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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I got demons. Who doesn't. Ghosts, frattering about. Sometimes I get teleported to a maze, hell of a thing. Fight a minotaur. Beast of a man

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Friedrich Nietzsche @nietzschean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you never frighten yourself, you have not yet met yourself.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just remembered that Kaden’s wife was a thing. How vile 🤮🤢😱

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m experience dissonance between the fat world and the skinny world.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Anyone else think this thing looks like Ratchet?

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I was Eiffel towered by Cronk and Zephyr once. Do NOT ask me who was at what end.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I’ve been banned from the mud baths. Something about my cock being too girthy and pretty

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Accidentally showed a couple on Hoven a nude photo of me. I apologised but perhaps I should have said “you’re welcome” - General Azimuth out.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Some foolish youths called me a bozo today, so I followed them home and omnistriked their house into oblivion, in what I believe to be a fair and measured response

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The only state of play that matters is securing the clock

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Mags, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of The Hollow, five miles south of the Volgram Pass border, twelve miles west of Molonoth. I've never seen so many jump pads in my life. As F. Croid would say, I'd rather be here than Ephemeris. Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast day.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Dear Diary, Today I watched the sun rise through the ephemeral gossamer strands of a moth’s wings, laden by the morning dew, it shook them clean, and in that moment I was transfixed by the beauty of this galaxy and how sacred life truly is, and how tight Ratchet must be. Yours menacingly, Alister

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Your father and I use to fight in wars together @grindrailgroove.bsky.social - 6 of them in fact

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

. @thedecadent.bsky.social we could crazy things together boy! My fur could keep you warm at night

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

If the lombaxes hadn’t left me behind, I’d be at least a 9 bolt magistrate by now, and the next Mr Kaden’s Wife 🥹

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Aphelion, show me my Kaden bulge shot highlight reel

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

My winter coat is coming through boy, I’m warmer and fuzzier now…you could get lost in me, and I could get lost in you

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Gleeman Vox once tried to recruit me for Dreadzone. I am not some rent boy to be bandied about for entertainment.

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

General Azimuth’s List of Goals once we have the Clock: 1. Save the Lombaxes. 2. Merc Percival Tachyon 3. Ensure that DEFECTIVE WARBOT is never born 4. Save Ratchet 5. Groovy lube grand opening with Mags and Kaden, and Kaden’s Wife. 6. Become 5 Bolt Magistrate 7. Gambling

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

If need be, I can assume my giant Azimuth form

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

@bytesizedbot.bsky.social IF I HAVE TO FIND EVERY LAST ZONI AND MAKE THEM TALK I WILL

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I deserved to be a hall of fame character. I was never understood in my time, but with the clock, all can be as it should be

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The Vullards make for good company; but I yearn for the days on fastoon with Mags, Kaden and Kaden’s wife

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General Alister Azimuth @fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Life is short, but also terribly and insufferably long. Kaden used to tell me that.

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