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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I got demons. Who doesn't. Ghosts, frattering about. Sometimes I get teleported to a maze, hell of a thing. Fight a minotaur. Beast of a man

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Friedrich Nietzsche @nietzschean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you never frighten yourself, you have not yet met yourself.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Oh huge cock, small frame. It was like that with Mags too. Ah…he was a keeper…

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just remembered that Kaden’s wife was a thing. How vile 🤮🤢😱

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How dare you? I’d never dream of hurting Angela, she’s a perfect specimen of a Lombax. Ratchet…is…well a little stunted.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Please Clank no more. I don’t have the fight left in me. Why do people have to be this lonely? What's the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was Torran put here just to nourish Lombax loneliness?

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Strike me down across a million, billion lifetimes for my crimes? There is no penance I can serve that will consume the irreparable harm I caused. This is nothing. Go back to your gears, your metal filings and your dust, and leave this old man to his misery.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spend the rest of the day putting the pieces together. You think this could hurt me, Clank? After everything I’ve done?! After everything I’ve seen?! Don’t you think I’ve wished that a fireball would

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

In the lombax hierarchy, women are not even allowed names. Think well of yourself that you’ve obtained that.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m experience dissonance between the fat world and the skinny world.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Anyone else think this thing looks like Ratchet?

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The only heart failure will be when I rip your sprockets out to get to the Clock…no…no Ratchet it’s okay I would never hurt Clank just put your face back down

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

He’s engaging in intercourse with me. He’s apologising for his weakness during coitus

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I was Eiffel towered by Cronk and Zephyr once. Do NOT ask me who was at what end.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I’ve been banned from the mud baths. Something about my cock being too girthy and pretty

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Accidentally showed a couple on Hoven a nude photo of me. I apologised but perhaps I should have said “you’re welcome” - General Azimuth out.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Some foolish youths called me a bozo today, so I followed them home and omnistriked their house into oblivion, in what I believe to be a fair and measured response

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

And you are nothing more than a 2 bit inventor! There’s a reason we haven’t seen you in so long. You’re nothing compared to Kaden, harlot

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

How would you feel about wearing a Kaden mask?

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The only state of play that matters is securing the clock

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

That's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced. Oh Mags, I almost forgot. Got to find out what kind of jump pads these are. They're really something.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I guess we're going to go up to intensive care and take a look at that Mort that crawled down the grindrail tracks off the mountain. When I finish there l'Il be checking into a motel. I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Damn good food. Mags, if you ever get up this way that quasar pie is worth a stop. Okay. Looks like I'll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Nevo Binklemeyer. Shouldn't be too hard to remember that. He'll be at Medical Outpost Omega.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Remind me to tell you how much that is. Lunch was, uh, six bolts and thirty-one raritanium at the Galaxy Burger, that's on Highway Two near the Vela Sector. That was a Horny toad sandwich on whole wheat, slice of quasar pie, and a cup of jiffy lube.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Darla Gratch said rain. If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it'd beat working. Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, l've got to tank up when I get into town.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Mags, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of The Hollow, five miles south of the Volgram Pass border, twelve miles west of Molonoth. I've never seen so many jump pads in my life. As F. Croid would say, I'd rather be here than Ephemeris. Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast day.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES I WILL ATOMISE YOU

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Dear Diary, Today I watched the sun rise through the ephemeral gossamer strands of a moth’s wings, laden by the morning dew, it shook them clean, and in that moment I was transfixed by the beauty of this galaxy and how sacred life truly is, and how tight Ratchet must be. Yours menacingly, Alister

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Your father and I use to fight in wars together @grindrailgroove.bsky.social - 6 of them in fact

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I fought in 6 wars kid don’t try your luck

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Be silent in my presence, traitor. You and the female one are nothing

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

TAKE CONTROL AND FUEL OUR PASSION, LET US LOSE EACH OTHER IN A FLURRY OF LIMBS AND FLUID, UNTIL OUR ENERGY IS SPENT. WE CAN USE THE CLOCK TO EXIST IN THAT MOMENT FOREVER, FREED FROM THE THE LIMITATIONS OF TIME!

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

. @thedecadent.bsky.social we could crazy things together boy! My fur could keep you warm at night

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

If the lombaxes hadn’t left me behind, I’d be at least a 9 bolt magistrate by now, and the next Mr Kaden’s Wife 🥹

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Aphelion, show me my Kaden bulge shot highlight reel

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