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@freelancebeatings.bsky.social
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"Oh look, a random civilian we can brutalize! Being cops is great!" Literate Max from Sam and Max

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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 2h
@apprenticetiger-rp.bsky.social "Oh hey! A tiger! I think I arrested one of your before at Ted E. Bear's Mafia Free Playland and Casino! Surprisingly it was full of Mafia!"
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 2h
"Well, I'll have you know, I was also in the hit franchise star wars! Doesn't that count for anything? I just want to brutalize some reploids, Zero! Don't make me join Repliforce, those guys are LAME!"
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 22h
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 23h
@psychicoutcaaast.bsky.social "Oh, hey, it's Jean! You're one of those avengers or whatever! You know I was a superhero once! And the president! Got any cool fun stories you could tell me? Ideally ones with lots of destruction and violence?"
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 23h
@wilynumberinfinity.bsky.social "Well hello my red friend! My name Max, and I'm recently unemployed from my job as freelance police! You look like you could use a new sidekick, I'm cute, cuddly and legally considered a feral animal in several countries!"
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 23h
It's showtime
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 23h
So, this is Nikto, AKA Etna and all those other accounts I abandoned. It seems the drama is over and I can finally return. I'm starting small with this funny little goober, but eventually I'll go back to Etna and others. I'm looking forward to writing with you!
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Sam & Max Sam And Max
ALT: Sam & Max Sam And Max
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 23h
Oh boy, I wonder what criminals, ne'er do wells and other ruffians I can accost for misdemeanors today!
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𝄞 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ~ ! @infernal-circuitry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
❛ 𝘌𝘕𝘋𝘜𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀𝙎 , 𝘔𝘖𝘚𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘞𝘏𝘐𝘊𝘏 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙈𝙀 ! ❜ 🎻 12+ уєαяѕ σf яσℓєρℓαуιиg єχρєяιєи¢є . 🎻 иσ тαвσσ α¢¢συитѕ . 🎻 иσ вιgσтяу . 🎻 иσ αι-gєиєяαтє∂ ¢σитєит . 🎻 вє ραтιєит fσя яєρℓιєѕ . 🎻 ℓєω∂ ιи ∂мѕ . 🎻 fяιєи∂ℓу мυи . 🎻 иєυтяαℓ мυѕє . 🎻 ωαяиιиg - gяαρнι¢ тнємєѕ . 🎻 ѕєяισυѕ . 🎻 ¢яα¢к . 🎻 αиgѕт .
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Robot Devil Plays Violin in Futurama
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Wow! The economy must really be in shambles in a critically endangered species entire head is less than the brand new call of duty!"
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
✦ ❝ Well, there I am. Conker, the 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. King of 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙡𝙡 the la —   ❞ ⁽ ᵃ ʷᵃᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃˢʰ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ⸴ ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ⁾ ✦ ❝ Huh ? You aren't s`pposed to be here yet — ❞
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wanton destruction is my favorite type of destruction, it reminds me of wonton soup, and you can't beat criminals on an empty stomach!
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𝙇𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 @freelancebeatings.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Oh boy, senseless acts of violence are my favorite!" #MVRP #OCRP #LITRP #ValveRP #TF2RP Unhinged, uninhibited and near psychotic, Max enjoys violence and tends to prefer the aggressive way of solving problems.
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