Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am still baffled how that was a pen. It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball 0100
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gets worse.. next game is a 4:30am kick off 🤣🤣🤣 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jesus fuck Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle? 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026That is probably the most toothless, gutless defending I've seen from a Liverpool team in 10 years. 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Like I keep telling you all, Cody Gakpo is our best player, and should be going nowhere 🤣😂 140
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ref suddenly found his cards has he? Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time. 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Their twat of a manager wearing a suit with white trainers.static.klipy.comKermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets MemeALT: Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Time to head off for some GnR w/ Black Crowesstatic.klipy.comGunsnroses Guns'N'RosesALT: Gunsnroses Guns'N'Roses 010
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Really thought Spurs may have been a bit more of a threat after how much they've spent.. 🤣 010
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey, so serious questions - if you've signed up to Banter FC and don't use it, why? If you haven't signed up, why? Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help If you haven't heard of it.. well.. banterfc.appbanterfc.app 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026So did they wheel out Glitch McConnells corpse yet? Or are we still pretending he's alive? 220
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Season start is coming up - come check out Banter FC for all your football chat No algorithms, no influencers, no repost bots.. just football chat with real fans like you banterfc.app #football #PremierLeaguebanterfc.app 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Also seeking mods for other teams - reach out if you're interested! 000
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Popping back to urge anyone who's reading to come check out Banter FC We're officially launching today, meaning we've cleaned up all the mess, got rid of the test posts, and we're all ready for the new season banterfc.app Thank you all who've supported me through this journey!banterfc.app 121
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bluesky isn't the same since the season ended. A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people. Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not. I think I might wander off and check back next month. Toodles all 340
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Anthony Taylor retiring! Finally some good news web.banterfc.app/s/d3ef288203... 020
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What the absolute fuck. Got home, and there's like a billion crotch goblins on the field with Kermit and miss piggy? I feel like I've been dropping acid 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A game so tainted and pointless that I got up 20 mins in and went to the grocery store 230
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Why is this guy announcing players like he thinks hes on WWE.. he looks a right cunt 110
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Wow. They can't possibly fuck up a 4-0 at half time lead? 🤣🤣🤣 120
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Questions to be asking tuchel.. why on earth didn't you drop Kane sooner? 🤣🤣 020
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What on earth happened to this France team? Lolstatic.klipy.comChuckle Vision Chuckle BrothersALT: Chuckle Vision Chuckle Brothers 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Had a bit of a splash in the pool - now sitting at the bar in the backyard with the match on, a beer in hand, and beautiful weather. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday 120
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Official launch date for Banter FC is July 28th! Get in early at banterfc.app Available on iOS, Android, and on the webbanterfc.appBanter FC – The Football App for Real FansFollow your club, track your league, and debate the big decisions with real football fans. No politics, no influencers. Just football. 121
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So do we get to see Glitch McConnell now that his team says he's fine, or nah? 010
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sorry England fans it sucks to lose, and worse to a team that were cheated to get to the game - but holy shit am I glad I don't have to listen to fucking Wonderwall again 🤣 130
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham, the first Republican to actually talk to glitch McConnell this week 🤣 041
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026And fuck these reporters for whitewashing this massive piece of shit. 011
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Haaland off? Bold approach.. though it's been like a man down with him standing around waiting the whole game Not sure why the commentators are saying he looks tired.. he's barely run all game 110
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026You'd have to imagine France are the overwhelming favourites - but fuck me that was a boring game 020
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They don't even try to hide the corruption.. Madness. 000
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/20265 goals and it was probably the most boring game I've seen in a long time USA were awful, and I really don't think Belgium were any good, despite the score 010
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fair play by Balogun to not actually play today 😂 130
Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What has struck me in this game is the woeful lack of basic ball control the USA has. Every simple pass is difficult. An easy opportunity to trap the ball sees it bounce off their legs. Easy crosses are sent wild. Nerves? Lack of ability? Both? 110