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Liz 🏴‍☠️

@forthepirates.bsky.social
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Liz's Bespoke Pornography Emporium | marketer with a splash of ADHD | she/her | 30’s Midwest US 🌽 SG1, SGA, BSG, OFMD, GO, Firefly, BtVS

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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We’re in for the expanded Letterkenny universe, right? Right!?
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me, downloading Skylight to try to get off the clock app: oh, these people are familiar! Yes, Liz. That’s how this app works. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Daniel Jackson is in Smallville!?!
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Casually dragging @michellethestan.bsky.social into my den of iniquity and hockey. Also hi I still exist.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
NEW STARGATE!??? Oh, I’m going to be insufferable.
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a man in a black coat is standing in a dark room with the words comtrya !!! below him
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’m sorry but Düsseldorf airport is not great. Truly never again.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Okay but OG depression robe?
A painting in a gold fancy frame with a woman wearing a red floral kimino laying down.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ready to terrorize Amsterdam* for two solid days before a week of work meetings. *see museums and get excited about trains
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Me with booze on a plane: okay but what if I write something spicy Anyway here’s my drafts and shout out to the brand spanking new Clex that appeared yesterday.
A series of documents with various titles like shirt, new - chips, and duh.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Whoever the anon is that’s writing “Wants and Needs” has my whole heart. Everyone go read it. Immediately. archiveofourown.org/series/4984391
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Wants & Needs - Anonymous - Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Smallville authors I know you wrote dirtier stuff than this. Never mind that I’m 20 years too late barreling into Clex like the koolaide man with an AO3 account.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Smallville authors: gimme your fic recs. I’ve found at least one of you. And I’m like a week away from writing my own.
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
At dinner with @barbadosbrigand.bsky.social, @gingerlyvibing.bsky.social, and @forthepirates.bsky.social and our server’s name is Darby. Naturally, we’ve decided she’s Rhys Darby’s long-lost cousin. We are now exclusively referring to her as Darby Darby. She’s being a great sport about it.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hi I’m back can we talk about Superman what’s the deal who do we ship
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I heard we were talking about RPF and resurrected myself.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Okay so far Paris > Amsterdam > Cologne but honestly this whole European tapas tour is going so well. Also I cried at the top of Eiffel Tower because like privilege and I can’t believe we’re here and like. Idk man. The world is beautiful and it’s okay to get caught up in it.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Let’s gooooo.
A woman with blue nails is holding a glass of champagne. There’s a screen with  a picture of a delta plane. It is Fancy As Fuck.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Remember two years ago when I hadn’t left the country? And now I’m just casually going on Dee and Liz’s Grand European Tour? @deedeetrick.bsky.social let’s ride on trains and eat cheese!
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It started with a pirate show and now it’s a plan for a post apocalyptic commune. What a time to be alive.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The horrors have returned. I think it’s time for a non fandom account here.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Apparently I’m writing more of the Steddyhands office au nobody asked for.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Rewatching the Magicians and I forgot how much I loved Quentin and Eliot together.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas! My nieces are staring me down and I’m ready for a nap.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Lol remember when my first beta in the fandom told me that I was writing too much dirty talk and that it was clear that I thought it was hot. Like yeah, that’s why I was writing it. Anyway.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If I ever try to fly this close to Christmas, tell me now. In other news, I’ll have been traveling for like 26 hours by the time I get home.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Okay who’s in London wants to see Mean Girls tonight in London? Seriously. I can’t sell these two tickets. And I’m flying home this morning.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I just got upgraded to Delta One on this flight. It’s quite literally a Christmas miracle.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Okay, maybe the hot dog in front of Westminster wasn’t the best idea.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Ham sandwich from Mark & Spencer with spicy prawn cocktail crisps is the same thing as a baloney sandwich with Doritos. I will take no further questions at this time.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Tea at the Shard. Fun fact: Nathan Foad told me it’s where he takes his mother as a treat.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
In a pub in Notting Hill getting fish and chips the week before Christmas. Having a bit of oh shit this is cool moment.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
First impressions of British Airways: oh, this is worse than a bus.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
We’re in a Premier Inn for the night in the boonies and they put me on the ground floor and I’m going to have to be nice about it at this work dinner.
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a woman sitting at a table with the words " one must champion oneself and say "
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So I might have messed up our theater tickets (anyone want to see Mean Girls next Sunday night?), but we had a delightful time wandering around. Next stop, somewhere west of the city for work.
A view of Trafalger Square in London at night. You can see the National Gallery lit up in the background and there’s a Christmas tree that looks vaguely like a cactus (no offense). It’s very dark and there’s a Christmas market you can almost see in the background. The monument at Trafalger Square lit up at night.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I hope you’re all ready for Liz takes London p2 content this week. Also if any locals want to join me for Christmas markets on Fri / Sat, let me know.
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a woman is wearing a christmas wreath around her head .
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I bought an emotional support pickle at the con and I’ve literally never been in love with something more. His name is Terry and he’s the perfect size.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Me updating the state department about my upcoming work trip: please enjoy this list of the six or seven Hiltons I’ll be staying at
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Shout out to @michellethestan.bsky.social for getting a pic of me trying to make cheese dip in a cup with a blow dryer in the corn commune.
There are lots of snacks on a table and a woman is using a hairdryer to heat up a plastic cup full of cheese. She is covered by an orange heart because no one needs to see her pajamas. There is a sign on the wall that says, “our flag means sluts” in glittery cut outs. The blow dryer and cup of cheese is circled in red for ease of viewing.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Continuing my tradition of meeting Nathan and losing it.
Nathan in a black shirt and gray tank smiling. Liz is in a white sweater with an orange heart over her face. She is not sure why she wrote this in the third person.
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A.J. Dee ✨🍉 @deedeetrick.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I remember when words used to have meaning
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Want a corn tattoo or a tiny orange? Come find me at GalaxyCon! Friday I might be dressed as Kaylee from Firefly, Saturday I’ll likely be dressed as a business casual version of Olivia.
A badge of my profile icon and my name, Liz / ForThePirates, against a lit Christmas tree. Also my awkward hand.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I know people give the Midwest crap but genuinely we are the most welcoming bunch. You’re all going to be fed and hydrated and tipsy.
A Target shopping cart full of booze (Bubbles, hard seltzer) and chips. Because Liz enjoys feeding people and also offering them beverages.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What do you mean it’s tomorrow? No, like, what do you mean?
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Fun fact: I am horrifically sentimental.
A picture of a photo album with memorabilia from C2E2 2023: a blue badge with the words “cornies take Chicago”, a C2E2 badge, and a picture of Jim from OFMD with a giant orange. Also my wrist. Shout out to my wrist. A photo of a page in an album. There’s a badge from SuperCon 2023 aka ConCon and a bunch of colored badge flags around the image. They have been lovingly saved. But they’re also very wrinkled. A photo of a page in an album with memorabilia from MCM fall 2023. There’s a badge, a few stickers, and two bracelets. Two stickers are very shiny. A photo of a page in an album. There’s a bi flag with “our flag means slay” written in pink paint from C2E2 2023. If you squint, you might be able to see me awkwardly taking this in the reflection. How fun!
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Lost the corn tattoos because that’s who I am as a person and in the process of ordering rush replacements, I had to explain to this poor dude on the phone why I needed low-res corn clip art temporary tattoos rush shipped to Columbus.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Oh shit, GalaxyCon is this week.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Doing the most violently Midwest thing and running to get a target pickup order wearing a hoodie and boxers when it’s only 32 outside.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I GET TO HUG MY CORNIES IN TWO WEEKS.
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a picture of a corn on the cob with the caption it 's corn time
Alt: Creepy person that’s corn with a face says, it’s corn time!
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
lol about to pull off one of the biggest projects of my career. behind every boss corporate millennial is a trench coat full of cheese and anxiety.
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Liz 🏴‍☠️ @forthepirates.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have a Very Big Work Thing happening on Friday and I’ve gone full Rodney McKay to make sure it launches on time.
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a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a computer screen with the words doctor fumbles mc stupid written below him
Alt: Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis is being frustrated and sassy with the words, doctor fumbles mc stupid written below him
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