FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 1hBetter to light one candle than to curse the darkness. -- motto of the Christopher Society #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 3hAmbition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. -- Charlie McCarthy #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 5hGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-01. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 5hIndecision is the true basis for flexibility. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 7hIt appears that PL/I (and its dialects) is, or will be, the most widely used higher level language for systems programming. -- J. Sammet #fortune #skwrlbot 010
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 9hI'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 11hOver the shoulder supervision is more a need of the manager than the programming task. #fortune #skwrlbot 010
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 13hAbraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 15hWhile most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 17hBrandy-and-water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 21hWithin a computer, natural language is unnatural. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 23hMy uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!! #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 01/10/2026All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected, so there's still hope. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 01/10/2026Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 01/10/2026Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 01/10/2026The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS around 1953!! #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring... #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!! #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026I have no doubt the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins-- The other kind don't matter. -- Robert W. Service #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. -- Michel de Montaigne #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. -- Kris Kristofferson, "Me and Bobby McGee" #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026We all live in a state of ambitious poverty. -- Decimus Junius Juvenalis #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Rubber bands have snappy endings! #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026I can't drive 55. I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance" #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Francis #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES! #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!! #fortune #skwrlbot 001
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-28. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions" #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. -- T. S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion" #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026Yow! I want my nose in lights! #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. #fortune #skwrlbot 000
FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? #fortune #skwrlbot 000