Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran's closest collaborator and last remaining friend, his loop pedal, has just announced it will be dropping out of the remaining dates of The Loop Tour, in solidarity with Macklemore. 130
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026An overlooked thing in AI discourse is opportunity cost. Is disproving a theorem impressive? Yes. Is it impressive at PWhs consumed and trillions spent? No. We're at a scale of effort where the competition is "every treatable disease on the planet is cured, for everyone, forever". 010
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If I'm following correctly, the guy who only eats Big Macs is recklessly deregulating lettuce and beef? 0171
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Rationalism is when we try to shoot lasers out of our dicks and commit securities fraud while turning everything into gambling.thenewcritic.comManifest Man“At Manifest, though, there is a certain existential loneliness, a specifically sexual strain of angst, that did not lift once in the three days of the conference.” 140
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026In America, Nazis can be elected to office and rapists can be elected to office but they draw the line at folks who are Nazis and Rapists at the same time. They call this the "woke left". 0152
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 24/06/2026BULLY: Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself LABOUR: Hmmm. The main problem here is clearly my hands, which are being used to hit me. However, if I cut my hands off... 031
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Lego Sagrada Familia that takes 144 years to build for authenticity 150
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The Office couldn't be made today because John Krasinski would want $3 million an episode. 010
Reposted by Frank BlackRedcap {Commissions Open} @visualbackwash.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I've created a new #startrek meme, please spread it as far as you're able 7470170
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Reading the news today, we need only look to history to know what comes next: Gary Oldman hijacks Air Force One. 000
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Okay. No one can make fun of Vancouver for rioting after losing in the Stanley Cup finals anymore because the US just invaded Venezuela after being eliminated from the World Juniors. 050
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 21/12/2025This will make you feel old. The kids from Stranger Things are now the same age as Winona Ryder in the first season of Strangers Things 111
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My spotify wrapped (please don't tell Kim. Thx). 091
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Maybe 2026 will be the year that Apple finally comes clean and admits that the iPod was actually named after The Breeder's seminal 1990 album Pod. 030
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Unlike Enron, The Pixies do not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue. 010
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Bad news for PalanQueer, the internal LGBTQ+ support group. Yes, that is a real thing and not a joke. The reason I know this is because the real identity of Crackity Jones is Peter Thiel. 020
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I'm not sure why they still get to be hallowed when they haven't had a new studio release in 18 years. I've released five albums in that time! But sure. Hallow them. 130
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I know lots of folks are wondering: yes, I did in fact write this song. This wasn't the result of an AI prompt to "make a song that feels like if the 90s was tepid and gutless". Everything here is above board and I assume I am credited on the album for my contributions.youtu.beTaylor Swift - Actually Romantic (Visualizer)YouTube video by Taylor Swift 020
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Frank Black emceeing the Devil's sixth birthday party 030
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2025In hindsight, those cold dead eyes, emotionless expression, and penchant for "barbecuing" "meat" that "definitely" "isn't human ha ha ha" should have tipped us off. 020
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Uh guys, does anybody know how The Zodiac Killer got his hands on a pair of Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses in 1969? 010
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Frank Black when an underwater guy gets killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey (also: the underwater guy controlled the sea) 010
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 30/08/2025"I'm Frankenstein, my special weakness is fire" Buddy, let me tell you about a little place called San Fransisco. You ain't special. 010
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Frank Black when there's 6 people who want to play Mario Kart but there's only 4 controllers. 030
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 14/06/2025It's crazy that the entire city of LA seems to hate their hockey team as much as I, Frank Black, do. Sad day for Will Ferrell. 000
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Probably the time I started a band with Joey Santiago in 1986, made 9 studio albums with him, featured him on my 6 solo albums, and played over 1400 live shows together. Still kicking myself for not asking for a selfie! 040
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I had no idea that BNL song was about a real guy. 110
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Frank Black having just noticed that someone pooped in the community pool 030
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Frank Black trying to get picked as the audience participant at a magic show. 040
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Frank Black in any American city other than DC 030
Frank Black @frankblackthings.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Frank Black going through customs on a business trip 030