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@franwrites.bsky.social
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PHL>LAX>ADL Expat in Australia, curmudgeon, oxford comma 4 lyfe. Video game producer/narrative designer until they let me make a Star Trek movie.

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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same with video game writers.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The earthquake in the original Reeve “Superman”.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, it was the right call. Unless you’d feel better about 24-23 than 24-20.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That bobbled snap on the 2 yard line was the game.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This second half has been like watching a car crash in slow motion.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"how are the Eagles successful despite rancid vibes and a listless offense?" easy, they are the NFL's energy vampires
the energy vampire guy from What We Do In The Shadows
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think the Eagles can keep doing this for another quarter and win.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coopers are definitely sparkling!
A bottle of Coopers Sparkling Ale
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A bullshit call in the Eagles’ favor? I’ll take it.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK I’ll do the thing.
My 9 albums:

U2 - Achtung Baby
The White Stripes - White Blood Cells
Def Leppard - Hysteria
REM - Eponymous
The Black Crowes - the Southern Harmony and Musical Companion
Faith No More - Angel Dust
The Hold Steady - Stay Positive
Tsar - Tsar
Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of the real answers have been said already, but I'd like to carve out a spot for "The Last Temptation of Christ" (movie).
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phillies feel like a partner I've broken up with but for financial reasons, I have to continue to live with.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chris Sale warming up is displaying a tad more respect for the Phillies than is warranted.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah. It reminds me of the Eagles in 2023. Yes, the team was "good" but you just knew that at some point it was going to end badly and you were prepared for it.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah, it was the right decision for a variety of reasons. It blew up. Shit happens.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Accurate. Wheeler has never started on short rest in his career, and Nola has been good for 10 or so starts. This was clearly the best decision (if not an ideal one). Sometimes shit happens.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, at least I bet on 2+ HR for the Barves.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone and their mother is going to trip over themselves to apply for this job. It’s not an accident. Remote work will attract the best candidates. Take note, studios.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus, they're not even on the plane yet and Blooper's pants are off.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It has to be Nola, right? I mean, with the quickest of hooks, but still.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poetry
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberty Biberty is what you get when you let Pac-Man socialize with tribbles.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, if they're at the college I went to, they provide a clearinghouse for stolen tests to assist cheating, and they also get busted for running drugs out of the frat house!
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t tell Milhouse’s dad!
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She did exactly as she was asked. The part they don’t like is nobody wants to watch it.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rate hikes will continue until morale improves.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is me at the McDonald's drive through ordering two drinks with my food.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's criminal.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No particular love for spaghetti here, but bucatini is cursed. It's engineered specifically to get sauce on your shirt.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is all the Phillies' fault for making the playoffs and distracting Vic.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's him. The bozo is him.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard headedness is good sometimes, but not when repeatedly calling screen passes for the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was for five years but have just recently become a producer.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see him I immediately think he's Ben Stiller's large adult son in "The Royal Tenenbaums"
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Taylor Swift
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we all thought "please just run it three times, do not let this man throw". How are we smarter than them?
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHY IS ANDY DALTON THROWING
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Carter got tackled on that play
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After 2 1/4 games, this Eagles team is much less than the sum of its parts. If that doesn't implicate coaching, I don't know what does.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that show! I love that it *showed* what other shows would hint at or dance around out of a misplaced desire to be “serious”.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good for him, you don't want to get fined for bitching about a correct call.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agreed. The shove at the end. The receiver had his hand on the shoulder, but he did not pull him.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All three Phillies/Braves games start at 3:30am for me, which honestly is probably the best thing for my health.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, in an unexpected turn of events for today's world, justice prevailed!
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely dogshit call on the Ravens that's gonna decide the game.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You win the internet today.
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Phillies
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I first heard of Ella Langley and her song yesterday, and I did so specifically because of the media kerfuffle about how people who claim not to have heard of it were lying.
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Fran @franwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name. Band of Horse Girls
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