shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 22/01/2025no invite like a class-action lawsuit invite 🤑 030
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 22/01/2025was happy at my job until returning from a 6-week writing residency 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025walked into a cafe in rural west virginia & everyone turned to look at me like in a movie 140
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 12/01/2025if you're disturbed by google ai complicity, this is an easy small thing you can do! to change ecosia to your default browser on an iphone's safari: > go to settings > search for & click safari > click "search engine" > select ecosia! 1166
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 11/01/2025i am so endeared to jalen williams's 100% earnest W.W.J.D. neck tattoo 000
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 08/01/2025en route to a work meeting, i idly thought "time to pretend i'm a real person" 030
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 07/01/2025it's so cold out that my door handle snapped off in my hand 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 29/12/2024i'm more worried about saguaros becoming sentient 000
Reposted by shy watson 𓅯michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024returning to work on the first monday of the new year … my own personal january 6th 011
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 24/12/2024back in mountain standard time.... where i belong! ⛰️🕰️ 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 20/12/2024i keep fantasizing about an editor buying my novel & how i'd just start sobbing tears of joy 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 19/12/2024the drivers in the far right lane passing everybody are the real free thinkers 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 17/12/2024at our holiday lunch & my colleague just referred to her upcoming time off as a "impending series of unfortunate events" 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 03/12/2024why do costar horoscopes always sound like drunk undergrad diary entries cut into strips then drawn at random from a chelsea boot 030
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 03/12/2024riding in a lyft thru times square after being on an island with only 200 residents and 0 stop lights for 6 weeks is, um, very derealizing!!!!!! 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 29/11/2024remember when i said i was going to start training for fishers island's turkey trot? well, it's today and i didn't do that 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 27/11/2024not me daydreaming about moving to los angeles... 100
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 26/11/2024not me daydreaming about moving to oxford, mississippi 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 26/11/2024not me daydreaming about moving to cincinnati.... 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 26/11/2024not me daydreaming about moving to las vegas.... 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 26/11/2024wild how portrait of a lady on fire is brokeback mountain II 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 24/11/2024apparently this is what i'm like at a dinner party 050
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i asked catch for advice and she said "read On the Road by Jack Kerouac" 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 22/11/2024wow i can't believe beach bum is easy rider II 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 21/11/2024all institutions that require letters of recommendation should pay the recommenders for their time 140
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 20/11/2024literally why did this loaf of bread come with a social security number 120
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 20/11/2024everyone is a pawn in my game when the game is please bring me my tennis shoes from the studio building so i can begin training for fishers island's turkey trot 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 19/11/2024today begins my 9-day training period for fishers island's annual 3-mile turkey trot 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 17/11/2024in the still for this music video, she's standing in front of the mural on the side of the theater my dad and i went to all the time when i was a kid :) 040
Reposted by shy watson 𓅯Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 15/11/2024oh hey just some writers i deeply admire saying some nice shit about STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE (March 18 2025) by a clown 4 u clowns 49512
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 15/11/2024 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓊝 ࿐𓂃𓂃𓂃 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆝⋆.˚ 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆞 𓆉𓆝𓇼𓆟 𖦹°‧𓆝𓆡𓆜 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼·. 060
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 15/11/2024⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⡶⠗ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⡟⠐⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⠂ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣿⠿⠿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣷ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣧⣿⣿⣿⠀⠸⠘⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣹⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⡸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠂⡀⠨⠉⢻⣿⣟⣿⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⡀⢠⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠂⠂⠁⢠⢿⣿⡒⠡⠂⠂⠐⠰⠁⡀⠂ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠆⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠠⠀ 040
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 14/11/2024⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠉⠻⢿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⠟⠁ 150
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 02/09/2023my 21 y/o boss had 6 step dads & now her mother lives in a "barndominium" with her horses 000
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 28/08/2023played croquet with my neighbors & all i got were 5 mosquito bites and a losing title 000
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 26/08/2023my cousin spelled "presence" like "presents" on her DnD themed wedding invitation 020
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 23/08/2023an undergrad gave me a job today, said all the staff are "besties" 030
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 21/08/2023one of my bar regulars, an alcoholic 59 y/o regional manager for general mills, offered to drive my car from montana to virginia for me 010
shy watson 𓅯 @formermissnj.bsky.social · 19/08/2023i did it. i smoked weed & became instantly 5000x funnier 010
Reposted by shy watson 𓅯Kevin Maloney @kevinmaloney.net · 18/08/2023I had such a great conversation w/ Shy Watson over at The Creative Independent, talking about my process and the artists who inspire me and how ultimately I still don't know what I'm doing. Hope you all dig it! 🔥🔥🔥 thecreativeindependent.com/people/w…thecreativeindependent.comOn when to set rulesWriter Kevin Maloney discusses the importance of play, the meaning of life, and finding family within the arts. 0104
