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TheyCallMeSarge

@formerlyfab.bsky.social
50 followers 27 following 51 posts

Gen X Wastoid.

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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Very excited to add my very own @smutpop.bsky.social print to my collection!
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Get yourself some of that good, good Smut! I’ve seen the work in person and was blown away! Very proud of my friend 🧡✨🧡
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Pre storm stoning out on the porch.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Work in progress. My first attempt at shoes✨ Ultimately will be fully encrusted when finished. ✨🖤✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Every gay needs a little SMUT
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Starting in on new Orange Sparkle Jock. Been trying different glues and the new E-6000 flexible fabri-fuse is awesome! Dries super clear, flexible and strong as heck without the fumes and strings from regular E-6000.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Another stoned, stoning Sunday. Working on 2 dicks simultaneously, mother would be so proud! 🧡✨🧡✨🧡 #sparkledick #rhinestoning #stoned
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Stoned stoning on a dreary Sunday. This will ultimately have a Fuchsia tip and veins with Montana Blue to fill in the rest.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The talented and adorable @smutpop.bsky.social sporting the Pink stoned jock I made for him. Happy to count him among the people I consider my family. ✨💖✨ Looking forward to a couple of arty collaborations in the near future.
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Smutpop @smutpop.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I’m in love with this jock @formerlyfab.bsky.social 😍😍 !!!! Thank you 😘😘
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The passion of red, with the sweetness of yellow. New towel hook.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
New Orange Sparkle Dick. Printed by @knuckledive.bsky.social using @3dsm.bsky.social lovely Weiner! This one is getting hung in my bathroom as a towel hook. But, as my mother always said “There’s always more Dicks coming your way”
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
New Sparkle Jock fresh off the table. Used Pink Hyacinth A/B crystals with a Silver Hematite accent. It stretches just fine and is insanely twinkly in person ✨✨💖✨✨
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Some WIP’s and some finished pieces from my recent foray into Stoning.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If there’s two things I love, it’s sparkles and dick! @knuckledive.bsky.social made a 3D print of @3dsm.bsky.social for me and I encrusted it in crystal stones. It’s glorious. #sparkledick #stonedbysarge
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Custom fully stoned jockstrap for @knuckledive.bsky.social using Blue Flare glass crystals.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Not YouTube serving me a F*x news ad while watching @tomeybones.bsky.social Serving C*nt.
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TheyCallMeSarge @formerlyfab.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Chucked all my Holiday stuff in my already sparkly and colorful bathroom this year. I love it, makes me smile a bit every time I go in.
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