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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Up where the spiders live and the owls sleep. What a hit from Dunk there! Despite missing all 4 of their first-choice attackers, Brighton have now scored 2 more than any other team in the league 😳🔥

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

#FPL GW4 ✍️ 2/2 FT: Tzolis -> Gomez Mbeumo -> Palmer 🧢 Triple Captain Palmer 🥶🧊❄️ 🌍 97k Good luck! 😄

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#UCLfantasy MD1 Review 🎯 138 points 🌍 191 in the world We’re in dreamland here!

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

#UCLfantasy 🌍 2832 itw 🔥 🔜 6 to play for the final games of MD1!

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mbappe, Haaland, Guirassy captainers: 12, 24, 26pts respectively 😴😴😴 Marc ‘Big Dick Bus Bomb Survirvor’ Bartra captainers: 36 points 😮‍💨🔥📈

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

#UCLfantasy - my favourite fantasy format! Double attack from Bayern, Barca Dorgu and 3x Stuttgart bc Viking and Sabah are probably shit Taking on Haaland (22%) and K.Mbappe (69%) 🎲 Also taking on Ethan Mbappe (0%), with the Bartra cap :p Good luck! 😄

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

#fpl GW3 50 points on the FH and a 70%🔻 Annoyingly, only 4-5 points more than my chipless team would’ve had. Looking forward to not having this ridiculously expensive, 200% EO Haaland guy. It’s Palmer time! 🥶🧊

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

#fpl GW3: Free Hit Active! Triple Brentford defence + De Cuyper Triple City attack vs Coventry Wirtz x Isak at Ipswich Saka and Wissa to finish it off Good luck! 😄

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

#FPL GW2 106 points, 3%🔻 Of course we get 24 points on the bench after 17 in BB1 🫩 Current thinking for GW3 is to save chips for later, get 2 City mids and take on Haaland: GW3 Tzolis, Mbeumo -> Cherki, Foden GW4 Bruno -> Palmer Use wildcard in 6/7 and FH in 9/12

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Having a hard time with this benching dilemma… need to start 3 and bench 3 of the guys on the left 😅 Current thinking (right) is to back Rogers, Tzolis & White, though expect Tarko & Muha both hit defcon here 🤔 Imagine other BB1’ers are in the same boat; where are we at people? #fpl #fplcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Was wondering when Romeo Lavia last played football for 90 minutes… It was 13 May 2023, no less than 1200 days ago. Lavia started alongside James Ward-Prowse for Southampton, against a Fulham squad featuring Mitrovic, Willian, Shane Duffy and Cedric Soares.

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

83 points, 46k A very nice start! 😁🔥

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🔒 Locked in for GW1! 🧢 Bruno captain, No Haaland 🧱 Double Arsenal defence 🗡️ 2x attack from MUN, LIV, CHE 🍟 BB active 🏦 0.5m in the bank Good luck! 😄 #fpl #fplcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Current dilemma... must be #FPL deadline day 😅

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Got a FotMob notification announcing Rushworth transfer, which means the quadruple-Coventry BB2 deadline is fast approaching. Here’s how the lads are locked in as it stands. Will I refrain from making a single transfer between now and the actual deadline? No 😂

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

#WCfantasy Group stage review! MD1 -> MD2 -> MD3 🎯 80 -> 111 -> 104 🌍 1.8m -> 600k -> 45k 🇦🇺 819 in Aus 🔥

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The 2026 #WorldCup has now had more matches (54) than the combined total of every wc prior to Brasil 1950 (53) And we’re not even finished the group stage!

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Ah yes, the three stages of middle-class squeeze: 1. Stagnating wages 2. Inflating living expenses 3. Charles de Ketelaere benched

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Today I learned the phrase is, “with bated breath” rather than, “with baited breath.” For 25 years I’ve been imagining an asphyxiating fisherman, struggling to reel in a pair of lungs that he needs to catch and implant back into his chest 🥲 😮‍💨🎣 🌊🌊🫁🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Naughty score by first smoko 🔥

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

MD1: 80pts, 1/7 scouting bonus Haaland -> Mbappe Inácio -> Ritsu Doan, as 🇹🇳 were shit and the diminutive Frankfurtman is a decent goal threat 🍟 Vini 12th man Abe Lincoln retains his spot in goal. Hopeful Jody Bos can produce again! Faith in 🇪🇸🇺🇾 strikers low. Good luck 😄 #worldcup #worldcupfantasy

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Huge win for the Socceroos! Popa proving the doubters wrong as ever. A solid 18-point haul in #WCfantasy from 🧢 Jordy Bos to top it all off! 🐐💚💛

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I’m convinced Krejci would have cleared that Hwang goal off the line if he wasn’t wearing no7 #worldcup

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It’s 1am and I will be up in 4hrs to watch 🇲🇽🇿🇦 and tomorrow I’m seeing my dad for the first time since Xmas. but all I can think about is Darwizzy + Musiala or Mbappe + CDK 😂😅 #WorldCupFantasy

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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

What the fuck this is brutal 😂 Overall rank 575k Luck 🔻539k #fpl

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

😂😂😂👎👎👎 See you all in July

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

#fpl GW37: 40 pts, 10.7m gwr Worst GW of my season so far 💀

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

🔥 93 pts last week 🌍 227k 🧢 Gyökeres 🏦 £5.5 🔁 4/5 FT used: Groß -> Minteh Palmer -> Saka Haaland -> Gyökeres DCL -> Thiago Good luck 😄 #fpl #fplcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

#FPL DGW35 Deadline: missed 🔁: 0/5, one burnt 🥀 🍟: TC Haaland Now have 6 FT for the final two GW, rather than 2-3. Currently chasing 37 points to 100k, risk appetite high! Current transfer plan 🤔 OUT: Haaland, DCL, Palmer, Tav, JPvH IN: Gyokeres 🧢, Thiago, Saka, Minteh, Keane

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

GW35 Rolled to 5 FT Benched the wrong Chelsea guy 50pts in the end 🔴⬇️ 242k to 278k #fpl

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

me but it’s noodle shops in Bangkok

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

WC32, BB33, FH34 3 chips, 3 green arrows! 513k up to 242k 🔥📈 Bus team for GW35 on the right, £1.3m + 4FT + triple cap in hand. Might roll this week then use transfers to dip in-and-out of doublers 🤔 #fpl #fplcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

97, 9 to play. Rank cut in half! 🔥 Wishing I captained the other Pascal Annoyingly, mini-league rival has TC Haaland. Safe to say I won’t be getting up at 5am to watch Burnley-City! 😬

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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I love Cole Palmer’s ‘What are you doing here?’ face

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

It’s inevitable isn’t it…

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

#FPL30m itb GW30 KDH -> Tavernier Mukiele -> Andersen (-4) 🧢 Ouattara 🏦 30.1

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

GW30 Lads, it’s Spurs 🧢 Salah ✍️ 1/2 FT: Ndiaye -> Tavernier 🏦 2.5m 🌍 500k Good luck! 😄 #FPL #FPLcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

#UCLfantasy Decent result, 65 points and the smallest of green arrows, 248 up to 245 😂 Unfortunate Kane + Gordon didn’t start and that Raph didn’t take the pen Have to deal with Olise suspension, will move him onto Yamal. Unsure what to do with other 2 transfers – possibly JP, Gnabry, Fermin?

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

#UCLfantasy Round of 16 here we go! 🌍 OR 248 Captained Raphinha in the end, not Kane – Newcastle look particularly vulnerable down that flank. Made a last minute switch from Haaland, Lookman to Álvárez, Salah. Good luck! 😄

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

GW29 Review A solid 76 points in the end & a 25% rank gain, 656k to 495k 📈 Two FT, 1.6 itb Transfer considerations 🤔 Hitlist: Ndiaye, Semenyo, Lacroix, Guiu Watchlist: Ouattara, Wilson, Hall, DCL Inclined to do 2 of these before WC32, open to WC33 to allow for Bruno cap v Leeds #fpl #fplcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

A monumental 400k gain from the Egyptian king! 👑🤩

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Moment of appreciation for Anne Aly’s badass fit here 🔥💅 #auspol

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

It’s time to cook 4/5 FT: 🚮 Haaland, Rice, Enzo, Chalobah ✍️ Thiago, Salah, Ndiaye, Virgil

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Decent week, 74 points. 🌍 656k. Last transfer was all the way back in GW24, at the same rank (666k) 5 FT and all chips in hand, ready to attack the final 10 GW 💪📈 #fpl #fplcommunity

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

#fpl30m in the bank GW27 🔁 Rolling to two FT 🧢 Sarr Good luck 😃

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

#UCLfantasy MD9 🌍 44 OR I hate to say it but playing it rather safe here to protect rank 🛡️ Gala GK to hedge against Juve mids –they can’t all blank right? 😂 2nd pic shows last minute changes after reading predicted lineups Off to bed now, 4 hours before deadline. What could go wrong! 😅

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FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

#fpl GW24 Review 🎯📈🔥 Well this went better than expected! 82 points, a 40% green arrow and 200k GWR—the second best of my season so far! Also first time since GW13 we’ve had back-to-back green arrows I hate to say it, but I might roll for the first time since *checks notes* …also GW13 🤣

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