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Formal Giraffe

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I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking #YNWA

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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am still baffled how that was a pen. It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gets worse.. next game is a 4:30am kick off 🤣🤣🤣 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jesus fuck Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When does Flo get back from the world cup?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That is probably the most toothless, gutless defending I've seen from a Liverpool team in 10 years.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Like I keep telling you all, Cody Gakpo is our best player, and should be going nowhere 🤣😂
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not loving Rio on the right either tbh
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ref suddenly found his cards has he? Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Their twat of a manager wearing a suit with white trainers.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FINALLY!
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time to head off for some GnR w/ Black Crowes
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh deary me 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Really thought Spurs may have been a bit more of a threat after how much they've spent.. 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#PremierLeague
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey, so serious questions - if you've signed up to Banter FC and don't use it, why? If you haven't signed up, why? Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help If you haven't heard of it.. well.. banterfc.app
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So did they wheel out Glitch McConnells corpse yet? Or are we still pretending he's alive?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🤘
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Also seeking mods for other teams - reach out if you're interested!
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Popping back to urge anyone who's reading to come check out Banter FC We're officially launching today, meaning we've cleaned up all the mess, got rid of the test posts, and we're all ready for the new season banterfc.app Thank you all who've supported me through this journey!
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bluesky isn't the same since the season ended. A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people. Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not. I think I might wander off and check back next month. Toodles all
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anthony Taylor retiring! Finally some good news web.banterfc.app/s/d3ef288203...
Banter FC post about Anthony Taylor retiring
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Keegan has passed away? Awful news :(
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What the absolute fuck. Got home, and there's like a billion crotch goblins on the field with Kermit and miss piggy? I feel like I've been dropping acid
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A game so tainted and pointless that I got up 20 mins in and went to the grocery store
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why is this guy announcing players like he thinks hes on WWE.. he looks a right cunt
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Classic Steve 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wow. They can't possibly fuck up a 4-0 at half time lead? 🤣🤣🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Questions to be asking tuchel.. why on earth didn't you drop Kane sooner? 🤣🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Konate effect 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What on earth happened to this France team? Lol
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Had a bit of a splash in the pool - now sitting at the bar in the backyard with the match on, a beer in hand, and beautiful weather. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Didn't see that coming to be fair
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So do we get to see Glitch McConnell now that his team says he's fine, or nah?
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sorry England fans it sucks to lose, and worse to a team that were cheated to get to the game - but holy shit am I glad I don't have to listen to fucking Wonderwall again 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham, the first Republican to actually talk to glitch McConnell this week 🤣
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And fuck these reporters for whitewashing this massive piece of shit.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good. Fuck that guy.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Haaland off? Bold approach.. though it's been like a man down with him standing around waiting the whole game Not sure why the commentators are saying he looks tired.. he's barely run all game
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Back to work on Monday 😭
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You'd have to imagine France are the overwhelming favourites - but fuck me that was a boring game
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Keeper didn't even move.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Try and cheat that goal away with var
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They don't even try to hide the corruption.. Madness.
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
5 goals and it was probably the most boring game I've seen in a long time USA were awful, and I really don't think Belgium were any good, despite the score
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fair play by Balogun to not actually play today 😂
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Formal Giraffe @formalgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What has struck me in this game is the woeful lack of basic ball control the USA has. Every simple pass is difficult. An easy opportunity to trap the ball sees it bounce off their legs. Easy crosses are sent wild. Nerves? Lack of ability? Both?
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