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TheyCallMeSarge

@formerlyfab.bsky.social
50 followers 27 following 51 posts

Gen X Wastoid.

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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Very excited to add my very own @smutpop.bsky.social print to my collection!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Amazing. Set up is next level!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I LOVE to see it!!!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ohhhhhhh the colors 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Get yourself some of that good, good Smut! I’ve seen the work in person and was blown away! Very proud of my friend 🧡✨🧡
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Awesome!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Awesome!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Pre storm stoning out on the porch.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Work in progress. My first attempt at shoes✨ Ultimately will be fully encrusted when finished. ✨🖤✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Dicks out for the Str8 Bros.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Smell my finger.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Beautiful!!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
And both on the same day in different states no less. You BEAST. ✨💚✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Great choice! I had to stomp down mid pod to watch the video. Back in the day, the gays went UP for this! (This one still does😃) Marco, don’t sleep on the Too Funky video. Amazing Mugler fashions, supermodels and drag queens, what’s not to love
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I like going into listening without having seen them recently. Your style is always so descriptive and it jogs my memories. Then I’ll watch as a kind of wrap up to each episode. I suppose if it’s one I don’t remember at all I may watch first.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Taken to watching them right after.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Right on Marco! Having been a lifelong Madonna fan, I respect your takes! Saw the Virgin Tour at the end of my Jr year in high school in 85 and almost every one since.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Wonderful! Very longtime fan of all your other Pods, and books! Just found this and am thrilled to binge through the first 24 or so episodes.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
💖
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Every gay needs a little SMUT
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Nice one! I like the cool blue gradients 💙💙💙
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Best wishes! I for sure understand the feelings. Everytime I had to stand behind a table of my work it was a bit terrifying. You always settle in after it’s all set up and underway. 😃 I always had to say to myself it’s not for everyone, but the ones it is for love it.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Gorge!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Starting in on new Orange Sparkle Jock. Been trying different glues and the new E-6000 flexible fabri-fuse is awesome! Dries super clear, flexible and strong as heck without the fumes and strings from regular E-6000.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So good! I love the tiny little flowers. ✨🧡✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Oh Hay
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Another stoned, stoning Sunday. Working on 2 dicks simultaneously, mother would be so proud! 🧡✨🧡✨🧡 #sparkledick #rhinestoning #stoned
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The front zipper is a close second.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Stoned stoning on a dreary Sunday. This will ultimately have a Fuchsia tip and veins with Montana Blue to fill in the rest.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
media.tenor.com
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ALT: Pussywillow Serialmom GIF
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What’s not to love!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The talented and adorable @smutpop.bsky.social sporting the Pink stoned jock I made for him. Happy to count him among the people I consider my family. ✨💖✨ Looking forward to a couple of arty collaborations in the near future.
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Smutpop @smutpop.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I’m in love with this jock @formerlyfab.bsky.social 😍😍 !!!! Thank you 😘😘
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
🤩
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
It looks so good! Wear it in good health and good shoes sweetie ✨💖✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The passion of red, with the sweetness of yellow. New towel hook.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It’s way more sparkly in person :-(
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
New Orange Sparkle Dick. Printed by @knuckledive.bsky.social using @3dsm.bsky.social lovely Weiner! This one is getting hung in my bathroom as a towel hook. But, as my mother always said “There’s always more Dicks coming your way”
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
New Sparkle Jock fresh off the table. Used Pink Hyacinth A/B crystals with a Silver Hematite accent. It stretches just fine and is insanely twinkly in person ✨✨💖✨✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Some WIP’s and some finished pieces from my recent foray into Stoning.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Angus is Hot A/F. That big ol’ push broom mustache 🤩🤩
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If there’s two things I love, it’s sparkles and dick! @knuckledive.bsky.social made a 3D print of @3dsm.bsky.social for me and I encrusted it in crystal stones. It’s glorious. #sparkledick #stonedbysarge
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Custom fully stoned jockstrap for @knuckledive.bsky.social using Blue Flare glass crystals.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Cannnot wait to encrust that dick. ✨✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Omg. THE DREAM!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Well the spooky elites have spoken kids. Let’s all just kick back and relax.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
P S I’m a little bit of both, and I love your reviews!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yeah that’s the perfect storm of 2 massive fandoms that aren’t known for restraint. The Ari nat ors and the theatre gays. Ouchie.
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