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Fris Charley

@frischarley.bsky.social
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Slapping my car’s hood and saying “this thing can do 30, easy.”

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Pine & Roses @pineandroses.org · 25/09/2026
“Power sets the conditions; you do the shrinking. There may never be an order to disobey or a charge to contest. Just a smaller radius in which to be yourself” Elijah Miller, Director of Policy at Boston’s Office of Economic Opportunity & Inclusion, writes on the expansion of everyday surveillance.
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What The Flock: Prison Populists and Palantyranny - Pine & Roses
Flock Safety’s roadside cameras collect license plates, vehicle characteristics, locations, and timestamps. Pass one and your car can become a searchable
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got laid off last week, so while I apply to new jobs I’ve also been doing way more chores around the house and I think my partner is secretly happy with the situation.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We’re at a “three cold showers” level of heat here today.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is me after I take an unsinkable shit.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m going out the same way I came in: crying like a bitch
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My local corner store/deli has a rack of old comics, and boy did this catch my eye.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you ever call my onions frizzled again, I swear to god …
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What is up with Todd being a last name? It’s a first fucking name. Forget Mary Todd and Jason Todd, what about the millions of Todds out there walking along, living their lives?
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Firefighters quickly dialing up the BDN to make sure they got this detail correct.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve never been performatively anti soccer or anything but this is the first time I’ve really understood how fun it is and that’s cool I’m glad I get that now
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rotating fans are such a tease
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People who grew up poor objectively have better senses of humor. It’s just a fact. Rich people aren’t funny.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Embarrassing moments in US History: 1. This 2. Every other day, too
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Put together a little toddler ATV for the kid today. She was super excited until she realized she could make it go. Got scared and refused to ride it anymore so back to the basement it goes for another few months.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It’s Ho Chi’s 6th birthday today, we salute a great cat who isnt super cuddly, but loves to play and has a sixth sense for knowing when youre upset and will sit with you. Also, she’s only tried to scratch the kid a couple times, so not too shabby. HBD Ho Chi 🎂🥳
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me: we aren’t so different, you and I Chimp: [throws poop] Me: ha-ha, exactly
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sure, this is Thomas Massie. But you can’t tell me it also isnt Ryan Gosling after three kids and a hard decade on the bottle.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
NYT out here acting like this is news. “Higher prices hit poor people the hardest.” — ya think, bud?? We know that shit.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy May Day message🚩
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"One Way Out" Prison Escape Scene - Star Wars: Andor
YouTube video by BaronVonSexKiller
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Dude, if this whole thing ends up being us as small, interplaying expressions of the same big universal soul, and individual identity is largely a myth, I’ve got some serious questions about the direction our one soul is going.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It’s funny, the poorer I am (which is usually around this time of month), the more creative I get culinarily. Who says cheesy pasta with tuna is bad? Who says hummus and cucumber sandwiches are bad? I dare you.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Shoutout @demsocialists.bsky.social for sending me their 2026 wall calendar, which has rounded out my home office’s “socialist corner” quite nicely.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
How about this: stop hunting one of the smartest birds we have. They’re cool and awesome and extremely smart. Leave them alone
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@maineceltics.bsky.social when? 👀
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Got a 6 pc hash brown order from Dunkin but there were only 5. Was about to write a seriously worded letter, but found the 6th in the bottom of the bag. Youre lucky, Dunkin. Fuckin lucky.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
When you tell the bagel shop your name is Todd, and they confirm, “Todd?” Yes, Todd.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Looking for input from resident mafia expert from “The Outfit” podcast @osullyville.bsky.social … this is classic outfit behavior, yeah?
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Pumped to dig into this book by @lioneltrolling.bsky.social I got myself as a holiday treat. If you’re not familiar with his work but into political and cultural insights from the left, I suggest checking out his Substack.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Our kid has gone demon mode
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
One little enjoyment on cold winter days is putting on your coat and boots after they’ve been sitting in front of a heater or wood stove. That kind of warmth really hits.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
A bold step in baby-cat relations today, as our kid offers up her water bottle to Ho Chi. Will this be a step toward lasting peace, or another failed gesture that falls flat? Only time will tell.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@senangusking.bsky.social retire early old man. This spending deal YOU helped craft betrays all working class Mainers who rely on ACA tax credits to afford some semblance of healthcare. I have a small child. We’re barely getting by as is. Guess I’ll say goodbye to healthcare. Thanks, you fuck.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Took the kiddo for a morning walk and felt compelled to take advantage of the creepy season.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Loving the idea of the fire department calling the paper and being like, “well hold up, we did save SOME …”
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
No other video podcast gives you hard hitting analysis like @yourkickstartersucks.com. The hosts come prepared with serious, well thought out arguments on film and consumerism every time.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
There is a perfect movie. It’s called Sneakers. It is perfect for any occasion. Sneakers is perfect.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Got cocky and joined a pickup soccer league made up of mostly 20-somethings. I am in my late 30’s. Second match in I pull my quad early on and try to play it off like I’m cool. I wasn’t, and after 10 more minutes I had to announce I’m going home because I’m hurt. Don’t get old, kids
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Pretty sure I’m more psyched about my cat’s new water fountain than she is. I keep pointing to it saying “pretty nice, right?” But she doesn’t seem to care at all.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
A very good comrade is running for Town Council in Brunswick, Maine. She’s running on affordability, accessible transit, and much more! Please check her out and, if you live locally, consider volunteering! bsky.app/profile/ramo...
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Being kicked out of a Big Apple because I described a liquor as “autumnal”
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Riding my 1 yr old across the kitchen like she’s a worm in Dune.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Scene: a county fair. My fiancé is emerging from the porta-potty to find me and our baby somehow both covered in mustard. The soundtrack:
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My partner noticed a city worker measuring our tree in the front yard and sent me out to ask whats up. So I opened the door and said “hey big dog! Are we losing our tree?” Apparently it’s just a survey. But my partner recommended that maybe I shouldn’t call strangers “big dog” any more.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
You don’t need training to become a martial arts master. You just need a one year old tumbling toward the edge of a bed to unleash your powers.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Was talking barber shops with my buddies and realized that possibly the best haircut I ever got was at this small home front business in Vietnam where the guy spoke no English and sort of just guessed. We need more barbers guessing.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Okay hear me out. It’s me captaining a small skiff. I have four to five tourists onboard and they’re all happy. I’m bringing them out to a beautiful cliff called vagina rock. We get there and I take my cap off, smiling. “There she is. Vagina rock.” Everyone claps and loves it.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
No wonder the GOP is going HAM on gerrymandering. They wouldn’t stand a chance in a fair fight, bro.
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Fris Charley @frischarley.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Why your photographer gotta do them like that?
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