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Fred G. Sanford

@fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social
1.3K followers 961 following 2.9K posts

Wake me up when he finally dies. I rescue animals, listen to the Dead, and promote concerts. Love everyone except Fascists and Republicans.

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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 51m
The Lizard People wearing skin suits are real.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 52m
Apparently, the Dude You're Getting A Dell kid grew up and transitioned.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soon OTA TV and radio will be all Jesus all the time. Thats the plan. That why ETA and Salem are buying all the free antenna signals. #project2025
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoopsies!
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear Joe and Mika, If Iran attacks San Diego and Los Angeles, it will be 100% all your fault for gargling Trump's balls the day after the election. @msnownews.bsky.social
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MSNOW is showcasing the Republican 28 candidates and their challenges this am and what they have to do to win. In the majority of states, you wouldn't even know if a Democrat is running for election in 30 days.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TALARICO... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON NATIONAL NFL ADS WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT LOCAL INSERT IN EVERY MARKET IN TEXAS FOR HALF THE FUCKING PRICE.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unless they raise the price of Prime to 664 bucks a year Amazon is actually the only one affected by the cost of shipping.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We dont need an election, we need a revolution.
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Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
ALT: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Special Counsel Jack Smith has proof beyond reasonable doubt that "President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation." Republicans are protecting a traitor. And for what? WHY???
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He needs to be Solemani'ed not impeached.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every one of them and their living decendants need to suffer for the rest of their lives lives. Their last names should be infamous for generations bringing only humiliation and pain to the children, grandchildren. and generations of future great grand children of these degenerate fucks.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week's "stupid thing Trump did" on a weekend to control the media narrative over the folllowing week. Democratic candidates and MSM desperately feel the need to talk about anything else besides the crimes the Republicans are commiting.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda sad that Debbie Dingle can't clearly lay out any Democratic plans if they win. We are so fucked in November.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bullshit. It's political cover. The equivilent of "please dont throw me in the briar patch" to make sure the gullible Florida RINOs dont change to Blue for this election.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember if you get Covid or another infectious disease, it is your duty to go spread it to these chuds anyway you can. Be a patriot Typhoid mary. Make your last days on earth worthwile by taking out as many of these chodes as possible.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You mean the moronic cunt who is in charge of the US educational system and is only famous because she married a drunken rapist and wrestling promoter didnt just let them in?
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too bad we cannot use the word retarded anymore. This is literally an example of its definition.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why dont we just run Netanyahu instead of an Isreali surrogate?
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got a job interview in an hour! Wish me luck!
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Man Carries 27 Mugs of Beer at Oktoberfest
ALT: Man Carries 27 Mugs of Beer at Oktoberfest
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a former Texan, I just wanted to let y'all know that private equity has destroyed Whataburger. I have never had a worse-tasting Whataburger than at the Mebane, NC location. Utter shit. The fries were limper than Trump's tiny peen. Sad. First they came for Chuy's, now they've ruined Whataburger
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iran no, but Russia dreamed of this a long time ago.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fucking useless prick.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen, The next vice president of the United States.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He could fall asleep on 5th avenue and nobody would care.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am so starting an Indulgence sales website to get in on some of the MAGA rube money before the Nazi Christains steal it all.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yall are giving her so much airtime that Trump is going to replace JD Vance with her
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lauren Boebert joins the Mile High Club!
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The spokesman for Ethos.com on Sirius/XM sounds like a person who killed his entire family for the insurance benefits.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trans people and Illegal Aliens in MIssissippi sure look different from the stereotypes.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GardaWorld which has been contracted by ICE to use their armored cars for deportions is a Canadian company.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They won't but they should fill the empty space whre White House reporting would run with stories about the Epstein Files.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those hours in the morning before he posts, when the glorious chance of a great new day rises ahead with the possibility that he is dead, lying in a pool of his own filth.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did Pam "shit on your nose" Bondi and Kristy Puppy Killer Noem ever leave their free housing at Ft. McNair?
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Hoecat Sough Park
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was it Alito or was it Thomas who suggested that?
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeren doing an impression of his PR agent after he went off script again.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
isnt Boiling AFB, a helicopter and drone base, literally across the street from where he wants to put his Arc de Toddler?
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oprah needs to be deported for creating the Nazi fucks.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That would mean that they have values and morals. They don't.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe today will be the day he dies. Lying in a stinky heap on top of Natalie in a feccid pool of his own human waste while Walt Nuata wails and cries like Samuel L Jackson in Django Unchained.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When your publicist as well as all of the executives in your industry support killing children over making money you get shitty, poorly written tripe like this.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mika is going to have bend over and let Trump come in with the vasaline (IYKYK - #hamhands) to get @ms.now their access back
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
because that would be denying the sycophantic media the attention they crave.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What do they tell the parents? their kid died in a training accident? or do they not tell the parents and just have their corpses sitting in a conex somehere in the Saudi Desert.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Department of War is now the Department of Rape.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wouldn't it be a wonderful day if the news came out of DC that he died in his sleep in a puddle of his own feces?
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The move is sure to keep the media off talking about important real crimes that the fat, retarded, Nazi fuck is commiting on you and your family.
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Fred G. Sanford @fredgsanfordjunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dear has been rockers. You no longer are popular with the kids you are old and senior citzens. Nobody gives a fuck about you anymore. you are old. Shurt the fuck up and spend yor royalties.
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