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30 and grumpy (they/them)

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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
good morning youtu.be/t0t_ENvfv8M?...
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Nichijou best moments Yukko coffee shop
YouTube video by Nichijou Fun
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kaitlin bruder 🍉 @bruderkaitlin.com · 28/01/2026
at this point, even if you aren’t a resident of MN, i think you have grounds to call gov. walz and tell him he should grant to the mpls city council’s request for an eviction moratorium so that our vulnerable neighbors can safely stay home. it’s ridiculous that he hasn’t already (651) 201-3400
spokesman-recorder.com
Minneapolis City Council Calls for Eviction Moratorium During ICE Raids
Minneapolis City Council urges Gov. Walz to pause evictions during ICE raids disrupting housing stability statewide.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
its been a minute LOOK AT HERRRRRRRR
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
sometimes you forget an entire account exists. hi
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
literal face i made
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
concept drag race lipsync to chop suey
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
my argument in defense of recent choices in the hunger games re: katniss’ lineage i think it’s worthwhile and impactful for her relationship to haymitch > implications about snow. he could drown in the bg for all i care This Is About Haymitch’s Pain
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
science is happening
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
big ol fluffy beans :3
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
student says “you’re cringe” and i said “your IXL score is cringe” i don’t care about being a good educator i care about shaming students into reading
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
oh!
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Widdle
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
funniest picture i’ve EVER taken of zelda
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
that is lord bartholomew (bringer of darkness) FULL title
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
shut up and look at these baby boirds
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i bring my switch with me to class sometimes bc high school can get really boring and you would not believe the pull it gets me between students and staff. being a gamer will get you leverage
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
nothing funnier than an aide asking “…were you the sub with the switch?” in a high school classroom like hell fucking yeah i am guy
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
where are they now: broadway karkat
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
she can smell you
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
screaming “THE COCONUT IS OFF” as a new signal when i’ve had enough and i want to leave
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
it’s so real but now there are also classroom jobs and dojo points and i imagine the dopamine rush is insane
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
i see you’re someone of taste as well!
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
standardized testing is done via chromebooks now….so they don’t have to take the test that way
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
rewatching s1 of yellowjackets from the start and i forgot the first scene we get of teen jeff is him failing to actually finger jackie well. my god. girlfailure jeff
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
the children don’t know what a scantron is anymore
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
just the first chapter but i have a pdf on my phone i’ve been meaning to dig into cuz i am HOOOOOOOKED
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
suzanne collins with the new haymitch movie and wicked 2 both likely being around thanksgiving releases therefore being the movies i get to pick from to celebrate turning 31
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
wearing sunglasses to work not in an “i’m cool” or “i’m hungover” way but in the “if i have to see one more fluorescent light i will get a migraine and die” way
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
going 2 a buddhist temple on a field trip today and said “how many of your parents are watching white lotus?” to an overwhelming amount of hands up so this will be fun
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
kid in the 6th grade wearing a “the cake is a lie” hoodie today i need to talk to his parents so bad (i want to be friends)
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
posting this on tiktok has invited a swarm of yellowjackets x homestuck fans to comment “YOU’RE SO RIGHT” and yknow what? i am right.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
just finished s1 of yellowjackets <3
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
took zelda for a walk and someone asked to pet her and said she was so soft and i fucked up and said “yes she’s very fluff-“ meaning to have said “fluffy” only to instead come off like an ACTUAL millennial meme. much soft very fluff
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
a pro AI bitch who says “imitation is the highest form of flattery” when you tell them to learn to fucking draw
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
how it feels discussing drag race every week
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
4th grader: are you french? me: no? what makes you say that? 4th grader: your eyebrows. and your eyes me: 😗
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
there are epic highs and epic lows. sometimes i have really amazing conversations with kids and sometimes i literally want to bury myself in 500 lbs of dirt
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
today is the day before spring break and i’m with 4th graders after spending 3 weeks in a middle school. they are quietly taking a test bc i’ve threatened fun friday
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
the pros and cons of schools as a sub elementary: pros: hype snacks for holidays and events cons: overstimulation nation middle: pros: will laugh when ur funny, smart enough to read usually cons: sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma high school pros: they are tiny adults cons: they hate ur guts
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy first day of spring, Chicago
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
the music cuts and rupaul is telling me to go home but i can’t hear her over the sounds of my spins 500mph winds muffling everything but the ✨fantasy✨
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
drag race but when i have to lipsync for my life i start breakdancing on the runway. my heels spin off my feet. my wig is a matted mess on the floor but my heart is full
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
being 30 with a 12 year old sister is hard cuz i wanna send her something funny that reminds me of her but i also don’t want to encourage her to check her phone in class. maybe this is more of me being a teacher problem actually wait
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The Chicago Palestine Film Festival has dropped tickets for its 24th annual edition — and they’re expected to sell out.
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Chicago Palestine Film Fest Uplifts Palestinian Stories With Biggest Lineup Yet
The 24th annual festival returns April 12-26 with 40 diverse films. Tickets are on sale now — and they're expected to sell out soon.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
spot the cats in this image
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
it is actually far annoying when my students blow me off bc what the fuck is wrong with you. your parents paid more than my rent so you could learn and you wanna what….fuck off and watch hazbin hotel instead? i could have mauled you at 14 but as a 30 year old i’ll settle for giving you a fat 0!
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
me as a sub: finish the work or don’t you have to live with yourself tomorrow me teaching my own class: listen here you little shit if you don’t pace this illustration out i’m going to eat you whole and spit out the bones
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
having to angrily type “any work turned in that took less than 30 minutes/1 class session will not be accepted no exceptions” bc i know 1 student out of fucking less than 10 is gonna blow this off and try me and i will resist the urge to explode them looney toons style
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