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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
good morning youtu.be/t0t_ENvfv8M?...
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Nichijou best moments Yukko coffee shop
YouTube video by Nichijou Fun
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kaitlin bruder 🍉 @bruderkaitlin.com · 28/01/2026
at this point, even if you aren’t a resident of MN, i think you have grounds to call gov. walz and tell him he should grant to the mpls city council’s request for an eviction moratorium so that our vulnerable neighbors can safely stay home. it’s ridiculous that he hasn’t already (651) 201-3400
spokesman-recorder.com
Minneapolis City Council Calls for Eviction Moratorium During ICE Raids
Minneapolis City Council urges Gov. Walz to pause evictions during ICE raids disrupting housing stability statewide.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
its been a minute LOOK AT HERRRRRRRR
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
sometimes you forget an entire account exists. hi
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
concept drag race lipsync to chop suey
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
my argument in defense of recent choices in the hunger games re: katniss’ lineage i think it’s worthwhile and impactful for her relationship to haymitch > implications about snow. he could drown in the bg for all i care This Is About Haymitch’s Pain
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
science is happening
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
student says “you’re cringe” and i said “your IXL score is cringe” i don’t care about being a good educator i care about shaming students into reading
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
oh!
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
funniest picture i’ve EVER taken of zelda
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
shut up and look at these baby boirds
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
nothing funnier than an aide asking “…were you the sub with the switch?” in a high school classroom like hell fucking yeah i am guy
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
where are they now: broadway karkat
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
she can smell you
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
screaming “THE COCONUT IS OFF” as a new signal when i’ve had enough and i want to leave
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
rewatching s1 of yellowjackets from the start and i forgot the first scene we get of teen jeff is him failing to actually finger jackie well. my god. girlfailure jeff
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
the children don’t know what a scantron is anymore
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
suzanne collins with the new haymitch movie and wicked 2 both likely being around thanksgiving releases therefore being the movies i get to pick from to celebrate turning 31
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
wearing sunglasses to work not in an “i’m cool” or “i’m hungover” way but in the “if i have to see one more fluorescent light i will get a migraine and die” way
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
going 2 a buddhist temple on a field trip today and said “how many of your parents are watching white lotus?” to an overwhelming amount of hands up so this will be fun
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
kid in the 6th grade wearing a “the cake is a lie” hoodie today i need to talk to his parents so bad (i want to be friends)
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
just finished s1 of yellowjackets <3
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
took zelda for a walk and someone asked to pet her and said she was so soft and i fucked up and said “yes she’s very fluff-“ meaning to have said “fluffy” only to instead come off like an ACTUAL millennial meme. much soft very fluff
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
a pro AI bitch who says “imitation is the highest form of flattery” when you tell them to learn to fucking draw
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
how it feels discussing drag race every week
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
4th grader: are you french? me: no? what makes you say that? 4th grader: your eyebrows. and your eyes me: 😗
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
the pros and cons of schools as a sub elementary: pros: hype snacks for holidays and events cons: overstimulation nation middle: pros: will laugh when ur funny, smart enough to read usually cons: sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma high school pros: they are tiny adults cons: they hate ur guts
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy first day of spring, Chicago
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
drag race but when i have to lipsync for my life i start breakdancing on the runway. my heels spin off my feet. my wig is a matted mess on the floor but my heart is full
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
being 30 with a 12 year old sister is hard cuz i wanna send her something funny that reminds me of her but i also don’t want to encourage her to check her phone in class. maybe this is more of me being a teacher problem actually wait
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The Chicago Palestine Film Festival has dropped tickets for its 24th annual edition — and they’re expected to sell out.
buff.ly
Chicago Palestine Film Fest Uplifts Palestinian Stories With Biggest Lineup Yet
The 24th annual festival returns April 12-26 with 40 diverse films. Tickets are on sale now — and they're expected to sell out soon.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
spot the cats in this image
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
having to angrily type “any work turned in that took less than 30 minutes/1 class session will not be accepted no exceptions” bc i know 1 student out of fucking less than 10 is gonna blow this off and try me and i will resist the urge to explode them looney toons style
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
really love witnessing three 8th grade boys argue with each other about the rules of minesweeper
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
lil nas x dropping a new single right when i have a 20 minute walk to work
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Need I say more?
TEXT: If you can finish 11 seasons of Frasier (on the Fraiser logo font) You can finish 7 seasons of InuYasha (also in the Frasier font)
IMAGE: On a navy black background, the Seattle skyline is drawn above the Frasier title in white. Similarly, a silhouette of Inuyasha running to the left is drawn in white about his title name.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
a good class where you demonstrate 4 mediums means i am mashed potatoes and running home late god hates me bc my ass is too juicy
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
me when i tell the children god gave them the five senses and me only the one mouth
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
there is something about the power of threatening to not return the next day for a sub assignment to a group of kids who claim to love me and hearing them all wail “NOOOOOOOOO” and quieting down
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
why are they sold out is my main question
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
my power trip as a substitute teacher is just holding 20-30 pairs of eyes hostage as i rant and rave about something completely arbitrary. today it was indeed about the $2,000 coat left behind in a club
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
pre pissed pants. i cannot believe. what a world
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
horrific discoveries being made today
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY today zelda is 7 :)
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
you will never be as comfy as her rn space heater ON
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
horrifying train of thought i’m following down the tracks today: severed lumon floor for innies w autism so the lights are dimmed and the snacks don’t fucking suck ass
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
2 humpbacks having sex 2 humpbacks having sex my muscles, my muscles involuntary flex
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 06/03/2025
This is the news we deserve. “These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males 'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”
cbc.ca
These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio
Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.
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your pal perko @fozfens.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
had a fifth grade boy tell me in an exasperated tone he’s sick of chappell roan bc his dad is a fanatic which is the FUNNIEST shot and chaser interaction you can have
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