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Etienne

@frenchewokking.bsky.social
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I'm a real life lore keeper, super-earth's silliest soldier, a father, The Gordon Ramsey of Bombs, King of the People's Republic of Endor, and shitposter.

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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The forest wisps have told me that the treaty Estragal will no longer be honored.
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A gripe I have with low fantasy is that it claims to portray medieval times more accurately than high fantasy but then you look inside the box and it's just perpetuating every myth about the medieval era
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2026 got gamers feeling like
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After playing Wolverine I can say the ps5 still has no games
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@attisboy.bsky.social Look at the top comment. It kills me every time www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChyI...
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MYRTLE BEACH | OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO (FEAT. KYLE GORDON)
YouTube video by OCT
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got money saved for ace combat 8. Can't wait for silly plane anime 8
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chinese History is basically just "Minor civil war" *Looks inside* 40 million people dead
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
POV: You live in Appalachia and ww3 started
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Half-Life 2 is gonna be 22 years old this November btw
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry has escaped to the one place not corrupted by capitalism
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They leaked a game and there talking like they just triggered a core melt down at a nuclear plant. Buddy you leaked gta 6 stop talking like you did the world a big service
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Forest Gnomes told my daughter the ancient blood pact is null and void. My ancestors face when they remember the sacking of Glorbash during the Gnomish blood crusade
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Helldivers 2 factions Cyborgs/Automatons: Leave us alone and there will be peace Terminids: We are hungry and want freedom from the farms The illuminate: B I L L I O N S
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My wife found out you can now hug the SEAF soldiers and she loves how happy they are when you do
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The rest of the world watching all of Europe fucking kill each other because some of them decided to be protestant instead
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing screams America than fucking up some Germans in a Sherman tank in a game
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Life is too short to pretend you don't fuck with that 2010's white girl music
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My favorite form of acting and performance art will forever be comedy. And no not the sarcasm comedy that's been shoved down our throat since the start of the millennium
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm from Whoville and I say kill the grinch
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The fact that there is no Indiana Jones animated series currently ongoing is a crime. FUCKING HIRE ME I'LL GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HISTORY BASED TREASURE FOR HIM TO FIND
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today marks the signing of the treaty of bukakistan that ended the great orange war. The deadliest and most destructive war that me and my gaming group ever fought in Civ 6
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tropico 6 is the best city builder cause I can send my political enemies to Mars. You didn't vote for me. Have fun staring at rocks all day fucko
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If I was world leader I would 100% launch a nuke if it was for a bit. Ask any friend of mine they'll say I would
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@attisboy.bsky.social You have an obligation to just pull one of these at shan today
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Yakuza series is beloved and does this every game. Unless some weird people thinks they literally hand model Kamurocho and Sotenbori over and over again every game. I'd even say it's okay to reuse assets in the same game Bioware reused Tali's model for every female quarian in mass effect
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My daughter after changing something on her birthday list every day
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@attisboy.bsky.social @highwaywildcard.bsky.social Elder Scrolls dark elf lore in a nutshell www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgOC...
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I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ARGONIANS
YouTube video by burialgoods
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I will eat a pineapple in your general direction and you can not stop me. You have been warned.
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
First entry into this thread but non-historians giving history lectures pisses me off. My brother in christ you are a polysci major podcaster. I want to hear from someone who actually knows what there talking about.
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Found a old skate video I filmed that shows me committing actual crimes. Shame too I did some sick shit in this one
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How every argument with the boys go
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
More evidence of steam being a monopoly simply because it's competition can't stop shooting itself in the foot
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
GO AHEAD MOTHER FUCKER TAKE A BITE OUT OF THIS AND TELL ME THAT GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL WHEN THE MELTED CHEESE BURNS YOUR MOUTH AND I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING TOAST IT
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"GlObAl WaRmInG iSn'T rEaL." MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YESTERDAY I MADE A NORMAL HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH AND IT TURNED INTO FUCKING HAM MELT IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
These back to back heatwaves every fucking summer is gonna make me crash out. If I ever see a oil magnate i'm gonna have a fucking winter soldier episode
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Excited for Planet Zoo 2. We can have little ocean critters in our zoo's now
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
She Benedict on my Arnold until I hand over west point
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fucking 40 degree's predicted for tomorrow. Yeah no nature you can take that and fuck right off
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chinese history is such a trip. Man fails imperial examinations 4 times and becomes sick. Comes to the only logical conclusion that he failed because he's the brother of Jesu Christ. 20-100 million people die.
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump supporters would give Sauron the one ring
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My life for a Star trek theme park
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh long will it be before the UK just grabs a random person off the street and says "Oi you. Take a crack at it."
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If there isn't some ace combat shit being pulled in Star Wars: Starfighter I will be very upset
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ever since I watched the Sopranos Capicola will forever be gabagool
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sent this in my works group chat with no context
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They gave an ogre the Gen Z haircut
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The first Helldivers 2 campaign is here and it's called Census Thunder. I like it
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Accidentally started the clone wars in Stellaris. Oops.
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Etienne @frenchewokking.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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