fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hate the portmanteau "voluntold." Stop pretending like your inability to handle peer pressure as an adult absolves you of having make a decision yourself. 020 2
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/09/2026(I had to edit down the bad response; it was originally even longer and more annoying, but character limits stopped me lol) 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And the following is not: - Hey Squiqule fans! Want to get your Squique on? We know a thing or two about S to the Q (haha). Remember to update your app regularly to keep everything "squirquing" correctly and we can't wait to keep delivering more high-quality content to you! - The Squirqule team 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dear app devs: Only nerds (like me) read the update notes. Most people just turn on auto-update. That means the following are acceptable notes: - [empty] - Bug fixes and performance improvement. - [List of changes] 220 2
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I sure wish I could just decide that I don't like doing my job and take a recess until after midterms. If that's how the government runs, tell me why should I even pay taxes? 020 2
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So many women's dating profiles mention that they're "the funniest person" and I think that might be a red flag, but I don't know what for. 011 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Psyched for a physical copy; this game looks great! 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Tarantino would have more success if he weren't obsessed with defeat. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Can't wait to see what our limp-dick agreement with Iran is. Trump is weak. Just going on record saying our president is a whiny, shitty little man. 011 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Dunno when you most recently watched The Brave Little Toaster, but the appliances mostly hate eachother, and the movie opens with them bullying the air conditioner to death and saying "he was mean anyway." 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 22/05/2026But "Google", "Yahoo", and "Bing" sound so professional? 3220 22
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/05/2026This is not clever, witty satire; it's just a lie that hurts the cause. 110 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/05/2026When it's posted out of context, as if true, satire like this is *only* detrimental. People who hate Trump already hate Trump. People who don't jump on it as fake news (and are actually right for once) and are that much less likely to listen to the real issues in the future. 110 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Awesome, time for Ben Schwartz on Game Grumps again! 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I played drums once but there were no repercussions. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What is 4DX? IGN, stop running content exactly as marketers feed it to you. It's your job as journalists to give us context. 120 2
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 27/04/202690s Movie 2: In a Big City This Time 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 12/04/2026How does the existence of rap music hurt you? 110 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Someone explain to me why we allow our congress to be "out of session?" It's a year-round job; it should be up to leadership to make sure quorum is maintained at all times. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Did I wake up in the Upside Down? I don't recognize a single company or game in this article (outside of TikTok). 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Time for more layoffs. Profit in short term is the only important thing. 010 1
Reposted by @fredwallace54.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/01/2026"It's too dark, and it has too much plants," Brian Wilson said. The other Forest Boys nodded. They'd have to find a new name. 019626 196
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I think you're on the wrong platform buddy. Your "humor" would kill on Twitter! 030 3
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Breath of the Wild's overworld. 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Or rather, decline into fascism. 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Remember just a few years ago when the rhetoric was "a few bad apples," instead of shittily gaslighting us about "domestic terrorists"? Jesus the fascist decline happens fast. 100 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Yeah only through remote play is wild. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Nick Wilde could go on forever.... 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I love when simple order confirmation emails use shock language. Minding my business ordering some mustache wax and get a "Brace Yourself For Imminent Goodness" message. 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 19/11/2025BRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM holy shit that muscle car just hit 17mph did you see that. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Every year V For Vendetta is a more depressing watch and a more prescient story. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Documentation doesn't mention codecs, so expect laggy, low-quality audio over Bluetooth. 100 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Blaming your partner company is such bad form. 060 6
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 20/10/2025... And then he goes on to say developers all should use generative AI. 030 3
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I was against kings before it was cool. 040 4
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 17/10/2025The next RE game should be called "Resident Evil: sIX" to keep the Roman numeral theme and confuse the hell out of people. 010 1
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 09/10/2025This is a bad take. Having more options is better. 000 0
fredwallace54.bsky.social @fredwallace54.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I'm creating a Wordle variant where you have one guess to pick the one-letter word of the day. Try it out in the comments below! 010 1
