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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 13m
Why does my Geiger counter make a whining sound near smoke detectors? It normally makes the clicks near radioactive sources
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 58m
Wow this pic from the Curiosity Rover on Mars’ Mount Sharp is really dramatic
Lots of formations called yardangs 
NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe because they don’t want to tell on themselves to THE GOVERNMENT
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 5h
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Carmen Sandiego on Fox Kids
ALT: Carmen Sandiego on Fox Kids
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 12h
Oh Danny Trejo! I thought you were cool…
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 13h
All of remember of that show was the pancakes floating into space
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 21h
It’s the late 1500’s. You want to visit the largest Cabinet of Curiosities in Europe to see the world’s greatest mineral collection. But a lion and a tiger freely roam the collections and there’s a high chance you will be mauled
Rudolf’s collection in Prague Castle
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d hate to be the FHSU PR person
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My fossil dealer friends are also pissed off at Mason for sneakily trying something. We all love the Sternberg
Bro hand shake with paleontologists and fossil dealers being mad at the FHsU
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah that one
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know what just came to mind? The Los Angeles Museum of Natural History tried to auction off some Sternberg specimens for funds a decade ago lol
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably something like “you can sell a few key pieces to middle eastern museums to fund the rest for years” The middle east and china have been spending a lot of money on their natural history museum boom. So FHSU could claim that “a piece is going to a museum”
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For the geospatial analysis of ancient sites of course
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ya, it’s bizarre. His business is Middle East antiquities. He only just got into dinosaurs.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its now been confirmed that Mason and some others at FHSU decided to talk to a london based middle east antiquities dealer that Mason heard on a podcast. So instead of talking to someone in-house or even in the US about ethical deaccessioning, she does this. www.hdnews.net/2026/10/07/b...
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BREAKING NEWS - Salomon Aaron Identified as FHSU’s Outside Museum Adviser; Sternberg Fundraising Goal Raised to $1 Million - Hays Daily News
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's weird, I've never heard of this guy, and I'm in the natural history industry so I know the movers and shakers. I looked him up and he's a middle east antiquities dealer trying to get into fossils
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.hdnews.net/2026/10/06/n...
hdnews.net
Mason Cannot Pinpoint Sternberg Decision Date, but Outside Consultation Came Before Museum Staff Meeting - Hays Daily News
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm curious who Mason consulted about de-accessioning the Sternberg's collections. My read of this is that they weren't planning to auction off specimens but were willing to sell them off to other museums.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bane: radical leftist or nihilist?
Bane
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean Geico had the gecko, and the Caveman (which got adapted to an ABC sitcom), and let us not forget the Tiny House commercial. I do miss Erin of Esurance who was retired too early because people kept making adult fan art
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh is that where Podkayne came from! There's a character named Podkayne in a John Varley novel, she was born on Mars.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woah
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m just wondering how easy it’d be to clean
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Robert Boessenecker, Dr. of Whaleontology ™️ @coastalpaleo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I am obligated by law to get this popcorn bucket
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Only a white guy would have the audacity to examine the question of whether we are Human or Dancer & literally fall to his knees in search of the answer instead of simply stepping foot into the club & immediately realizing that Human and Dancer are not two mutually exclusive things to be.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, so I have lunar meteorites (big meteorite hits the Moon, breaks off a chunk, which lands on Earth). When I break a lunar meteorite, there's an oxidation smell. I HAVE SMELLED THE MOON
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, so I have lunar meteorites (big meteorite hits the Moon, breaks off a chunk, which lands on Earth). When I break a lunar meteorite, there's an oxidation smell. I HAVE SMELLED THE MOON
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@knifeboots.xyz Hey! Check your email or DMs
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Raffle is over! Winners are being notified in order!
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1990a Taco Bell dog
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I was not traumatized by the knight that was fried by the boobie sphinxes
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey hey! Stuck in the parking garage at the Strathmore
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There we go www.instagram.com/reel/Dbjjvqk...
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw a bunch of posts about these things so I needed to find out what they taste like
Sunkist Fruit Gems
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oooh I didn’t know they made Get Jiro into a series. This was a graphic novel written by Anthony Bourdain and Joel Rose back in 2012
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congrats Quartz! With the support of @mineralcup.bsky.social I'm running a raffle for some quartz specimens! There will be 3 winners with the 1st winner getting first choice and so on. Make a donation to AGU's student travel fund (instructions on next post) and gain one entry per $15. 1/2
Big quartz cluster from ArkansasRose Quartz sphere with asterism 29 carat Amethyst
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once the account pops up again I’ll post a link
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a guy I follow on Insta who tests out parachutes and sails he buys on Amazon. He has a backup chute of course since 95% of the Amazon ones fail
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FYI there are only 7 entries so far, so your odds are really good.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catching on episodes of The Secrets of Sk!nwalker ranch and haha, Colossal Biosciences makes a cameo to do a DNA test on a wolf carcass and the DNA comes back 11% Eurasian gray wolf and 89% unknown. The biologist they consult says the jaws match JUVENILE DIREWOLF. LOL I love this show.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ya, with the amateur the robot is taking no damage, only self defeating or if it gets knocked over
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Mineral Cup & Ore Cup @mineralcup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the most frequent daydreams people share with us is a wish to win a specimen of the Champion. This year, you can.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@killgrove.bsky.social
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Instructions: 1) Make your donation here: www.agu.org/honors/fmstg... 2) Forward your receipt to fossillocator@gmail.com 3) I will write your name on a slip and put it into a bucket, include your handle, per $15 donated 4) drawing 10/5/26 3 pm EDT 5) Free US shipping, subsidized international s/h
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Give to the AGU Student Travel Grant | AGU
Support the AGU Student Travel Grant.
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congrats Quartz! With the support of @mineralcup.bsky.social I'm running a raffle for some quartz specimens! There will be 3 winners with the 1st winner getting first choice and so on. Make a donation to AGU's student travel fund (instructions on next post) and gain one entry per $15. 1/2
Big quartz cluster from ArkansasRose Quartz sphere with asterism 29 carat Amethyst
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Started my month with one of those supposed real life paranormal stories podcasts. Today's episode was about the appearance of Goblins in eastern Kentucky after the 2022 floods. Do I think the people saw something? Yes. Was it Goblins? Prob not. Could it be a weird cave dwelling hominid? Maybe
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh come on now, why would you ban a fight between a consenting human and a teleoperated robot?
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Annihilation (2018) Dir. Alex Garland
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