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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is... Mars attacking us right now?

FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"I've put a couple kid-poisoning fuckwits in the hospital," Every normal person in a sane country should say. "But here's the thing: I'm a pioneer."

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not only a vile and treasonous statement, but blatant grounds for a multi-state secession whose end-date is predicated on orange-therapy's removal from office and imprisonment. Stop saying he's 'just joking'. F* this trash already.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So wait, how many times does one have to declare victory over a regional power before NOT needing to withdraw vital long-range aviation assets from a friendly country 3400 miles from the conflict zone? One more? Three more maybe? We're probably close to the magic number now. Asking for a friend.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not going to condemn a man for simply plugging his business in an earnest way.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have a magic 8-ball I keep on my desk which gets slowly, belligerently picked up and shaken (with evident disappointment) whenever someone in earshot has the audacity to admit they 'asked ChatGPT' for an answer.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Make a band more Papist by altering one word: The Curia.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just watched a simulation of a lunar breakup event. Terrible destruction everywhere, millions of fiery impacts, quarter mile-high waves, & the defiantly-numb PM gremlin in my brain was like: "You're gonna have to call everyone up real quick & remind them to hit submit on their timecards..."

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My Scottish gran anytime she watched a horror movie with us: “Mercy on, she’s gan up the stair? Up the stair! Dinnae be daft, quine; the door’s right there. Out ye go!”

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"How did you get into TTRPGs?" A broken arm.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Talent is a 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙙 interest." ~Bob Ross to all of us "You're not even an AI influencer!" ~Random bootlicking slopper to the Pope

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One could say it is a... convention of Genevas.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey, its-a me! Maawgah'nagl fhtagn!

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When Trump and his GOP co-conspirators are convicted for insurrection, all acts and appointments, including SC justices, need to be rescinded, full stop.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can one of them maybe hack me and do my yearly Cyber Awareness Challenge? Please...

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Katie Britt, remembering everything she ever did as ol' Dick Shelby's staffer, wondering if any of it was worth it now. Also, a rare glimpse of real shock that the right-wing bro-sphere chat about Jack Smith conspiracies she feeds on alongside boxed wine and baby tears might not be totally legit.

Alabama Senator Britt staring blankly, slack-jawed, mouth agape, empty, soul-less, eyeliner making it look like she's wearing a skin-mask of a person.

Man behind her looks like Chris Hansen just welcomed him into the house.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In all candor, working in policy and defense in DC has taught me that GOP staffers literally LIVE in conspiracy-theory right-wing chat groups. If you've ever met them, you'd find them physically, intellectually, and morally indistinguishable from that pervy little "Big Balls" Coristine kid.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imbeciles, or geniuses in careful, 'make your boss look like a moron' sabotage, which is always the fun route to take. Of course, on just about any day ending in a "Y" I'll probably go with imbeciles.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New England to be renamed New America.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Henry IV Part 2, Act 1, Scene 2 “Villain, I have done thy fucking mother.”

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The first of sooooo many graves to forever enjoy an abnormally high urea content...

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not for nothing, despite considering myself somewhat politically well-read, coming across what "TribFest" actually consists of was a bit of a disappointment today, frankly.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pre-university, being *good* at history means learning a few key dates, some kings' names, & maybe a fun fact about tanks or ships. That's not history, and there's the rub - historians haven't done well at explaining what they actually do. They let the rubes assume we just list 'facts & battles'.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

History, in particular, does a great job of teaching you to question biases as well (your own and that of otherwise very smart people), which, understandably, just doesn't get as much bandwidth in STEM.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My most toxic masculine trait is that I fervently believe a 2nd trip to the trunk is just shameful.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Measured, of course in fluid ounces, rather than gallons.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For those of you GMs who still force people to track gear and encumbrance, I humbly present this image of my character.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the official cowboy hat in Florida...

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

While its obvious to everyone the whole sniper/drone aspect of this Arc de Mentia BS is just so he can claim 'national security' as a legal loophole, listening to this jack wad describe it is exactly how my 5 year old nephew describes his villain's secret lair. Dumbest timeline, this one.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Vote in such numbers that the shame doesn't wear off for a decade. With margins big enough to fix the system, not just undo the damage. Build a mandate that is bold, uninterested in compromise, dismissive of their "concerns", & gleeful to their faces. Bury them. Don't let up. De-MAGA-ify it all.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Refuse to debate? Dropped from the ballot. Refuse to hold open, in-person town halls where people can speak freely? You're barred from office. Take foreign $$? Lose security clearance permanently, $$ confiscated by IRS in full, barred from office. These aren't revolutionary ideas, folks.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is no ethical use of consumer AI, full stop. Every use is either for fraudulent purpose, or built upon fraud already perpetrated against someone. Everything it touches becomes shady AF. I'm bewildered when I see ostensibly decent, informed people use AI to make cute memes.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Breaking: Sam Altman Hacked Three U.S. Government Websites". Fixed it for you. An AI Agent is not responsible for actions its developers design it to do then refuse the most basic of security protocols so they can 'move fast and break stuff'.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sam Altman hacked an Australian government website. Fixed it for you. An AI Agent is not responsible for actions its developers design it to do then refuse the most basic of security protocols so they can 'move fast and break stuff'.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"U.S. Government Sites Hacked due to Private Company's Lack of Basic Security Protocols. OpenAI CEO, Shareholders, and Cybersecurity Directors Fully Responsible." There, now go back to journalism school, whoever wrote the article.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And then, Trump gleefully showed Xi his favoritest Power Ranger action figures, and his new Air Jordan shoes, and and... We have a literal fucking 6 year old child as President.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

While this is absolutely great - leaders who communicate like both they & their audience are real, normal fucking people - I still find it hard to believe we've lowered our expectations of our politicians so far that this brand of simple, direct communication is both elating & surprising to us.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

While many WoW players have ever been a step behind literal howler monkeys in matters of hygiene, maturity, social skills, & ability to spell, the impact of giving them both first and last names has been almost comically revealing. Glad for the punishment, lets see if that continues after beta.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The White House Ballroom is 10% completed, named "The Vladimir Putin & Donald J. Trump SpaceX Kalshi Bitcoin Golden Memorial Ballroom Tower & Casino." Stephen Miller eats a bald eagle live on Fox News. Kash Patel eats a bald eagle (slightly different connotation though) live on Fox News.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Arlington National Cemetery renamed Arlington National Golf Course and Resort and Casino. All children born in the US are implanted with neural chips and now run ads constantly. All USN ships run on coal now. Self-driving cars now require passengers to have a subscription.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

State Lotteries now award 1 month of healthcare to top winners, instead of cash prizes. Austin TX becomes a data center. Just the entire city. The word 'Inflation' replaced with 'Winning' in all media reports. New England renamed New America by Executive Order.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trump's 3rd term authorized by Supreme Court, 6-3 vote. Dems decline to run their own candidate, citing 'reconciliation' & 'return to normalcy' & 'something something kitchen tables'. Wheel of Fortune replaces the highest-value prize on the wheel with a coupon for ground beef and gasoline.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

US Military Welcomes 6th branch: The Superintelligence Force, led by Gen. Eric Trump. Half of Trump's Cabinet are now chatbots with Mar-a-Lago face. Schumer and Jeffries awarded Israeli citizenship in ceremony overseen by Nick Fuentes, somehow. ICE/CBP merged into single org: The Wafflehouse SS.

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FORGED Not Born @forgednotborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lindsey Graham's cousin's nephew's Chippendale stripper elected Governor of South Carolina. Measles outbreaks dominate Kalshi payouts. Black Death begins to ravage Florida. Natalie Harp replaces JD Vance as Vice President. John Fetterman moves into the Reflecting Swamp, puts up "keep out" sign

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