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dancefloor intimacy coordinator

@formerbluecheck.bsky.social
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Here for lots of good will and maybe one small thrill Brooklyn, NY

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly I have never backed a worse horse in my life
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be less a twitch and more like a theragun
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so we’re glorifying emotional manipulation now? ok
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know people catfish every day but seeing someone do it with AI it feels somehow more sinister? Like do we think this user set it up to catfish a specific person?
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hit up an account on the apps that was catfishing with a bunch of AI pics. Really simping over the muscles. I thought it’d flirt and try extracting nudes from me but it just went “haha thanks bud” and then moved on
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Family Guy still of Peter wearing a chastity belt and nothing else in bed, being confronted by a horny Grimace
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw a Folsom video of a guy hanging from a lamp post jerking and shooting onto the street and all the crowd around him had their phones up filming. Nobody’s living in the moment :(
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
5 weeks post knee repair and I’m graduating from one crutch to a cane
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The answer may surprise you
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you see someone without a boner, give em yours! or whatever Dolly Parton said
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m all lathered up
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you using the bator soap dispenser?
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this experimental performance of Of Mice and Men you’re doing on here
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hearing loud music and seeing men in tiny shorts for the first time in weeks
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I can do is post about it and hope they realise
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we WILL be recreating this picture next time I see you
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s like guys if you want bears who like Pokémon I can recommend dozens who are actually real
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re gonna let em twist in the wind
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Only repeat offenders will not be afforded such a courtesy
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I spent a chunk of my weekend unpacking some AI hot guy accounts on IG — that are easy to mistake for real when your judgement is impaired by horniness — and explaining to people that no, you should not sign up for ‘his’ OF
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
have been so Zeldapilled this week I heard someone say “Zohran” and my brain momentarily processed it as a mashup of ‘Zora’ and ‘Goron’
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
standing by this
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait no my main prediction is the OoT remake has decuntified the Great Fairy and that’s all anyone is gonna talk about for the next week
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda direct predictions 15 mins Ocarina gameplay 3 Ocarina of Time amiibo Stills from Zelda movie, trailer dropped in future direct Anniversary edition Switch 2 Four Swords Adventures on Switch Online Twilight Princess not mentioned Ads for Hasbro Zelda toys, upcoming TOTK book
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me learning I’ve been banned for life from a certain Las Vegas spa
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Casey again @caseylikesguys.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s almost the holiday weekend yall
Sex shaming article of Twitter user CtrlAltDlt with his headshot and quote “‘I just want to celebrate Labor Day by having a man impregnate me,’ he said in one post.”
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
same goes for beard length
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if your app profile shows you with short hair AND long hair in photos you gotta tell me which is current before we proceed and I should NOT have to ask
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This screenshot always pisses me off because 1.30 should be “Try it, then knock it”
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
very brief summer recap
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My enemy
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gaymer - 12 x 12 in. image, limited edition photo, printed on archive cotton-rag paper. Limited edition of 5. studio-lacombe.square.site/product/gaym...
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Whenever I see joint couple profiles on Scruff I wonder what the incident was that means they can’t have separate accounts now
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There’s literally a fan in my pocket but I also am happy to see you
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reading your horny replies never fails to improve my day
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s the only place I capture anything worth posting
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
still surviving on fire island
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
unfortunately gonna say this is definitely a haemorrhoid fetish person who wants to crank it to the knowledge that you have one
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
God I hate these demons so much
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ok but did you see you can show dick publicly on there now
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
g’day
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My combined report from Ptown and Fire Island is that gay guys are absolutely feral for a leopard print speedo right now
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gay Guy Jeopardy game 3 was a success
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🌊
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What an exquisite surprise
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It cranks
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
mmhmm let me put my good Nasty Pig on for the function
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
en route to Provincetown
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is just like that Jessie ware song
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Saying “his bulge is mostly balls” as a gotcha is crazy. Like oh no my dessert is mostly whipped cream
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