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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 31/08/2026

Some pretty great bars in this place.

Me in a boat on the Chain of Lakes in approximately Richmond, MN, slugging back an ill gotten bottle of Deschutes beer with two more waiting nearby in the holster/drink holder.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 26/03/2026

This cat immediately went to post on Nextdoor about a suspicious pair casing the neighborhood after my dog and I left.

A cat leaning out of a lower floor window and looking with an impressive amount of suspicion directly at the camera.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 25/10/2025

I've named him Big Jim. He's my son now.

Me standing next to a giant pumpkin on the counter. It's roughly the width of an adult man's torso and spherical.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 05/10/2025

Seattle, you are out of order. There are *families* in this store.

A case of Scuttlebutt's Big Dumper beer in the local grocery store, celebrating Cal Raleigh's home run prowess. And other uh... assets.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 14/05/2025

On my shit (a WA state ferry) again. Ferries still rule.

View from the passenger deck of The Walla Walla, a WA state ferry, as it departs Seattle, heading for Bremerton.

High rises of downtown Seattle visible along with the waterfront's Ferris wheel, Ivar's and the surrounding area.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 30/03/2025

I could claim I never learned to read, yeah?

Me in front of open fridge door. Box of girl scout cookies - Samoas no less! - labeled with a sticky note on which "Do not eat!!!" is scrawled in the handwriting of an ungrateful eight year old.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 09/02/2025

The youth are out in these streets evangelizing!

A poster on a public telephone pole in my neighborhood that reads, "DO YOU READ WARRIOR CATS?? You should!" Also includes a brief summary of the series.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 30/12/2024

Guys. You're never going to believe who shops at my grocery store.

Me, mugging, in front of a life-size Super Saiyan Goku statue from the local Asian super market.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 23/12/2024

Long dog wishing you all a Merry Christmas!

Rowdy, a large white shepherd husky cross, wearing a VERY handsome Christmas kerchief. Photo from an angle that makes his legs look about three miles long.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 30/11/2024

Cleaning out the tools in the basement. Zero memory of these entering my life. Zero idea what they could possibly be for.

Two strange hand tools. Larger has a hammer handle and weird screwable top. Second looks like a corncob pipe with a thin, flathead screwdriver end where the stem should be.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 24/09/2024

Seattle graffiti never fails to puzzle. The punctuation alone!

Bus stop trash can with Sharpie'd graffiti reading, "FUCK YO' COUCH!!"

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 06/09/2024

Train got me to Portland late so my target lunch spot closed before I could get there. Decided to just walk a bit and SEND HELP PORTLAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Two tacos and hot sauce from Tacos Fita taco truck

Chocolate eclair courtesy St. Honore Boulangerie

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 13/08/2024

Rowdy! Time for your walk! Where are ya, bu-

Big white dog sleeping on bed, head on pillow looking far too relaxed.

Close up of big white dog sleeping on bed, head on pillow looking far too relaxed. Face is smooshed into pillow and only one eye is open.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 21/06/2024

Greater Astoria/Cannon Beach area coming through with my favorite postcards to date.

Four postcards held like playing cards, non-text side showing. Canary yellow backgrounds with The Goonies character Sloth's head yelling his trademark, "HEY YOU GUYS," greeting.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 12/04/2024

Dog spends all day being a grumbly pain in the ass. Then my daughter comes down with a fever. He walks into her room while she's sleeping, gives her a good sniff and then takes up guard position at the foot of her bed. Dogs, man. Just too good to be true.

Dog curled up at the foot of a bed in a dimly lit room, ears up and alert.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 05/04/2024

Inexplicable note #237 from the firstborn.

Note in child's handwriting stating confidently and a little ominously that, "the blanket was playing games!"

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 24/11/2023

Doggo about to Call of the Wild on this Thanksgiving spread.

Dog looking longing at dinner table full of Thanksgiving feast.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 06/11/2023

I was SURE the combination of Mario Bros Wonder's reliance on badges and my possession of a GENUINE Mario Maniac badge was going to earn me parent of the year accolades but the six year old is massively unimpressed. Truly a parenting low point.

90s-era Mario Maniac badge, text: "Certified Mario Maniac" "NO WARPING" "World 9 Challenge" "The Lost Levels". From a competition Nintendo Power ran.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 15/08/2023

I tell the guy you can't just hop right into bakasana on your first go but will he listen to me? Serves him right.

Giant, white husky retriever cross passed the HELL out on a yoga mat.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 30/07/2023

I expected there to be a lot of tough questions in parenting. Indid not expect this at 7 on Sunday morning.

Drawing by a young human of an eldritch spiral emblazoned with the unsettling question, "WHY DO YOU HAVE BLOOD?"

MARKER ON PRINTER PAPER
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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 29/07/2023

Just an ordinary dude, hangin' out in the basement on a Friday night FIGHTIN' IT OUT

Photo of home theater screen being grossly misused to play what is arguably the 90s' second best Queen-b-side-inspired Nintendo fantasy strategy classic, Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 29/07/2023

Absolutely devasted that this wasn't a reboot of the 90s kids game show that I can con my six-year-old into watching with me.

Screen grab of Netflix UI showing Legends of the Hidden temple show based on the 90s game show of the same name.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 07/07/2023

"Will you share more Dog photos?" Just the best possible question a person can be asked and one that has only one correct answer. 😃 He's a husky/sheperd mix, a complete nutcase and a Very Good Boy.

Very happy, large, white, husky/shepherd dog leashes to a post labeled "Pet Parking".

Large, white, husky/shepherd dog sleeping with his tongue hanging out.

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Craigmentation Fault @frozenexports.net · 07/07/2023

Doggo's reaction to being told I'm firing up ANOTHER social media account.

Big white shepherd/husky dog stuck halfway into a too small cardboard box

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