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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨

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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 11h
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ Seeing my follower notifs go off is terrifying bc not only does a bigger audience want to see my conker shenanigans, its also a Lot of the mvrp verse thats never really paid too much notice prior LOL
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 11h
  ✦【 Oh Why did he offer Drugs to a Teenager. Especially a Teenage Girl under her first bout of psychosis and feminine rage. 】 Ehrm. Uh, didn't. Didn't schools teach`ya `bout — D.A.R.E. —.ᐣ  
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Conker The Squirrel Says Oh Oh
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 11h
  ✦ ❝ This. Ehm. Fella seems to get it, I'll say — we ran outta game processin` buget, so I had to resort to, uh, typin` my dialogue out ! `Sides, is it reeeally a bad fur day with the Fourth Wall ? ❞ ✦【 Aka. The gimmick is the 4th wall never existed and he interacts as he does in game. 】  
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Conker The Squirrel Face
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 11h
  Sounds like a strand of the good kush. Or, uh. Maybe not, ya never know.  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 11h
  ✦ ❝ No, no, ya got it all wrong now. 𝙄'𝙢 Conker, y'know. The Squirrel. But ah, the guy behind this account is Midas — or, ehm, the big M as I call `im. ❞  
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Conker The Squirrel Me You Mean
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 19h
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ MARIGOLD FORTNITE ?!?!?!? GoD. GOD. Now im remembering when i wrote midas. It made things very. Confusing
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 20h
  ✦【 A slight lean in, he'd take note of the movement, 】 ✦ ❝ Mhmm . . . Ya shifted now, that's real uh. The opposite of unassumin`. Then again — ❞ ✦【 He's rarely sober, so he May or May not wobble on occasions. 】 ✦ ❝ — I ain't too good at standin` straight or still, anyhoo. ❞ ✦【 Anxiety  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 20h
  ✦【 Staring into the camera like in the office. 】 Welllllll, ahm. I'll have to pass, uh. I got a gal I'm lookin for, Berri. But uh. Somehow, that's the tamest thing I've `eard so far.  
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Conker The Squirrel Happy
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 20h
​  I feel like. You'd probe me or somethin` like an alien, so I'm gonna say yeah. ( She gives me vibes of that Xenomorph I fought, but. Scarier. )  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 21h
  ✦ ❝ Right. You look, real unassuming — like. Like you could hide somethin` in plain sight, fella. Not that its good or bad, or. Whateva — but`cha'd be good at it. ❞ ✦ ❝ But, what do I know ? Must sound crazy there. ❞  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 21h
  Okay. Sure, we can go with that.  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 23h
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ Conker is a very silly muse to me, as At a glance, people have told me i come across as very nonchalant ( not like modern nonchalant, Nothing bothers me ) Or i seem very focused and stern Ans kinda can come across as a scary teacher when they arent used to how flat my tone can be. Or the
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ Erm lms for conker's first thoughts on your muse ? Comment, however, for him to comment on YOU. 🫵
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  . . . I heard shrimp was here and was, ehm. Expecting a seafood boil. Y'know, for me an` the boys. Uhm. Didn't. Didn't realize that was your, uh, name. ( Now I'm cravin` some . . . )  
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Conker The Squirrel in Blue Hoodie
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Hey. Look, pal. I was answerin` your questions now. . . . However, you can, ehh, get me to ϟ☠︎︎꩜★ϟ off if you, uhm. Y'know. Slide me a wad of moolah.  
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Money Squirrel Dollars: Cartoon with Dollar Eyes
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ Erm lms for conker's first thoughts on your muse ? Comment, however, for him to comment on YOU. 🫵
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Why do ya wanna know, pal ?  
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Conker Conker The Squirrel
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ Uhm. Given we just met, and this is my, well, first time seein` ya . . . I only now know that. ❞  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ My fave thing so far is replying ic ooc bc hes too self aware LOL
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Talk to the big man upstairs. Or uhm. The writer's room. They made squirrels get away with it, yep.  
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Conker The Squirrel in Blue Hoodie
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Oh hey, that's me ! Ah, glad to see I got a real nice spot there. But. Thr M for mature label exists there for ah, reasons. Yeh. Unless ya, ahm, wanna play my ol` Pocket Tales ( don't ) .  
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Conker The Squirrel Face
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Ol` reaper Gregg said this to me once. Or like. Uhm. 17 times.  
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#447. . .Lacey @beezy-bees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
evie♡ Sorry sir
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  I, ehm, think you'd be pissed too with the kinda day I'm havin, pal.  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Conker Conker The Squirrel
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Oh, ah. Hello there, um. Looks like the script name says Evie there, right . . . But heh. Oh. Absolutely it was wild, ah — y'know. Big N was 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙡𝙡𝙡 mad at out shenani — . . . Wait. There's, ahm. 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀 flower ϟ☠︎︎꩜★ϟ'ers ? Pardon my, erh, Fr*nch.  
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Conker The Squirrel's Popped Eyeball
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Hey. Come`re . . . Uh. Might need to lean a bit, or uh. ✦【 Can he climb on this guy or is that rude. Though, he doesn't want to humiliate himself, 】 . . . It's only illegal .ᐟ If ya get caught .ᐟ ✦【 Wink. 】  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Either Misses the Queen Bee got a new look, or there's a new gal in the hive. ✦【 He means 447. 】 Oh man. Still hopin` uh. That last with hive politics time was the, uh, final one . . .  
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Conker The Squirrel in Blue Hoodie
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Oh. Oh that's a sentient Telly, oh. Uhm. Anyone think I can get him to play some . . . sports ? I got some bettin` to ah, catch up on.  
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Conker The Squirrel Face
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦【 He's taking the box. Carefully examining it. Absolutely critical. A sniff even. What the hell is he doing. 】 Yepp, ah, that's real 2000s, uh, cardboard alright. Back when I was dealing with the big N, `n all. Not that other game, oh no, ough. A mess.  
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Conker the Squirrel from Conker's Bad Fur Day
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Oh hey, that's, ahm, me .ᐟ Seems my name is spreadin` now.  
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Conker the Squirrel's Money Eyes
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ Genuinely speaking, i think this is the funniest thing i could have done for an acc credits section
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Hey. I worked hard by platforming my way to get my cash. I ain't sharin`. Nope. Nuh uh.  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦【 Staring into the camera like he's in the office, 】 ✦ ❝ Um. Hi. ❞ ✦ ❝ . . . Do I, er, know you ? 'Cause I'd say a little birdie told me otherwise, but uh, ya seem t` be right `ere. ❞  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  Uhm, ah, right. Account's all finished, and uh, we managed to do this on a shoestring budget. Now, uh. Share that pinned or, eh — even this post ? I got big plans, `n big plans require a bit of moolah, hehe. ( Tricking all of youse for some free advertisement while big boss M sleeps ) .  
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Conker The Squirrel Conker'S Bad Fur Day
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
- Sex Jokes / subject matter - Nudity - Violence - Gore - Harm of others - Death - Profanity - Fuck, however, will be censored as [ ϟ☠︎︎꩜★ϟ ] . - Body horror - Drugs / alcohol
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
- MAJOR UNREALITY TW. - YOU WILL BE INTERACTED WITH OOC IC IF YOU MENTION CONKER. - IM BEING SERIOUS.
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IV. Conker is a gag character, thus is OP by nature of being. Do not fight him, he will simply pull out a Context-Sensitive Button. He's Bugs Bunny levels of trickster. +
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
III. This muse is extremely edgy, crass, and dark humoured. I am extremely progressively minded however, so muse ≠ mun. +
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
II. MDNI as all hell. We are not pulling your parents not reading the warning label. They did that to me with Conker. It's why we're here.
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I. Read my rules. This is a more casual version of said rules, however, they still apply.
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ So this will be way more casual than my typical account shenanigans. Midas, +21, he / they transmasc lesbian, mixed Latino. I'm an artist, writer, musician, anything artsy, been doing RP for over 18 years and counting. I'm also very, very busy.
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
𝖬𝖨𝖣𝖠𝖲✦ Genuinely speaking, i think this is the funniest thing i could have done for an acc credits section
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ Credits ? We just started ! 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵`𝘤𝘩𝘢 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝘴𝘵𝘢 — ❞  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ . . . That aside, `cause I've got a history with studio bigwigs breathin` down my neck, uhm. Here's a list of what you'll see — that M rating comes for a reason, heh. ❞  
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Soldier Conker in Conker's Bad Fur Day
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ Oh. You wanna know `bout me ? Oh man, uh, well, sit down. It'll take a bit. But first, I'm wonderin : ❞  
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Conker Conker The Squirrel
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ Mr. Script - writer ? I think you folks call `em an account admin ? Yeah, here's info on him. Ugh. Piece of work changin` it up on me, I tell ya. ❞  
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Conker The Squirrel in Blue Hoodie
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ Everything's sorted `ere for your convenience. Y'know, the handly old Context-Sensitive Pad ! Step on, or uh, click. ❞  
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
  ✦ ❝ Okay, so — right here we got the manual `n rules from the big M . . . Uh. Micro - 𝙬𝙝𝙤 .ᐣ No, no, the guy writin the script. ❞  
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Conker The Squirrel Face
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✦. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙧`𝙨 @realbadfurday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
✦ ❝ Well, there I am. Conker, the 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. King of 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙡𝙡 the la —   ❞ ⁽ ᵃ ʷᵃᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃˢʰ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ⸴ ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ⁾ ✦ ❝ Huh ? You aren't s`pposed to be here yet — ❞
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