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Chris Gardner

@freestylecoder.bsky.social
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I'm like the digital Lorax, I speak for the binary trees.

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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
115-ish hours in for the "true ending," so another 10-ish hours for that playthrough. Could have gone quicker, but I used the "B-Team" so I could max their levels. Now, finally, for the post-game.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ending 2 reached after about 10 hours, leaving our running total a little over 95 hours. Now for the true ending and the post-game / 100%. This one will take some time.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I sent you a DM
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#hugops
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YAS! I've often said I'd be perfectly happy paying 1/3 less for 1/2 the food...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
85 hours into #EtrianOdyssey3HD, and I beat the first story line. There are 3 endings to the main game, but the New Game+ is pretty generous for getting to the other 2.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wow, this has been a tough week for icons...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I mean, I can't remember the name of a single song, but I don't know EXACTLY who they are.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New place. My kids are notoriously "risk adverse" when it comes to food, so it's one of the few times I can get them to try some place new without complaints too much.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is it just me, or did people get ahold of Claude and completely forget troubleshooting 101?
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's been 10 years, and I still haven't deleted my dad's contact info.from my phone. Every once in a while, when my mom calls me from her house, it shows his name. Still gets me...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whelp, I can officially say it. OmegaMart is insane ...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At a pool tournament, in Vegas, wearing my Modern Rogue "Sheboygan Style" T-shirt. IYKYK. I think @jason-murphy.bsky.social would be proud...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why did y'all not warn me how hot it would be in the desert in August...?
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't say when, or even if, I'll be the one playing on any given match, but I'll be mostly the one holding down the stream if I'm not the one playing.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I leave tomorrow to go complete (with my team) in the 9-ball World Pool Championship. Think happy thoughts for me. Also, I'm going to try to stream the matches on my Twitch page, so follow me on there, if you're interested. I know our first match is 7PM EST on Tuesday.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh, so it wasn't just me...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gah, Apple just tricked me into upgrading my iPad to v26. Ok, let's see how bad this can really be ...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are you going to be escorted by armed security so you don't just take it all ...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Most of her albums are closer to brat. Her first two are way different. First one (can't remember the name off my head) is a witch house album, and the second, Sucker, is alt-rock.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've found I love about every third album from her. The rest generally have a song or two I like, but about every third album I love. This was a good one. Last one was How I'm Feeling Now...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am VERY good at using chopsticks. I have no idea how they do it with whatever the description on the package says. It makes no sense to me. However, I will add that I've never seen anyone use chopsticks like I do...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All I want ... is an install of #Linux ... that doesn't brick when I run updates ... Is this really too much to ask? Yes, it is on old hardware, but not ancient hardware.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I started getting those years ago...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wait, what? What do you mean I'm 50. I just turned 20 *checks notes* 30 years ago ... Fuuuuuuu...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don't think I'm any less a member of the community. I just may have to be the isolated guru on the mountain top for a bit 😂
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I never even knew GH Pro was a thing, so I probably won't notice that 😂
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One of the things I'm working on in the background is a series of videos where I write my own blog site, trying to be as cheap as possible. Now I REALLY don't have the crutch of free credit, so it works out.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I will miss the #VisualStudio license, though 😬
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In what was a surprise to no one, I was not renewed as an #MVPBuzz for this year. I've accepted the life changes I've had to make since the divorce, and withdrawing some from the community was part of it. However, I'm still here doing my thing, and y'all are with me, so I'm good.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I just have to get back up to Seattle sometime. (And, why you never re-follow me here? Love ya, chica...)
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have dibs on expert drums!
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Depends. Do you mean like open source contributions? Then, no. Do you mean managers that used to be engineers that think they're "helping?" More often than I'd like...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Whelp, I tried. Sorry #LinuxMint, but after about a week of beating my head against the wall to get a stable system, I finally fell back to #Ubuntu. You do get a small pass, as I tracked part of it down to a flaky network adapter, but Mint still never survived the initial update cycle.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And, after between 255 and 260 hours, I finally 100%ed #EtrianOdyssey2HD on expert. (It is, notoriously, the hardest in the series because of the leveling system, so 3 shouldn't take that long...)
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Who do I know in Vegas? I'll probably be over there for a bit in mid-August
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My problem is I still check both. Out of habit, I check the bird app before the butterfly app. If I see something there, I respond, but then don't respond over here...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That is both funny and infuriating...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I really need to post more, so I'll say this: After many years of trying, my 9-ball finally won the qualification tournament and will be competing in the APA World Championships later this summer. Wish me luck, y'all...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Of course.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
w00t. Already have it queued, but probably won't get to hit play until lunchtime.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It MMEEEE! Y'all come see me.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Oh, those are awesome. Wish I could be there.
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hey skeeps. I started working on a #dotnet library to test built in interfaces for semantic purpose. Right now, it's shoehorned into another project (which is what's using it.) Are enough people interested in this idea to spin it off to its own project?
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I dream of the day I can let my #Linux box run updates without it requiring me to reinstall the entire operating system... #sigh
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I would say I just spent an hour that I'll never get back at USPS getting absolutely no help, but I think I was just in a Monty Python skit...
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Chris Gardner @freestylecoder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Me, looking at a 3400 line #FSharp test file I need to convert to #CSharp: Ugh, there are not enough RegExs for this...
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PJ Hagerty @aspleenic.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
In personal news, I’m on the job market again. If you need DevRel leadership or just a solid Dev Advocate with over 15 years of experience, hit me up - pj at devrelate dot io I’m also available for contract gigs
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