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Formal Giraffe

@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
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I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking #YNWA

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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FINALLY!
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It filled up a bit..
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🤘
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anthony Taylor retiring! Finally some good news web.banterfc.app/s/d3ef288203...
Banter FC post about Anthony Taylor retiring
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Classic Steve 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They'll punish fuckin anyone but City
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#WorldCup
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not sure RM are getting the bargain they think - but I'm mostly just surprised they are actually paying a club for a player for a change #CFC #Chelsea
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Criminals nick England gear, immediately investigated for lack of ambition 🤣 #WorldCup web.banterfc.app/post/440 banterfc.app
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Partey denied entry to Canada. The US govt however will probably accept him with open arms #WorldCup web.banterfc.app/post/438
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wonder what the total red cards count will be by the end of the competition #WorldCup banterfc.app web.banterfc.app/post/436
https://web.banterfc.app/post/436
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Gutted for Endo #LFC
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Few things show you how much people dislike Arsenal for how they've killed football all year like the sheer ratio on people liking the fact that they're sad 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
😯 I don't always have good news when I wake up, but...
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I was ready to cut Duolingo loose a few months or so back, but out of sheer bloody mindedness, I wanted to hit 1000. The app has been awful for over a year, more AI, less teaching, and the stupid energy system. 1000 continuous days, and I'm free from it 😂
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You've got me beat.. it won't hit 40C here until June 1st 😂
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The mascot... It haunts my dreams 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cursed image. 🤣 Las Vegas Lights mascot.. Viva
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Not a bad view for the Las Vegas Lights v Colorado Springs Switchbacks
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ends up looking like that when it's on (that's not mine, I haven't ventured out yet, but looks about the same)
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"yeah, but what are gonna do about it? Nothing, that's what" - howard webb, probably
BBC report of pgmol cheating on manchester utds behalf
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They had that. We didn't win every game under Klopp. But we went into each game expecting a win, and even when we lost, knew that they'd left everything out there. I made a post about this earlier (added as an image) - the apathy shown is the why. I guarantee nobody is enjoying being pissed off
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm so tired of being tired of football. I don't even feel angry like I was with Roy Hodgson. I'm just deflated. Slot makes it hard to care, because it's clear he doesn't. Roy was just out of his depth, Slot gives off vibes of it just mattering. web.banterfc.app/post/396
Shared post from Banter FC
https://web.banterfc.app/post/396
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If this doesn't sum up work for this last week for me... (Credit: Making Money - Terry Pratchett)
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Never thought I'd see the fucking day a supposed Liverpool fan was a racism and reform apologist. You know what.. I'll see you lot tomorrow., bright and early (4:30am) for the match. I'm likely to start calling people cunts if I keep reading shit like this.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Useless fuckers
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Don't forget, Banter FC is now available on iOS, Android, and on the web web.banterfc.app/post/366 (And unlike Bluesky, there is a working edit feature 🤣 - sorry for the repost here!)
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Maybe I'm getting old, but I don't remember journalistic standards being so low. Ridiculous clickbait (It's about the red sox, not about Liverpool)
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
BHA vs CHE score in Banter FC
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sure, leave the RB on the bench and play a midfielder there. Why not? *sigh*
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
As the season comes closer to ending, I'm going to be more and more annoying pushing Banter FC before the official release. Sorry in advance! I'd *really* appreciate it if you all would give it a download and try it out banterfc.app Available on iOS and Android, and the web version is coming soon
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Football fans! Banter FC is a football only app that has everything you need in one place. Chat with fans, create groups with your friends, get live match updates, standings, lineups.. No reposts, influencers or algorithms pushing paid accounts banterfc.app - avail iOS & Android #PremierLeague
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I mean - I wouldn't put it past them to outfit ICE like that, they do love larping... But the wings might get in the way of beating innocent people
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Surprising line up Frankly shocked that Rio is finally being trusted to start, and Hugo to the bench.. Here's hoping for a flowing attacking game for a change
Lineup for Liverpool vs Fulham
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We love Liverpool. That's the fans getting behind the team, not behind arnes ego.
BBC news report with quotes from arne slot
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Opinion time please folks.. bit of a philosophical disagreement on the best way to display live events during the match. Earliest events at the top, or most recent at the top?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sure 1.0.8 just dropped with a bunch of new features (follow your fave users, drafts, tags, bookmarks) - but 1.0.9 is shaping up nicely It'll bring World Cup, Private & Public Groups, and live match updates It'll also be the last major feature update for a while until we build out the web version
Live match updates in Banter FC
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I've been stuck in meetings.. what on earth is happening? 🤣 Just need Sporting to pull their finger out now 🤣🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What do we think?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's hard to see others living your dream
Tudor leaves spurs
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The Banter FC stickers finally got here today \o/ My dev machine is now properly kitted out 😁
Banter FC stickers
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Still a long way to go - but the web version IS coming In the meantime - don't forget that Banter FC is available in the Apple App Store, and Google Play Store - Or get the direct links to them here: banterfc.app #BanterFC #Football
Banter FC Web is coming
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It has been a MORNING.. But Banter FC 1.0.7 is out on Android and winging its way through Apple review now A big thank you once again to everyone who has tried it out! We appreciate you all! The real question for today is, should I have a proper HONK IF YOU HATE VAR bumper sticker made?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hang on.. they are 🤣 I really just assumed we were lower - shows my level of despair 🤣
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