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Michellecee7

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417 followers 452 following 565 posts

Get your coat. We’re going. Keep your porn-y pages and follower count campaigns to yourself. K?

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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every picture of Paxton looks like Otis Campbell with a face lift.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Why does every flunky 🍊💩🐷 appoints to an inappropriate position look like a canned ham?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I reviewed a resume for someone who worked in the White House during the Biden admin. TIL The White House set their LinkedIn “company logo” to 🍊💩🐷’s stupid scowling photo. 🤢 How can he love himself, someone so unlovable?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@hcrichardson.bsky.social Heather Coz Richardson’s sane, literal readings of 🍊💩🐷’s chaos quotes give me hope.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/04/2026
I just want to point out that the WHCD took place in a ballroom. Holding it in a different ballroom wouldn’t make it safer. The administration chose not to designate the WHCD as a “National Special Security Event.” That’s the difference.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Mar-Kwayne looks like he knows some stuff his conscious is struggling with.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Jeopardy is doing great work this season of making sure viewers know the awful things this 🍊💩🐷 regime is doing without using a heavy hand, just facts.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The GOP to the press:
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What's Noem's "I got fired today" costume gonna look like?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is he still flapping his gums? A regular Fidel Castro we’ve got here.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/02/2026
What I want is someone in the corner like an ASL translator just doing jerking-offf motions the entire time.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Cashmeracle! Johnny, you slay me.
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 27/01/2026
While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Cleaned my desk drawer today.
Modified “Yes She Can” Harris Walz campaign button to “Yes She Could’ve”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/01/2026
Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
He’s giving me an eye twitch
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
How soon till the networks cut away
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Stop posting 🍊💩🐷's screed making the tragic murder of the Reiners all about himself. Rob and Michele deserve better from all of us. Stop letting 🍊💩🐷 take control of every news story in no way connected to him.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Now that Stanley cups are passé, this will be the next water “bottle” trend.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Now we find the road block they've been working on all these weeks. Wouldn't it be nice if the GOP worked half as hard on a healthcare plan as they do on protecting pedophiles. Congratulations, Rep. Grijalva
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Attorney General Jennifer Davenport @newjerseyoag.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Our team in the Department of Law and Public Safety is committed to ensuring our elections are safe, secure, and fair. Run into issues while voting? Call the NJ Secretary of State toll-free: 1-877-NJ-VOTER. Have evidence of an election crime? Contact OPIA: 1-844-OPIA-TIPS.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
How to answer a loaded question. (This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Morning Joe opened with a sound bite - 🍊💩🐷’s take on No Kings. Who cares? Then 5 minutes of college football chatter. A good reminder of why I haven’t watched these court jesters since last national Election Day.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The new CBS News is getting access to newsmakers like never before.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Amazon Fresh won’t let you use iPhone Smart-pay in store. God forbid one billionaire company pay a fee to another billionaire company. #cheapbastard
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 10/10/2025
Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Psychopathy is really having its moment.
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WXPN @wxpnfm.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And to kick off the voting to celebrate (and for a little inspiration), we're doing an Under Cover Weekend - playing cover songs all weekend long. Voting ends 10/30, so start working on your top ten lists to send in.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
How many military retirements will this trigger?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@govmurphy.bsky.social Can we do this in NJ?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Anybody know what next week’s manufactured crisis will be? I wanna get the right outfit before the rush. #manufacturedoutrage #rightwingdistractions
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
All those kids from around the world for the Little League World Series are so brave to come to the US with ICE on the hunt for anyone they can kidnap.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Did Hobby Lobby have a sale on sparkly decals?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
@taskmaster.tv With every letter opened in Wolf Hall Season 2, I anticipate the reader saying “You’re time starts now.” So much disappointment.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
One day Apple will finally fix their timer to not spontaneously revert to Radial when you’ve selected and saved “stop playing”.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Imagine if Madeleine Albright showed up for work in extensions.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I shouldn’t be surprised that so many are auditioning for the role of Himmler.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Wouldn’t it be easier to deport all the people who can’t tolerate non-citizens?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
How do I make the Royal Match ads stop? Their relentlessness is why I’ll never download it.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
They want you focused on the former President so you aren’t focused on the current President. That sums up the current level of gaslighting in America.
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Because he's from Chicago, how soon does the GOP/right wing backlash start? Will it be minutes or hours?
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Michellecee7 @freshe.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
When 🍊💩🐷 refers to our “great Vice President” (May 6 @hcrichardson.bsky.social pod), it’s a tell that he doesn’t know the VP’s name. 🛋️
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 02/05/2025
Good morning. DOGE is fake and not a real agency. Please quit pretending it’s real
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