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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 19h

Me greeting the new starter at work today

Billie Piper on the set of Doctor Who, giving a double thumbs up in front of a wall painted with the words WELCOME TO HELL

Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Okay guys, I can't decide what to call this thing. A skelephone? Telebone? A secret, third thing? Vote now on your skelephones - telebones - whatever.

Plastic prop telephone made of three skulls stacked in a triangle, the phone dial is on the forehead of the top skeleton and a black receiver sits atop it.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You *could* go to Lombards and buy a plastic zombie, ghoul or vampire, or you could buy a realistic giant toad. Honestly I'm chuffed that this exists. It's not even, like, a zombie toad or anything. It's just a big frog, and I think that's neat.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The most terrifying thing of all this Halloween is the Melbourne rental situation.

A brown prop tombstone that reads "For rent, very small one bedroom, neighbours are quiet."

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Australian Halloween: where even the undead watch the AFL

Shop window display of a big skeleton holding flags for the Brisbane Lions and Fremantle Dockers AFL teams.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kmart finds: 1 - Not gonna lie, I would actually buy this 2 - That's an...interesting way to hang a skeleton 3 - Zombie handjob

Paper graveyard in a plastic dome. It allegedly lights up but it didn't work for me.

Pink plastic skeleton hung upside down with the rack through the pelvis

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No Mr Bath Skeleton, I don't think I'll put my finger there.

Halloween decoration of a skeleton in a bathtub with white fuzz for water. Between its legs is a tag that says "Press here".

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm bored. Here's an ongoing thread about my favourite Halloween stuff in shops right now. First off, these "Halloween spiders" are the gnarliest things I've ever seen sold in Coles.

Halloween decorations, an eyeball and a baby's head both with spider legs.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had to double check that we weren't in the same city cause it's been bucketing down all morning here!

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Decided to give Aniimo a go. If we're not gonna get a Monster Factory episode on this game's character creator, then by god I'll do it myself.

My character in Aniimo, a white-haired twink in a suit with metallic blue skin. Imagine the bastard child of Metal Sonic and Vox from Hazbin Hotel.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Monday night swims with rugby friends. Not to be horny on main but damn I'm looking good here.

Me at an indoor pool in budgy smugglers. I'm wet cause I just got out of the pool.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When you start despairing at the state of Australian politics: (with apologies to @jono.gay)

Box of pasta that says 'Australian made large spirals'

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Today was a good day for getting new art books 😁

Two books, The Art of The Mitchells Vs The Machines, and the Art of Gravity Falls

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This year's Halloween stuff is hitting the shops now, and while I haven't had a proper look yet the clear winner so far is Kmart for offering, of all things, a plush VAMPIRE CAPYBARA.

A plush capybara in a vampire cape with blood dripping from it's mouth.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Doing arm day at the gym, so I can give the best hugs.

Me, mustached man in a green tank top, flexing my arm for the camera

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Post your favourite dinosaur (that isn't T. rex) Triceratops will always be my number one

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Update on the current appearance of my flesh avatar, from Bruno Disco last night

Me, white man with a moustache in a leather vest and tank top with leather wrist and armbands, taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror in red lighting

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

When Bigfoot hits you up on Grindr 🥴

Advertisement on a flight of stairs at Southern Cross train station in Melbourne that says 'You could be sitting on a monster'

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

But on the whole it was a really good time - I got some good cards, as well as two commander decks (Blight Curse and Prismari) that were being sold at RRP for once.

Two rows of Magic the Gathering cards on a desk.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Rugby update: I'm actually playing now, just subbing on as a winger when needed but it's been fun! "But why are you in the 6 jersey when you're in the backs" it was the only spare in my size! 😝

Three rugby players, including myself, huddled together

Rugby match, a player got tackled and the teams are just getting to the site of the tackle

Group of rugby players huddled in a circle. Their uniforms are green and black.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

So...do you think I have enough lands out? #mtg

A game of Magic the Gathering. There is an absolute shitload of land cards out on my side.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The last two months have been shitty, but then last night the universe was like 'y'know what, why don't you have a REALLY good night': - Opened the booster that came with the MTG deck I bought yesterday and it had the attached mythic rare alt art foil card worth more than the deck itself 😱

The Magic the Gathering card Quantum Riddler, alternate art version

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The Enigma of Amigara Fault is one of my favourite short horror stories, but being gay has absolutely ruined it for me.

Panel from 'The Enigma of Amigara Fault'. Girl in front of wall of human-shaped holes says "But now that I'm here, there are so many holes I have no idea where it is..."

Panel from 'The Enigma of Amigara Fault'. Man says "I came here to look for my hole."

Panel from 'The Enigma of Amigara Fault'. Girl screams "I'm going to have to enter that hole. I'm going to die there, inside that hole!"

Panel from 'The Enigma of Amigara Fault'. Man filling human-shaped hole with rocks, saying "I'll fill this hole up! Just watch me!!"

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Went to a life drawing session last night for the first time in a while. This time I decided to practice with my iPad and Procreate, and I'm very excited by what I can do with it 🤩

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

It's a sad fact of life that good job applications don't write themselves

Me at my computer desk looking over it because I've got to write job applications

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I meant to finish this thread ages ago 😅 Book 3.4! The grand finale of the Deltora Quest series, and what a finale it is. It brings everything to a satisfying conclusion that fits both narratively and thematically with what DQ has been about. I couldn't put it down, even though I've read it before!

Cover for the fourth book of Deltora Quest 3 'The Sister of the South' depicting dragons flying against the moon.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

It was just a little wet at rugby practice last night 🌧️

Me in a raincoat in a park, absolutely drenched from the rain

Two people under an umbrella watching rugby practice in the rain

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Today, in photos taken moments before (and after) disaster

Four playing pieces on a Tsuro board, facing an empty spot where a tile will be placed

The same Tsuro board, after the tile was placed and three of the players pieces were sent off the edge

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

But it's ok! I got home and ran a nice bath 🫧

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Sometimes the universe tells you, in no uncertain terms, that you're not meant to go that way.

Flooded underground tunnel in a train station

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

2026 is the year of the horse The horse:

Magic the Gathering card, It that Rides As One. It's a horse and rider fused together into a horrible monster

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This was more impressive to me than AI

Digimon virtual pet in original packaging

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

#Pokemon30 Who's your favourite... ...Starter? ...Pokémon? ...Eeveelution? ...Legendary?

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork. I don't think I can get anything better for this than LARP-ing in a kilt and funny animal hat with a home-made spellbook.

Me, holding a magic book, dressed up as a...wizard? For a LARP event.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

34 today. Celebrated by grabbing balls and running around.

Me, bearded man, in a game of touch footy. I've got the ball and I'm running as fast as I can. My teammates are following behind me.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Speaking of kaiju-Digimon hybrids, Skullgreymon G-Erosion Mode (in the original post) became Mugendramon MFS-3 today, a reference to the plot of 2002's Godzilla X Mechagodzilla, and it's not the only evolutionary line to homage the films like this. This fucking device, you guys.

The Digimon Colour Godzilla 70th Edition (white) showing Mugendramon MFS-3, a robotic dinosaur monster, on the screen.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The best part of this warm weather is now I can start my weekends without pants #mightdeletethislater

Me, a bearded white man, shirtless in a chair and holding a cider

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I wasn't planning on watching Eurovision again but I'm definitely not now. The EBU can't keep shooting itself in the foot like this if they want the show to survive. Major props to the countries that pulled out, hopefully more follow suit.

Screenshot from the Eurovision performance of "Europapa" showing PAIN in giant flaming letters above a stage.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I've acquired yet another Beepy Thing: the Digimon Colour Godzilla 70th Anniversary Edition. It could have just been a Digimon device with kaiju but it's far more than that. There's unique mechanics, a quest mode, even bizarre kaiju-Digimon hybrids. Bandai went HARD with this one.

The Digital Monster Colour Godzilla 70th edition (white version) showing Skullgreymon G-Erosion Mode.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

It's serving Gerry Anderson puppet face

The Tracey brothers puppets from Thunderbirds, because they look like the weird plastic surgery trend in the article, but they make it work because they're cool puppet people who fly spaceships and make the world a better place.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

First game of touch footy tonight! Did not expect to start it falling backwards on my butt but everyone's got to start somewhere.

Me in green footy gear on the field, signalling to swap with another player in reserve.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

A tale of two Halloween outfits. The first for a friend's party where the theme was "come as a fan of something". The second for TnJ Horny Halloween, where the theme was...well, "horny".

Me, dripping in dinosaur themed clothing, with a stuffed Triceratops toy.

Me taking a selfie in a really dirty club bathroom mirror, I'm wearing leather harness, vest, bands, and a headband with antlers. Dark makeup is smeared around my eyes.

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Timothée Baphomet @fossilotter.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Six people at Halloween den night tonight recognised that I was Stolas from Helluva Boss, and one of them said it made his night. I'm feeling chuffed. 😊

Me in my Halloween costume, a representation of Stolas from Helluva Boss with his cape, crown and glasses to simulate his eyes. I'm holding a drink and standing in front of fake cobwebs.

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