Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They should throw Prince Andrew in a dungeon since he loves pretending it's 900 years ago 010
Reposted by FroghammerNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025The Doomsday VCR is still flashing 12:00 15510
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025How are people just now learning that America is full of nazis? I've known since George Costanza pretended to be the leader of the Aryan Union to get a free limo ride 050
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I heard they're charging Luigi Mangione with littering now, because he dropped 200 pounds of trash on the sidewalk 0569
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Working on my second album now. I think what people really want is shit no one can dance to 030
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 03/12/2023I can feel the microdose of CBD coursing through my veins, optimizing my neural pathways for maximum efficiency. I now understand the difference between there, they’re and their. Soon their will be nothing that can stop me 1302
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Having a second or even third root beer float is no big deal when you're walking the Earth a doomed man 1150
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Test scores improve by up to 10% if you put on fresh socks and underwear before the exam. It's the only advantage we have over AI 170
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2023The only thing mysterious about spontaneous human combustion is why more people don't do it 2316
Froghammer @froghammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2023There's a certain type of hunger that can only be satisfied by eating food 2315
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