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Fpl Failure

@fpl-failure.bsky.social
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I’ve always been bad at FPL but I like talking about it! Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now. 25/26: 205k 24/25: 242k 23/24: 1148th 22/23: 93k 21/22: 40k Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this. Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.

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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GW5 went surprisingly well thanks to Mr Groß Mr Cherki and Mr Schade. 55 points and up to 147k. Captaining Bruno this week because I feel like I have to, but I’m not particularly confident in it. Good luck all
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Initial thoughts are Bruno to Saka and Maguire to Tarkowski for gw6. Might got MGW instead of Saka though. Time to log off and think about this again in 84 years.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last week: 92 points. OR: 211k Very surprised by how well last week went. Not expecting anything special here, I’d snap your hand off for a grey arrow tbh. Rolling to 2 FTs in the break.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Using it all!
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m usually pretty trigger happy with the wildcard early season, but this looks…fine for now? Certainly gw5 and even gw6 it’s only really Cherki and DCL that look like issues - though I accept the 3 non Arsenal defenders aren’t ideal. Current plan is to hold the WC through gameweek 6.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Right, fuck it, I’m leaving it as it is. 2 FTs used. Accepting a red arrow now and hope that I get some gains out of a free hit and wildcard later on. GW3 was rubbish. 49 points and down from 191k to 400k. Honestly take it as a win if I don’t double my rank again this week.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m so torn on this. Option 1: No FH, no transfers rolled Option 2: get 2 FTs back, 3 x Liverpool, plus Palmer and de Cuyper. But no Haaland I’m not too bothered by Chelsea or Liverpool after this week but option 1 could end up matching 2 anyway.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can’t see any way in which this FH would go wrong
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just the one return for me. At least it was the TC I suppose!
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone’s been had somewhere
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
121 points last week, up from 1.9m to 192k OR, not that it means much. I’ve fallen head first into the Mbeumo to Cherki trap. Triple captain active. Next week Ballard + Tzolis to Konsa and Rogers is loading but FH is a possibility.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Was pretty set on FH 4 but is Gw3 better? Only one city and no Liverpool
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
59 points in GW1. Very mediocre. OR 1.9m Heres hoping GW2 is better but I won’t hold my breath. Dropping Szoboslai from my draft was stupid.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Right then, let the pain commence!
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still sitting here. Think I’m set on all but the Groß spot. I won’t use him much after gw1, especially if I FH4, so I could drop him to Gomez but not sure what I’d do with the 0.5. Would love Le Fee instead but cant find the extra and again I’m then benching a 6m mid likely in gw2/3/5
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is me now, don’t think it’ll change much. Schade is the punt - I wanted at least one vaguely fun different pick in there. Lots I‘d like and wish I could fit in but this is the best I can do.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It was one of these two, can’t remember which came first!
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Latest tinker is Szob down to Groß and double Arsenal defence. Gomez can be Sangaré if needed.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wish I hadn’t just done this, it looks quite good doesn’t it?
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seems like I’m mostly settled with a draft now until new information comes up. BB1 definitely a decision I’ve come to. It’s like likes of Groß, Le Fee, both Sangares, Ajer, Canvot that I need some clarity on. Currently here until the end of correspondent week on @planetfplpod.bsky.social
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
BB1 vs BB2 in my current drafts on the wonderful @fpl.team
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s up BlueSky? I guess we go again! First attempt at scraping together a gw1 BB. Lots of changes to come I’m sure. Will come back to this in a couple of weeks after drowning myself in content.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Another meh week and sitting in no man’s land at 150k. Gyokeres in and captain is quite likely. Not sure who for yet. Groß to someone as well, looking like Ndiaye or Wilson but not massively inspiring.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think it’s basically your team tbf 😂
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I didn’t even factor in Palmer missing a penalty and Pedro disallowed goal. All timer this one, best part of the week is Bruno only getting 5 points ffs. See you next season!
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pretty boring but I’m here currently on FH. Can’t see too much changing tbh but let’s see.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Well this is great! Focal has deleted this now but seems legit that this is Cucurella’s actual barber. Probably got himself in trouble!
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A green is a green right? 8 points up on my pre WC team. I told myself I’d be happy as long as I didn’t get a massive red arrow this week so I should be more pleased with this than I am.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Why would anyone go triple Brighton on wildcard?
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dear Jarrod Bowen owners, make sure you buy your lottery tickets today.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He’ll play but doesn’t exactly scream dgw hero. You’ll be jammy as fuck if you get his first goal of the season in the double, kind of thing that happens though.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Pretty sure yours will outscore mine but I can’t help myself
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Beige FC reporting in. Fully decked out in socks and sandals.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Will wait and see just in case Palace lose but seems quite boring and straight forward this week. Haaland to Pedro, Mukiele to Andersen and Wilson in as well. Just need to decide whether to sell Semenyo to keep .2 value but have a bench, or just sell KDH.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
😬
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m 100% save scumming if this is in Football Manager
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Considering I almost did Timber to VVD, I’ll definitely take a green arrow. Think that’ll be as high as I’ve been this season and I’ve rolled the transfer too. Captain blank is a pain, and pretty much all the rank damage was done by Joao bloody Pedro.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
No idea what I’ll do now for gw29. If Haaland is a doubt then Rogers to Wilson means Haaland can sit on the bench if need be. If he’s fine then benching Rogers for KDH makes sense. Really want Wilson though.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Saw this posted on the bad place
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Team value keeps going up despite my rank being in the toilet.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Well another dreadful week is on the cards barring some kind of monster Mbeumo and Ektike hauls. This is still the planned team for next week and it still looks good so as much as I want to rip it up I’ll be sticking to the plan and hoping to get some luck go my way for a change
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is the current situation. Thinking about two routes. 1) Guiu to Thiago. Rice to KDH. Next week Enzo becomes Wilson and Lacroix to VVD and I roll my way through gw31. 2) Ekitike to Thiago. Rice to Semenyo. Enzo to Wirtz next week. Wilson for Semenyo and DCL for Guiu in 31 to cover the blank.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
DEFCONs constantly updating and changing after matches have finished is shit for FPL.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Sofascore have Rodon back on 10 defcons…..
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Rolling this week as I’m pretty well set. I’ll be rolling again next week with any luck to then start making moves in 27/28. No Pedro and Wilson the main worries this week I think.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’m also still laughing at Joao Pedro’s soul leaving his body when Adama turned around.
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Fpl Failure @fpl-failure.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A) Guiu to Pedro B) Guiu to Evanilson C) Wilson to Mbeumo A and B mean I bench Wilson in the tough games he has coming and come back for Bryan for Enzo in gw28. C would mean bringing Wilson back for Enzo in gw28. Only 0.2 that I’d lose on Wilson which is fine.
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