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@frogueprince.bsky.social

496 followers 808 following 366 posts

I don't know why I'm here. Pls don't dm me with odd requests.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'd rather suck-start a shotgun than to ever download another frigging app.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Pride month is over but I'm like, still gay? What gives?

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I hereby challenge peter thiel to a bare knuckle duel at a waffle house of his choosing.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Joe Rogan is built like Scrappy-doo.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Browsing r/arethestraitsokay

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

They should impeach knoem just for holding the gun like that. I'm beginning to think the dog was a lucky shot.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

They oofed the dilbert guy to distract us from the Epstein files

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I love algorithms! I love it when my finger slips and I am shown nothing but Warhammer miniatures for the next week. The future is so cool you guys!

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

What if *we* got a regime change?

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Gingerbread Basque cheesecake. My whole house smells like a thirty dollar candle.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Marriage is just finding someone who will YES AND with you off into the sunset.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

BellWitch and breakfast burritos.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

FLUTE GUY!!!!

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

If you force me to look at your stupid spotify good boy list, then I hope you shit your pants this week.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Desperado Why don't you come to your senses In the nightmare of mensis

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Bananas? You mean my vegan hotdogs?

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Watching Blue Velvet for the first time and it's like if The Far Side had more sex in it.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Hey y'all just wanted to say the location feature is fake news. I am very Texas and all my commentary is red-blooded and American, not Russian. Yeehaw.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

You ever just paint up a cabbage to look like a 19th century banker before you eat it?

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I can only afford three locos now. Thanks Obama.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

We need to get weirder with pizza toppings.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Remember kids, it is always morally correct to cropdust fascists.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Birb

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Wisdom teeth imply the existence of intelligence and charisma teeth.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Apologies are fine, but promises are better.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Skwid

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

What if we brought back tarring and feathering a motherfucker?

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Love without accountability is enablement. Anyway I'm off the the 'hate america' rally.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

Free the World @PatriotVerity
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I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

If the Feds can cut off funding for cities because of their elected officials, then why can't we just withhold our taxes? Why should we be forced to bankroll fascism?

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

This hangs in my guest bathroom

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Gotta make the most with a busted canvas

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I'm telling you guys it's not a frog suit. That there is a real damn frog and they're bringing some old testament shit with em.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

At the risk of sounding like a wretched pervert, I can't wait to kiss my spouse on the forehead when she gets home. We may even make eye contact and share a tender embrace.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

The moon presence hates mondays

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

All things serve the beam

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I don't have an inflatable costume. Can I still come to the protest? Pwetty pwease?

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

At the age of 19 I became the Bango Skank. Life is kind of a wheel like that.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Fuck, I missed the rapture again?

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I wonder how tense the South Park writer's room is rn

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

You mean to tell me that people are DYING in the country where everybody has a bazooka? That's INSANE.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

What would John Brown do?

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Solaire Jordan

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Clots and prayers

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Dancer of the boreal valley? You mean my totally realistic transition goals?

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

That kid just had to miss, didn't he?

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

It's not waterboarding if you use Sweet Baby Ray's.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Gonna celebrate with poutine. Might get into hockey now out of sheer joy and relief.

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Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Thank you Canada. Signed, your sane neighbors trapped in the methlab.

Ugh @frogueprince.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I'm abusing Novocaine, Here in Duckburg.

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