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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Game Boy Camera Bruxas. Don't mess up or you'll get jumped.
Game Boy Camera error screen featuring a bizzarrely edited face with the caption "who are you running from?"
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If it's this, they can be pretty amazing
Almendrados, an almond pastry
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Prof. KARAMBA
Astrólogo Médium Africano, grande conselheiro com 42 anos de experiência
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"Seu Madruga" is huge in Brazil
Still from the masterpiece "Seu Madruga Will Go On do mestre3224" YTP
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Melquíades would cry if he had any tear ducts
Screenshot from Blasphemous, the videogame. Depicts the boss battle against Melquíades, The Exhumed Archbishop, a huge  skeleton being propped up by 10 giant hands, all kitted out in priest garb, a crown and a scepter that doubles as a morning star.
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Don't know which post is riffing on which, but it's a good format.
Tumblr post of devious-buffoon, on December 6 (year unknown):
"Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here."

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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Shirley Holmes from the hit show The Adventures of Shirley Holmes
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
É mais fácil de gozar com este na esfera anglófona
Geert Wilders infamous tweet
"We hebben een serieus probleem"
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Fascinating
"Understanding Bushonomics
How we got into this mess in the first place."
Title of an article I can't vouch for because I didn't read it nor understand economics at all.
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The Smiling Man Through a Game Boy Camera Filter
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Batman panel depicting Batman breaking a rifle while declaring "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Pode perfeitamente ser só aproveitamento (para quem gosta de neologismos, a "greedflation"). Mas os EUA eram exportadores, saindo de cena, o preço aumenta para tapar esse buraco. Cadeia de abastecimento global, beibi.
Graph showing US egg global exports by volume 2000-2019. Quantity grows from 80 million dozens in 2000 to its peak of around 340 million in 2013 and 14, decreasing to 220 million dozens of eggs in 2019.
Source for the graph is credited to USAPEEC's "Monday Line", February 10, 2020 issue
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Froufe @froufe.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
JCS is also not helping
Still from Jesus Christ Supertstar. Jesus Christ (Ted Neely) is singing Gethsemane (I only want to say). 
Caption reads "Just watch me die!" in English and Korean.
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