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First United Church of Katie

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First United Church of Katie wherever churches are made and sold. Certified short person.

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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Because most men think that everyone else is shallower than a puddle of spit— because they dont find themselves to have much, if any, personality.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The ability to control your air vents will be part of your monthly accessory usage fee.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It’s a feature not a bug. 😉
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Liz Tufte Art & Design @liztufte.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The enshittification of political communication — shitpost governing— has become institutionalized in a way that would even surprise Orwell.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I meant correctly redacted.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why is he running against her? Like, no. I like him a lot… but there’s other places where he’d be useful.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
We dont need no fuckin ice, man.
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Every time I see a report of ICE leaving Minnesota or Minneapolis I think "I wish" because uh, they're still here being assholes & terrorizing people, just not as much in some places but more so in other places best I can tell and of course people are still imprisoned in misery at Whipple & . . . 🧵
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 20/02/2026
The Supreme Court:
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You know we’re still going to get mayo pete?
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Didn’t we co manage that Toys r Us together? 😬
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Stephen Colbert: “I don't usually say this to a guest, but if people are watching this right now, it's cause they found us online on YouTube” James Talarico: “This is the party that ran against cancel culture — and now they're trying to control what we watch, what we say, what we read”
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Working Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 17/02/2026
"America is not like a blanket—one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size. America is more like a quilt—many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread." -Jesse Jackson, 1941–2026.
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Helena Handbasket @helena-hand-basket.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If valid ID is a requirement to vote, it’s incumbent on the government to ensure all eligible voters have access to gaining/maintaining valid ID - at no cost and no extra effort. Updating voter information and sending a new DL/ID can and should be an automated process.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wrong guy, universe, wrong guy.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Oh man.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
They’ll run mayo Pete instead.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Unless ID is free for everyone, no ID to vote. why aren’t ids free in the first place?
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Pancake day is Tuesday! (Shrove/Fat Tuesday or mardi Gras day)
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Is he dead yet?
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Just hand them to me through the day.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/02/2026
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ok.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How do I get my chef spouse a job like this?
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The next time she’s up there someone needs to play her ad from when she ran for FL AG. And then ask her which pedophiles she meant to catch?
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We’re still fighting over the last election.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Sign me up!
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ACLU @aclu.org · 11/02/2026
BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote. The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I like your optimism.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
💯
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The mud is awful.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Crossables are still crossed!
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket with the words more guillotine above him
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket with the words more guillotine above him
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
How’d it go?!?
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If only someone could/would go rogue and release the full Epstein files unredacted.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
10/10 no notes.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Good luck and all crossables crossed!
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Big deep breath in, hold it, let your breath fill and relax every part of your body. Slowly exhale and feel the breath leave your body and the calm take over. Repeat as necessary. You got this, stranger.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A necessary read.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 09/02/2026
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Prediction: GM was Clinton’s long time side piece
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First United Church of Katie @fucofkatie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Damon Butler @damondaemon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE exists to enforce CIVIL immigration law, not CRIMINAL law of any kind. Ergo, there is no legal justification for them: * to be armed. * to be masked. * to kidnap anyone they want when they require judicial warrants to make CIVIL arrests. * to provide security for the Vice President, ever.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Can’t verify this but frankly it explains a lot.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Photographer who's been documenting LA's response to ICE spoke to the LA City Council today about witnessing an ICE goon in a POLICE mask dressed like a Boogaloo Boy on Wednesday.
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Millipede Militant ☭⁴ @angrytsun.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“Socialism does not mean getting together in a parliament and passing laws, socialism means for us overthrowing the ruling classes with all the brutality that the proletariat is capable of deploying in its struggle.” - Rosa Luxemburg
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