-class shopping along Magnificent Mile, award-winning shows, renowned history and cultural museums, and even sandy beaches, Chicago has something to offer everyone ; LEARN MORE button.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I'm an undying fan of "Crispy Hexagons" because . . . they're cripsy . . . and they're hexagons.
A box of breakfast cereal labeled "Crispy Hexagons" by "Essentials Daily". Front of box says "Corn & Rice Cereal, Gluten Free, No Artificial Colors, No Artificial Flavors. Contents appear to be hexagons that are crispy.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
It was a good night at Busch Stadium.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Very mooving tale. FYI, Cows kill more people than wolves: defenders.org/sites/defaul...
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I click on almost every ad to overload the cookies bots and get things that raise a LOT OF QUESTIONS HERE!!!
Screen shot of an ad for the Segai sex toy(?). Picture is of something that looks like a large, slightly phallic, USB drive. Young clothed couple hugging sweetly. Captioned at top: The World's First AI Intimate Stimulator. Caption on bottom: Coming soon on KICKSTARTER.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Slumming on FB Marketplace and I ran across this. Kind of looks like the flying saucer in the 1967 TV show "The Invaders." I have no idea what this is.
A flying saucer looking device with a round grill on top in the foreground with a truck in the distance bearing down in a snow covered landscape. Caption is "Temu Car Electromagnetic Prevention and Device."
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I think I'm going to practice Bruce Campbell's signature and forge it on a lot of my books so when I die I'll have a worthwhile legacy to pass on.
Example of an autograph/signature of actor Bruce Campbell of "Evil Dead" fame.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Be like Bruce.
Example of an autograph of actor Bruce Campbell.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I use the "Make America Kittens" plug-in on Chrome which turns photos of Trump into kittens.
A picture of a cat on a piece of dark electronic audio or video equipment replacing the original photo with Trump in it. Caption is: "A U.S. Army soldier walks past a Bradley fighting vehicle staged in Washington on June 11, ahead of an upcoming military parade commemorating the Army's 250th anniversary and President Donald Trump's 79th birthday."
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
... Existentially cruising Facebook Marketplace. "A box that hooks up to your computer.I don't know what it does.I don't remember I didn't know it. Works And I just want ten dollars cash"
Facebook Marketplace item "$10 Something for a computer St Charles, MO". Closeup of hand holding a 2-3 inch black box with cables extending outward.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I will be attending St. Louis Cardinals Pride Night (vs. Dodgers) has an interesting sponsor. I looked them up and it's a real company: Session Taco (previously Mission Taco Joint).
Large advertisement with text PRIDE NIGHT PRESENTED BY SESSION TACO. St. Louis Cardinals dark blue short sleeved baseball jersey with the classic Cardinals "Birds on the Bat" logo with multi-colored Pride piping and a small pride flag on the lower front.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I paid about $40 for a bidet (love it). Another Facebook Marketplace cruising result.
Facebook Marketplace post of a blue machine with pads that you lay down upon. "$2,500 Open system colon hydrotherapy. St. Louis, MO
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Weighing in as a Great Mistakes RTC alum, class of 1982. They never showed us a single movie. We did get an awesome boxing smoker. Me on left as Company Master at Arms. We were the worst performing recruit company at the RTC at the time. Couldn't march right. Or left. Or my other right.
Black and white photo of three Navy recruits in the early 1980's, cleaning a "scuttlebutt" which is Navy slang for a drinking fountain. Two of the sailors are white, one is black. They are wearing dungarees with white watch belts and white canvas leggings over boondockers.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Cruising Facebook Marketplace as is my wont. Just like how surreal this post is:
A man dressed as a cook or chef holding up a fish. The caption is "$350 Transmission, Alton, IL."
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Gratuitous video of my cats and dog eating tube treats. Left to right: Lord Palmerston, me, Lewis, Mysterious Gentleman, and Elsa the dog.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
OG AI :
Talk to Eliza
> Hello, I am Eliza. 
* Hi, Eliza. What's up?
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? 
* I would like to discuss the unconstitutional activities of the current administration
> I'm not sure I understand you fully. 
* Of course you don't. You're just an AI bot, right?
> Does it please you to believe I am just an AI bot, right? 
* It makes me very happy.
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Better days: Me and Black Panther Malik Rahim in 2003 at YearlyKos (now Netroots Nation) in Chicago. Mr. Rahim was fascinating, interesting, personable, smart, all other good adjectives. Meeting and talking with a real Black Panther was very, very, cool and enlightening. I pretty much just listened.
Black Panther Malik Rahim on the left with raised fist wearing a black shirt with a fist holding a hammer and the words, "Common Ground Relief." Raleigh Muns on right also with raised fist. YearlyKos (now Netroots Nation) 2003, Chicago, IL USA
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Gratuitous cat post. Elsa on the left and Lewis the cat on the right.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Just playing with ChatGPT to see what the political balance would be if Canada were admitted as a state. I followed up with "What if each province were admitted as a state?"
🇺🇸 Grand Total (for all 10 provinces):

    Senators: 20

    Representatives: ~53

    Total Members of Congress: ~73

That would give the former Canadian provinces a massive presence, roughly equivalent to California + Texas combined.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Looking at mirrors for sale on Facebook Marketplace is an interesting way to peek inside random people's abodes. Good doggy!
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
And now for something completely different. I present to you, live, from Facebook Marketplace . . . A Pawg case. Filled with pawgs. For $7.
A hand holding a Pawg case vertically and open. Filled with pogs. Black case and about 12 inches of stacked pogs. Pogs. Heh. Caption is:

$7
Pawg case filled With pawgs.
House Springs, MO
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Cat pics. Lord Palmerston staring up at ancient Autumn. The other two cats, Lewis and Mysterious Gentleman are snoozing with the dog.
One cat looking up at another cat sitting on a bureau.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Urlaubsunkonzentriertheit. add "stercoraceous," a fine adjective to use in many settings.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I just walked around to the various offices and set all my farewell messages on the phones. Nobody in the office had any idea how to use, set, or change any settings on machines. Fax cover sheet: "What's that?" Every single incoming and outgoing fax:
Black color anarchy symbol consisting of the capital letter A in a circle. The style is similar to brush strokes used in Chinese or Japanese calligraphy.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'm wearing my fingerless "Supernatural" (it's a tv show) gloves, slapped on randomly from the glove bin as I rushed out to catch the bus. While waiting, not crazy looking lady with a shopping trolley starts screaming, "Satan! Satan! Evil!" at me. The symbol is Enochian anti-demon ward. Didn't work.
Gray fingerless knit gloves with an Enochian anti-demon symbol ward sign that consists of a black pentagram in a black circle surrounded by jagged black radiating blobs.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Proof.
An internment record for Mr. Takei and family members.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
More Facebook Marketplace fun. This looks like something was violently killed inside which is odd for a "Gender Reveal Chifferobe."
A white cabinet with open doors showing a paint decor of red splotches, drips, and splatter which look like blood. This is a Facebook Marketplace ad selling a "Gender Reveal Chifferobe" for $20.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Facebook Marketplace often makes me do a doubletake.
A dismebodied arm holding a pink rolling pin vertically. The caption is "$20 -- Vintage pink MCM rolling pin -- Fenton, MO
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just sign your name like Bruce Campbell (the actor, not the baseball player).
Autograph of actor Bruce Campbell. It's short, vague, scrawled, and if you didn't know it was Bruce it would be just another non-groovy blob.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Cluttered computer desk with monitor,  Mac Mini late 2014, Mac Mini M4, NUC Box 5 Windows mini computer. Computer monitor is displaying the Bluesky Post asking to submit picture of desktops.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
More weirdness from Facebook Marketplace. This one was weird even after I clicked on the picture to get full context:
Facebook Marketplace listing with caption $15 Barbie Family Ryan 4 inch Ring Bearer Doll, St. Peters, MO. Photo is of bottom half of doll upside down with doll feet chewed up by a dog maybe.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I cruise Facebook Marketplace ads for mirrors so I can gaze into people's houses.
Two photos for two facebook marketplace ads selling mirrors. One mirror shows a dog and a little boy. The other shows a few family members on a bed taking the photo of the mirror in which we see them.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I only use Chrome for it's support for the 'Make American Kittens Again' plugin.
CNN web site partial screen capture. Headline is "Constitutional crisis loom as Trump team overhauls government." Photo is of a kitten as replaced by the Chrome 'Make America Kittens Again' plugin. MAKA replaces pictures of Donald Trump with pictures of kittens.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
"Chickens alive after explosion wrecks grocery." St. Louis Post - Dispatch, 19 Dec 1910: page 3.
Article talks about possible involvement of the Black Hand. A bomb was planted. The chickens in coops waiting to be sold survived.
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Don't tread on my low egg rices flag.
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