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Bad at writing profiles. Cat dad to Gnocchi and (Potato) Latke (they are in my profile picture, behind and under a couch, no way to add alt text) He/him.

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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 2h
@postingtreyf.bsky.social because I know you're a fan of this frog. www.instagram.com/reel/DeCbRyH...
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National Geographic on Instagram: "Presented by @Rolex. He’s spent six months underground, and now he’s looking for love—but when a female answers his call, this black frog seems to have second though...
73K likes, 404 comments - natgeo on October 3, 2026: "Presented by @Rolex. He’s spent six months underground, and now he’s looking for love—but when a female answers his call, this black frog seems to...
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22h
Brothers, starring Lisa Gilroy, is pretty good.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Potato) Latke was captured and brought indoors on Sukkot, so this is his gotcha week. I'm happy I've been able to make his life better.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This year ushpizim for Sukkot? 5 raccoons. #sukkot #ushpizim #raccoons
Photo of 5 raccoons. They are on a wall covered with climbing plant. (Slightly obscured by a water drainage tube).
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Hey Batman is it true you're the greatest detective? Batman: *deep voice* yes Me: My cat had a poo ball in her butt fur, can you help me find out if she left other poo balls anywhere around the house? (Originally published on 28 January 2022, in twitter)
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol
Screen cap of the TV show "Evil". Leland Townsend (played by Michael Emerson) is on a video call. He's explaining (in captions) "Is Twitter a good investment? No."
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@jonrosenberg.bsky.social so I'm watching the Evil episode of the collider. What are the safety mechanisms for the Tiny Horse Collider?
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In Mexico we don't say "X is inversely proportional to Y". We say "entre menos burros más olotes". And I think that's beautiful.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mazel tov! …mejaiey hametim
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about
Kosher Passover fruit jelly slicesWrapped Sunkist fruit gems
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once upon a time in my childhood, the Sukkah's roof sjaj was very natural foliage. Caterpillars landing on the table was a common occurrence. I miss that. Nowadays we have to get lucky with possums wandering into the yard to meet the "surprise ushpizim" quota.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ST:SNW s4e10 's plot seems to only work by making the captains and crew assholes that ignore and order Uhura around. And it's so out of character. "I have to fix it on my own because everyone dismisses me" is such a grating plot-device. They deal with weirdness all the time!
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tiny Kitten Update: dangling footsies.
Photo of my cat (Potato) Latke. He's lounging on a nook behind a couch, a few centimeters from the ground. He's near the edge so both front paws are shooting out and dangling.

He's looking to the side. So an ear and a small bit of his left eye is visible of his face. He's a black, fluffy cute cat.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Outstanding.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social oh no! A recent addition to your lists bsky.app/profile/shay...
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All 4 species safe for cats right? Etrog, adas, aravah, lulav? #jewsky #catsky
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ugh
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BasquiAT-AT, the imperial walker who chose to create art instead.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Droid Personhood and Mental Illness: treating AI psychosis by just letting Luke believe C3PO and R2D2 are sentient.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chekhov's Chekhov's Gun
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm considering going to a Of Monsters and Men. Before I want to check if they milkshakeducked ?
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
/----> bread of Affliction -----\ | | \- lack-of-bread of Affliction<--/
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL a "diss track" is not short for "disrespect track" but for "dissertation track".
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CW antisemitism There was an antisemitic march at a synagogue in Mexico city on Rosh HaShana (sep 11th). There were chants of "Jews, leave Mexico". One of the things that bothers a lot is people excusing it with "there's no antisemitism in Mexico, therefore it's a false-flag by (((them)))".
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One more 1 year extension.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jonah (of "being inside a big fish" fame) worried about what ended up happening with the Y2K bug: because catastrophe didn't happen people believe doom was not approaching.
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The Nexus Project @nexusproject.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As we prepare to attend our own Yom Kippur services, we are horrified by the news of a shooting outside Sons of Jacob Congregation in Belleville, Ontario Sunday evening.
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Police Officer Injured in Shooting Near Ontario Synagogue on Yom Kippur
There was an exchange of gunfire near the Sons of Jacob Synagogue in Belleville as congregants gathered inside to mark Yom Kippur, the authorities said.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tiny Kitten Update: Gnocchi's body is round
My cat Gnocchi taking a nap on a small, purple mat. She's white and gray, and fluffy and cute. And round :(
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As Yom Kippur approaches, I hope all y'all get signed into the book y'all deserve.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tashlij? Check
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spoilers for Reacher. He does take the kitten from the car garage owner (good) but still gives it away to someone not related to the murdered owner (bad).
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Viva México!
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nuevo mini michi
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty … ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch ☺️ Via @GoStripers
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Mexican delegation's team presents various candidates: sopes, tlayudas, tostadas…
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One use for generative AI that I REALLY dislike is for making much worse the DDoS effect of messianic asshattery. The signal/noise ratio is bad enough when trying to find/do anything Jewish online (& even offline) while avoiding jack-in-the-box jesus and now we have even more mass produced 'content'
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
¡Viva México!
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Last time I visited the museum, I left a message for the curator, asking them for help identifying the anthropomorphic horny carrots. They never reached back, not with the answer nor follow-up questions :(
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Treyf Posting 🤌 @postingtreyf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
START HYDRATING (((BITCHES)))
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
Reminder!
Suspiciously non-Jewish actresses
General
• Lily Tomlin
• Patti LuPone
• Kathryn Hahn
Tracey Ullman
• Bernadette Peters
• Zoe Kazan
• Gaby Hoffmann
Rachels
• Rachel Sennott
• Rachel Zegler
• Rachel Brosnahan
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What one decides to hoard is so seemingly arbitrary. I've kept some stupid useless shit but not toys that today would be collectibles or that I'd find cool. I once had this robot and gave it away with most of my tente pieces. tenteros.land/descargas/in...
Photo of a blue toy robot. It's built with Tente (interlocking bricks from the 80s, similar to Lego)

It has a humanoid shape, but has spear-like limbs instead of arms and a weird yellow head shape with 3 horns.

A couple of wheels are visible, because the robot could transform (without disassembling it) into a truck.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tiny Kitten Update: my muppet babies.
Photo of (Potato) Latke, a black cat lounging on top of his cat shelf. He's black and fluffy. He's looking at the camera: how you doin'?Photo of Gnocchi, my white and gray cat. She's sleeping on my couch, covered with a tiny towel because she's cold. Her body is round.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Movies based on fighting games tend to be lots of fun (even if not good). 90s Street Fighter, the various Mortal Kombats. The Street Fighter that's coming up too. The more over the top the better. These pave the ground for Marvel v. Capcom(s), and even Bikini Karate Babes.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tiny Kitten Update: Latke and Gnocchi each need a different, special, food. They both like the other's food instead of their own. I can't leave them unmonitored with either food. Send help.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The reason Chiles en Nogada eaten for Mexico's Independence celebrations has pomegranate seeds is because a pomegranate has 316 seeds; which correspond to the number of Federal Laws in Mexico. /j #jewishLogicForMexicanCelebrations
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This year "who by beast" seems kinda fitting due to the stress of a sick pet.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me to my cat when I use churu to get him to take his medication:
"Why would I deceive you?", says Elizabeth Holmes staring into Nathan Fielder's eyes (who is very close to her face, but we can only see a part of the back of his head). She's smiling a cringey sus smile.

(Still from the trailer for the movie You Can See Everything)
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mistook the cloud icon for one of those cloud storage apps for a rugelach and I think that's better. From now on my files are stored in the rugelach.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my "I only keep photos of my cat's poops on my phone because he's very sick and need to show them to the vet" t-shirt has people asking questions already answered by my t-shirt.
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DK, ectoplasmosis host @frozenkoi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thinking today (and often) of the wooden Enterprise someone inherited from her woodworker grandfather.
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