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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️

@frontlinedancers.co.uk
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Voted most likely to get really into a band that stopped making music in the 2010s. This is mostly where I put screenshots I find funny while I browse the web, which is what I do 90% of the time. I also do $5+ commissions if you like my art, get in touch!

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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Relax bro nobody’s taking it from you.
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Having an OCD freakout while waiting for PSB #noproblem
Picture of Newton Cooper smiling really widely and gripping a Fanta bottle like a maniac in front of the BBC tower at Alexandra Palace
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I am now in Sweden. England is not far...!
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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
attempt to teach lunar lander about simple machines not going so well
Grey cat observes a rudimentary lever tucked under a carton with a treat hidden under it.The rudimentary lever is depressed, lifting the carton just enough that she can see the treat. She did not even slightly understand.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 24/09/2026
On my way to Sweden and then planing to England to see PSB ✌️ my fucking life
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Big money big spendah
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mimi superhell @superhell.org · 22/09/2026
Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet.
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 20/09/2026
PSB in 6 days!
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mimi superhell @superhell.org · 19/09/2026
i'm actually so tired of seeing the word "schizo" bandied around
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
London Soon
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
London in a week and… 10 hours?
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
London in a week!
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Aha! I've not seen it..
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 17/09/2026
Context is everything 1/2
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Oh wait. Emma Topolski is in it too <3 happy Saint Clair Thursday once more
Emma Topolski grinning while biting a Twizzler (?)A low resolution image of Emma Topolski covering her mouth in shock / amusement.
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
He looks so bad in this video I can't help but be charmed. I really like this shot in particular. I can't pull up the video for more good examples of what I like about it BECAUSE IMIN CLASS AND MAY I REITERATE. HIS BARE ASS IS THE FIRST THING YOU SEE. But trust me. It's a good video.
Ed Cares adjusting his glasses in the shower.
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I love it SO much though it's such a fun video
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I dids it :) happy Loser Thursday. These screenshots are from the video for Childcare's Hanging on The Telephone which is one of my favourite music videos ever but it's 1. hard to find 2. opens with a shot of Ed Cares' bare ass. So like. It's hard to recommend
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Which movie...
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I should dither it actually. hold on
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 17/09/2026
New layout it's literally Loser Thursday
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 16/09/2026
[OC] My contribution to the Barbican collection r/brutalism
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s playing with his tail!! Like a little kitten 🥹
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Zaphod Flagfan500 @flagfan500.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A really important thing to remember abt 9/11 is the hate crimes and wars it was caused/was used to justify + I think in conversations the Muslim, Sikh and Arab populations impacted should take as much of a forefront as those who died in the actual attacks
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 11/09/2026
YUUUP
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 11/09/2026
How do you say any of these 9/11 conspiracies out loud without feeling shameful that you are disrespecting not only the lives of those who passed away, but also the people who had to live with losing a loved one after the attacks. I wish I had any of their confidence at all because it is baffling.
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 11/09/2026
As someone who's got a special interest in 9/11 I always feel a bit weird commenting on it- but I do want to say I hope every 9/11 denialist / conspiracist experiences the same pain as the people who lost family members, friends, lovers, etc. that day tenfold
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 11/09/2026
[OC]A selection of photos I took when I was in London last month r/brutalism
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 10/09/2026
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Red Van Buskirk @redbuddi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i know ive talked about this before but i am so goddamn tired of seeing people dropping the word "schizo" in their youtube titles and thumbnails like thats a perfectly normal thing to do. did everyone just collectively forget that people with schizophrenia are, um, people? with feelings?
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 10/09/2026
OF A FATE sorry I'm in class :pray:
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 10/09/2026
And may every conservative piece of shit "debater" meet as gruesome as a fate as he did amen
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Salem @resumoggii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my birthday is in a week so if you commission me within the next 7 days I’ll throw in a quick doodle for free
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 10/09/2026
I'm flat fucking broke unfortunately but if I come across any money I am tossing it your way asap
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 10/09/2026
HEEEYYYY....WHO ARE THOSE GUYS....
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Don't know of anyone who would run it but I would love to read it if you did write it
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Takuo Matsuzawa @matsuzawa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A detail from a newly completed custom fountain pen.
A detail from a newly completed custom fountain pen.
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🦕 @foobar6401.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 07/09/2026
based linnell?
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Newton Cooper (he/it) 📻💿☎️ @frontlinedancers.co.uk · 06/09/2026
I been so busy today But . IT’S SAINT CLAIR SUNDAY BABY
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