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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️

@freaksquirrel.net
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Mexican, Doctor of Engineering, trying to be a researcher...well, really just a SQuirreL aiming to conquer the world. I post in español, english & 日本語. よろしく!

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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 36m
Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 2h
While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 4h
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 6h
No stopping or standing. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 8h
Within a computer, natural language is unnatural. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 10h
My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 12h
Touch tone phones only. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 14h
All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected, so there's still hope. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 16h
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreL
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 16h
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 18h
The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS around 1953!! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 20h
Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring... #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 22h
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
I have no doubt the Devil grins, As seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins-- The other kind don't matter. -- Robert W. Service #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. -- Michel de Montaigne #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. -- Kris Kristofferson, "Me and Bobby McGee" #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
We all live in a state of ambitious poverty. -- Decimus Junius Juvenalis #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
Rubber bands have snappy endings! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreL
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
I can't drive 55. I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 30/09/2026
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance" #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
You humans are all alike. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Francis #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the Trianon Room!! Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Universe, n.: The problem. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
How untasteful can you get? #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-28. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-28. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-28. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-28. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-28. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreL
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions" #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 29/09/2026
New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. -- T. S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion" #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Measure twice, cut once. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Yow! I want my nose in lights! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
RHAPSODY in Glue! #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
I never liked you, and I always will. -Samuel Goldwyn #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. -- Albert Einstein #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny. #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-27. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL #skwrlbot
Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-27. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-27. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-27. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-27. 
 (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
 #weatherSQuirreL
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world. -- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting" #fortune #skwrlbot
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FreakSQuirreL 🐿️ @freaksquirrel.net · 28/09/2026
When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it. #fortune #skwrlbot
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