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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 2h

My dog so badly wants to go traipsing through the woods but it's not pants and long sleeves weather yet

Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 2h

That's chump behavior. I only want to do all my favorite things all the time. There will definitely never be diminishing returns on that

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 13h

I been depressed and I only got an hour of sleep I think I'm going to take another day of PTO. What do we think about that folks. I have 260 hours of PTO to spare

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 21h

Hey man how's it going how have you been? Oh that's pretty cool, oh me? Well I'm a dude

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 21h

I had a pretty healthy day, I did not snack or anything and I walked my dog way longer than usual. I'm going to drink a zero sugar root beer in bed now

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I did, the streak might end today but also I haven't eaten anything but a protein bar so there's still time

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm also single while all my friends are not but they don't have Seahawks season tickets to give me. I'm incredibly jealous

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Daytime moon pisses me off so much. You don't get paid overtime quit showing off

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think I hit myself in the head so hard on accident that I gave myself a cold

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I mean it's not like a giant wildfire doesn't threaten to consume the entire region once or twice a year right? Huntington Beach needs more M1 Abrams tanks! #M1AbramsForHuntington

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I go on Facebook every once in a while to look at marketplace and sometimes I'll see a post in the main feed from a page called some shit like "Arby's Steak Nuggets Gave Me Fibromyalgia" and there will be 4500 comments all agreeing that they think the steak nuggets from Arby's gave them fibromyalgia

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's very funny to have friends just now getting into magic the gathering and I have to be their sherpa. Welcome to this game, it is more expensive and annoying than ever and it's only going to get more expensive and annoying. And unfortunately it's my favorite game to play

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have had a bowl of protein slop every day this week so far. Should I have another today

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

She's just one of the guys. She has agreed to merge her mind with the collective consciousness and transcend antiquated human thought. With the fellas

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Get me a glob of chicken and put some sauce on it RIGHT NOW!!! ...yes wonderful... I will want to eat this or something like this every day for the rest of my life now

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm just not feeling very goated today

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Reading BYOD as "bring your own dick" and wondering what people were doing before it was implemented

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Deploying spike strips on the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is towing enforced on this? I don't have my credentials on me

Sign in front of gas station parking spots that reads "RESERVED PARKING FOR THE WORLD'S BEST GRANDPA"

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey man how was your weekend? Oh nice, yeah I mostly just trapped myself in a prison of my own making, pretty low key

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That's my favorite super smash bros character

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sports social media is not going to be happy with us. But uhh... Go hawks

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This has been a very evil NFL week so far... Go Seahawks...

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm hearing reports they have a guy named Zach Galifianakis playing quarterback for the commanders right now

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It wasn't bad of course, it was just long. I can barely get through reading a normal length book

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I never finished east of eden I wonder if I should just watch the new netflix thing like a true dumbass

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Making an exquisite culinary innovation and naming it The Chewed Guy

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I passed by a Chaotic Good White Boy Party while walking my dog. They were upset that UNC lost but a couple of the white boys pet my dog in the yard while I went in their garage and threw some celebrity shots in the beer pong game they were playing. I missed both shots unfortunately

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm going to talko bell for lunch. They don't have the Olivia Rodrigo drink so I'm doing the next best thing and eating wet grass out back to make myself throw up like a dog

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am made depressed by every season, this is nothing new to me

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just came up with the idea of breakfast..now I'm going to go get some breakfast

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was trying to find this a couple of weeks ago lmao

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Weird Al I have some ideas, text me. If anyone knows Weird Al could you ask him to text me

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it's what I was put on this earth to be

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm like a sort of guy on the computer

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm not super precious about the fire emblem series and haven't really played one for long since the GBA but I'm playing the new one in little chunks before bed and liking it. I have one coworker who is a psycho about these games and is threatening to make me like it less

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Music history fact: the hit Taylor Swift song "22" was written about how she was feeling 22

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I cannot tell you how close to home this hits, in middle and high school I so frequently fell asleep around 2-3am on the second run of adult swim that I discovered in my 20s family guy was burned into my brain as a pavlovian sleep trigger

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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me and my dog are tearing through a pack of salami if you want to come over. There might be a couple of slices of salami left by the time you get here but you should probably bring some of your own honestly

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